Translator – SNL

Translator – SNL


>>>GOOD MORNING.
INOTECH RESEARCH IS PLEASED TO WELCOME YOU, TO WHAT WE BELIEVE,
WILL BE A VERY EXCITING PRESENTATION.
>>WELL, IT BETTER BE. THIS PROJECT IS, WHAT,
$18 MILLION OVER BUDGET?>>UH, YES, BUT THANKS TO YOUR
PATIENCE AS WELL AS YOUR INVESTMENT WE ARE THRILLED TO
ANNOUNCE NEAR COMPLETION ON THE X5 PROTOTYPE.
>>NEAR COMPLETION? SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GOING TO
SEE HERE?>>WELL, IF ALL GOES WELL,
EXACTLY WHAT WE PROMISED. USING EEG CENSORING AND BRAIN
INTERFACING WE WILL DO WHAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE, SCAN THE
HOUSEHOLD PET’S MIND TO TRANSLATE HIS THOUGHTS INTO
WORDS. NOW THE SUBJECT TODAY WILL BE MY
OWN DOG, MAX. LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY.
>>LET’S SEE IT.>>MAX, HERE WE GO.
>>EEG SIGNAL 100%. VITALS ARE NORMAL.
OKAY. WE HAVE MIND LINK.
>>OKAY, MAX. THIS IS IT.
MAX, SPEAK. [ GIBBERISH ]
>>BRILLIANT.>>HANG ON.
IT WORKED. I SWEAR, JUST BOOST THE SIGNAL,
MAX, SPEAK.>>WOOF, WOOF.
HI. I’M MAX.
IT’S ME, MAX.>>OH, MY GOD.
>>I LIKE TO PLAY BALL. I LIKE PURPLE BIRD IN THE
WINDOW.>>LOOK, I THINK HE MEANS THE
PIGEON. HE’S NEVER SPOKEN THIS MUCH
BEFORE. MAX, WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE?
>>I LIKE PARK, AND LEASH, AND I LIKE TRUMP.
HE’S MY MAN.>>WAIT.
WHAT?>>WHAT DID YOUR DOG JUST SAY?
>>IT MUST BE A TRANSLATION ERROR, SOME KIND OF GLITCH.
>>THERE’S NO GLITCH. DONALD TRUMP IS OUR PRESIDENT.
HE CARRIED THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FAIR AND SQUARE.
>>THIS CAN’T BE RIGHT. DID YOU KNOW YOUR DOG LIKES
TRUMP?>>HE DOESN’T.
>>I ABSOLUTELY DO. I KNOW TRUMP HAS ISSUES, BUT ONE
BIG CHANGE IS BETTER THAN BUSINESS AS USUAL.
>>OKAY, MAX, NO. YOU DROP THAT RIGHT NOW.
YOU DON’T LIKE TRUMP.>>THE DOW IS UP 2700 POINTS
SINCE HE WAS ELECTED. WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE?
>>YOUR DOG IS A MONSTER.>>NO, HE’S NOT.
JUST, LET ME TALK TO HIM. MAX, I’M SORRY.
BUT YOU’RE JUST A DOG. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE
TALKING ABOUT.>>EXCUSE ME, HELEN, BUT YES, I
DO. STINKING HELMET.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU PUT THIS ON ME.
IT’S JUST THAT CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE THAT MADE PEOPLE WANT
TO VOTE FOR TRUMP IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>>GET OVER HERE, MAX. THIS IS CRAZY.
OKAY? I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE SAYING
THIS. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST
FRIEND.>>AND AS YOUR FRIEND, I DON’T
WANT TO SEE YOUR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO HEALTH CARE FOR
ILLEGALS.>>YOUR DOG IS A JACK ASS.
>>NO! MAX, LISTEN, TRUMP IS BAD.
TRUMP IS A RACIST.>>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BLACK
PEOPLE? YOU NEVER BROUGHT ONE INTO OUR
HOUSE ONCE.>>REALLY?
>>NO. MAX, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
>>IT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE, HELEN. PLUS, TRUMP IS THE ONLY ONE THAT
ISN’T OWNED BY WALL STREET.>>WHAT?
OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU INSANE?
MY HEAD’S GOING TO EXPLODE. WHAT ABOUT HIS RECORD ON WOMEN’S
RIGHTS? DON’T YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A
CHOICE OVER OUR OWN BODY?>>YOU DIDN’T AFFORD ME A CHOICE
WHEN YOU CUT OFF MY BALLS.>>MAX!
YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING. YOU’RE JUST A DOG.
YOU’RE JUST A DOG AND YOU PEE ON THE FLOOR.
>>AND YOU MASTURBATE OUT OF BOREDOM.
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT NOW?>>WHOA.
>>MAX!>>YOU JUST ASSUME THAT BECAUSE
I’M A TRUMP SUPPORTER THAT I’M A XENOPHOBIC RACIST.
>>NO, I DON’T. YOUR BEST FRIEND AT THE DOG PARK
IS A CHIHUAHUA.>>SO?
>>THAT MEANS HE’S FROM MEXICO AND TRUMP WANTS TO KICK THEM OUT
OF THE COUNTRY.>>IF AQUITO WAS BORN HERE, HE
HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. THIS IS A NATION OF LAWS.
>>ALL RIGHT, STAND BACK. I’M GONNA SHOOT HIM WITH THE GUN
I CARRY.>>DON’T MISS.
>>OH, FOR GOD’S SAKES. I CAN’T HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITHOUT YOU LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES —
>>ENOUGH! ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
SHUT UP, MAX. JUST SHUT YOUR DUMB MOUTH.
>>UH, THAT CONCLUDES THE DEMONSTRATION.
OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE SOME MORE WORK TO DO.
>>OBVIOUSLY.>>YEAH.
THIS WHOLE PROJECT IS ON THIN ICE.
THAT DOG IS A PROBLEM.>>IT’S OKAY, MAX.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. WE JUST HAVE TO LEARN TO RESPECT
EACH OTHER’S POINT OF VIEW, I GUESS.
NOW, LET’S GO FOR A WALK. OKAY?
PUT YOUR HAT ON. IT’S COLD.
THERE YOU GO. IT’S A GOOD THING YOU’RE CUTE,
YOU LITTLE DUMBASS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Translator – SNL

  1. Fast forward to 2019 and the Democratic Debate, something like "Raise your hand if you want healthcare for illegals" was asked and almost if not all candidates raised their hands….. Hmmmm….This dog knows the Future!…..I just need the winning Power-ball numbers and everyone, including Trump, Bernie, AOC, Rip-u-glee-cans and Demon-rats can go fuck off!…Of course, the little doggie will get a harem full of bitches in heat to do as he pleases.

  2. Lol just like some who hates trump. Turns on there "friends" as soon as they say anything positve about the guy

  3. well I guess this is ONE step closer for MMS, Media, Social Media, Hollywood and Politics from completely controlling the narrative that all left GOOD, all right BAD ! !

  4. The dog made great conservative points and the woman wanted to shoot him. This is actually accurate to real life.

  5. How is it racist to not want to be demographically replaced by foreigners? You can't keep your culture if you replace your culture. Pretty obvious.

  6. A good sketch where for once the Trump supporter hits back in open argument rather than it being a standard mockery. Nice satire of triggering leftists unable to process the changed order. Trump won;t last forever anyway, the scientists can bide their time !! 😀

  7. The business people aren't standing by for the racism that stands to net them billions?

    Most. Unrealistic. Sketch. Ever.

  8. #BRAVO, BRAVOO!!!!! OMG, This Pooch is Smarter than #Most All Liberal,, Leftist, & Delusional, Jesus Mockin,-#Trump Haters..
    Thank God, Praise Jesus; #TRUMP 2020

  9. You know snl was funny until they started to push their liberal agenda. And I don’t even know if you could justify this as a joke unless you supported all that nonsense

  10. Wow everything the “dog” said was right and they portrayed the liberal media SOO ACCURATELY. “Wait it supports something we don’t? Let’s shoot it even tho we hate guns!” 😂😂😂

  11. Get that damn vigina hat off him. You liberals are an insult to humanity. Americans LOVE TRUMP as he tells TRUTH and fulfils every promise he makes. He is making America GREAT again, even with you liberals bad-mouthing him and trying to destroy America. GOD bless America and GOD bless TRUMP… 2020…!!!!! I HATE LYING LIBERALS AS THEY HATE AMERICA…..

  12. The dog is only saying what most of the country thinks thank you God bless you and God bless America and God bless the dog hahaha hahaha hahaha

  13. I don't get it… the experiment was a rotund success… they weren't trying to shape the thoughts of the dog, they were just trying to understand them

  14. 3:46–3:51 you stupid dog. not only has Trump been trying to abolish birthright citizenship, but just since taking office he's broken more laws than everyone on Wall Street, Al Capone, and Jeffrey Dahmer combined.

  15. Perfect example of liberal snowflakes getting triggered. Trump Derangement Syndrome on SNL. The dog is not racist or xenophobic. He is simply opinionated. What if he dribbled all the progressive agenda would they not want to shoot it? SNL jumped the shark years ago with PC and liberal dogma.

  16. The dog was the only good one. Also, pretty funny saying we have to respect each others viewpoints, all while hating the dog for having a different viewpoint.

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