Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show


Donald J. Trump has shaken
Washington to its core by refusing to recognize
the power of Congress to impeach him,
which is amazing. ‘Cause they were like,
“We’re subpoenaing.” And he was like,
“No, I don’t care.” Donald Trump has the confidence of a white woman pulled over
by the cops. Yeah. Just like, “Ma’am,
I need to see your license.” She’s like, “Well, I need
to see you get out of my face. And give me your badge number,
Mister!” The question is,
why does the president think he can get away with this? Well, for more perspective,
we turn to a man who gets away with things
all the time. -Neal Brennan, everybody.
-(cheers and applause) Neal, everyone is perplexed. Why doesn’t Trump seem to respect any
of America’s institutions? I’ll tell you why, buddy. Because Trump doesn’t think
he got elected. Trump thinks he bought America, and now our whole country
is just some business he owns. It’s why he doesn’t understand
all these investigations. Imagine if you bought a Quiznos. Then a week later,
you find out you’re being impeached by the
guy who spreads the mayonnaise. (laughter) Oh, come on. Neal, Neal,
I know Trump is extreme, but there’s no way he thinks
you can buy a country. Dude, he tried to buy Greenland
eight weeks ago. (laughter) And it wasn’t even for sale. (applause) He’s just so out of his mind
that he looks at the globe the way the rest of us look
at Zillow. I’m telling you, Trump doesn’t
think he works for America. He thinks he owns it. Listen to how he talks. My generals and my military… My economy is phenomenal. And I told my guys at NASA… All I know is I want
to put my miners back to work. My farmers.
I love my farmers. Oh, look at my African-American
over here. Look at him. (audience groaning) -MAN: Damn!
-Wow. The last president to say “Look at my African-American”
was Thomas Jefferson on a date. -Wow. Wow. Neal.
-(audience groaning) Okay, so, so, so,
Trump thinks he bought America, and that explains all
of his behavior? Now you’re getting it,
my African-American. I’m-I’m just African. But, yeah. Trevor, Trump thinks everyone
in the country works for him. It’s why he’s sending
his attorney general around the world to focus
on his personal vendettas. Trump thinks the attorney general
is generally his attorney. (laughter) I bet when Trump met the
secretary of transportation, he was like, “Great. So you’re
the guy who call my Ubers?” Yeah. Yeah. Okay,
but that doesn’t explain why Trump ignores
the Pentagon’s advice on, like, Turkey and Syria. It completely explains it. From Trump’s point of view,
it’s like, “Why is my military in Syria? “I’m not in Syria. I’m in America.” And that’s where
he wants the military. In America doing two things–
having big, beautiful parades and blocking Mexicans
at the border like a camouflaged Hodor. So this is how
Trump sees everything? Yeah, man! It’s why
he hates the press so much. He’s like, “Why is the White
House press corps talking shit about the White House?” To him, it’s a betrayal. It would be like if you hired
a deejay for your wedding, and when you and your wife
came in, he was like, “Chris and Jennifer,
probably not gonna make it. 18 months tops!” (imitates party horn blowing) (laughter) All right. All right, Neal, so, so, if Trump thinks
he bought America, then is there anything
that people can do? Yes. But we’ll have to turn to America’s most reliable
institution– Kickstarter. (laughter) We pool our money and buy
America back from Donald Trump. Dude, that is gonna cost…
It’s gonna cost… -(applause and cheering)
-Like, that is so much money. I don’t… How-how do people afford that? Here’s the good news, buddy. If America truly is
a Trump property, eventually,
it’s gonna plummet in value, and we can buy it back
for pennies on the dollar. Bad news is,
there’s gonna be KFC buckets and spray tan juice everywhere. Neal Brennan, everyone!

100 thoughts on “Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

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  2. One antidote to Trump's delusion might be for reporters to preface every question they ask Trump with "as a public servant….".

  3. You know Brennan is right about everything. It all sounds funny and cozy but there is more truth than we'd like to admit .

    I guess we'll get America back during the next recession. Yay us…

  4. Trump doesn’t think he bought America. He thinks he won it in a game show. “I got the most ratings than anybody, everybody says so…..!”

  5. We started a kick-starter to buy America back.
    If has raised over $25.3 million from over a million individual contributors.
    It is called Bernie Sanders Campaign

  6. Bill Maher just saying the same thing on his show… Seth Meyer Jimmy Fallon all saying the same jokes and same talking points.. man Trump is dulling people's creativity

  7. This has been floated before. The Trump campaign team were surprised that the White House staff all left and had to be replaced. They thought it was a corporate takeover.

  8. Totally agree! I’ve often said that 😡 runs the White House & America like his corporation cuz that’s all he knows! He doesn’t know $&*#! about being president!!!

  9. If Trump wanted the army hete, he wouldnt have send troops to Saudie Arabia, to do God knows what. He pulled them back, to get ppl of the impeachment hearings and bc of his towers in Turkey. That letter he send Etdogan, what a joke of a country we must seem to them now, Thats why he keeps doing it and sanctions he did put on them, is nothing to them, a bigger problem would be for us, since we get many of our products from Turkey, not the other way around. This dude is way over his head, with is birdfood brain. Nothing but a big sludge thats going through those braincells of his alzheimers brain he inherited from his father, which has been shown these last few yrs hes in the oval office….

  10. We have a president who pulls us out of national debt we are president that raises the economy and we have a president that doesn’t take any crap….. in the meantime we have a bunch of adults throwing temper tantrum‘s…… which is obviously very low educated people….. he has done more for us than Obama could ever dream of….. please grow up America!!!!!

  11. Owning the US? Good explanation, but it may go even deeper: Many of the mega rich probably don't consider themselves loyal to any particular country by reason of birthright citizenship, because they can move themselves, as well as their assets, so freely throughout the world. If for any reason Trump really gets cornered, he can take up residence in a country that has no extradition treaty with the US, like SA or some place called, uummm… uumm… Russia.

  12. So blunt you can smoke it…
    Oww!

    That my surprise I didn't see it sooner… it scary but whose allowing him to think he bought it?

  13. Liberals like to ignore and dismiss the 62 million people across 30 states that put Trump in the white house. We will show up again next year to give him yet another term.

  14. The president thinks he can get away with it cuz no one does anything to stop him. There's a lot of lip service, but no actual repercussions.

  15. It is about time someone somewhere wacks this son of a bitch Trump in the head and kicks his fucking fat ass in jail where he belongs. What a disgusting human being with a filthy trash mouth and a stupid, ignorant brain.

    I piss and shit on this fucker if i can!!!!!!!!

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  17. He was making sense… like every other Trump property America is loosing its value home n abroad … omg!!!!!! He literally is doing to this country the only thing he knows how to do… destroy it!

  18. Technically, Trump doesn’t think he bought America. He thinks he won America, and now he is America. I understand the assertion, but it’s an established fact that this douche bag doesn’t pay for anything unless made to. More to the point, since his financial meltdown, he can’t afford the U. S. much less any other major infrastructure project. He just likes to slap his brand on stuff & collect a surcharge. Here’s hoping the country doesn’t go the way of Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, & Trump SoHo. I predict when his tax returns are released they will reveal that he is as over leveraged & compromised financially as he is morally & ethically.

  19. Bill Maher had the same idea. Get millionaires actors, musicians etc. That hate Trump to donate to Trump in order for his resignation. Boom! You both said it perfectly. Trump understands one thing. Money.

  20. Oh no! I had to check the date this dropped. Oct 18, Bill Maher did his eerily similar Prickstarter New Rules bit. Yikes! Guess you beat him Neal. 😂

  21. I said from the time he walked out and molested that flag, he had a look like an evil villain saying: 'Mine! ALL mine!' He thinks he WON it when he won (not) the election, and the peasants came with it. It's almost over though 😉

  22. Didn't that guy work on Chappelle show? Looks like he stayed with comedy Central….reminds me of chapelles stand up mentioning the upside down…. wierd.

  23. It's hard to respect something when you are protected from it by extreme partisanship and widespread stupidity. What is there to respect if you face no consequences for your words or actions? It's like having a parent who constantly says that you're in trouble while buying you ponies and ice cream.

  24. Democrat asskisser Trump owns you .Listen to the bullshit CNN and MSNBC purveyors of pure hate bullshit liars.Trump is the one laughing his ass off.Trump2020

  25. He sees the country as a Trump brand now is this somehow a surprise. He has ruined most of his buisiness (ad)ventures as he went along thinking he was an expert. He is broke and has no real money just debt.

  26. Trump really believes that he owns America. Because he calls everything his. Look at my black man at his hate rallies. My military. My country, my Hispanics, my wife, that he ignores daily. He's a narcissist, egomaniac, sociopath.he a control freak.

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