– The only person that 100% hasn’t been proven to be a fascist, is, uh… – F*ck, no! [laughter] – Hey everybody! Today is 4/20, [cheering] Fun fact about that day- – We’re all rea-
(Ian forgets how to talk) – What, yeah? [laughter] – Oh my god! – It is actually Hitler’s birthday. We hope you’re having a happy birthday – In hell! Where you belong, you a**hole! But we are, we are gonna play ‘Secret Hitler’ – Yeah – And the way this game works, is that one of us will be Hitler. But the rest of us won’t know. Well, I’m sorry – the fascists will know. Hitler will be supported by two fascists, who are going to try and pass fascist bills. Meanwhile, the rest of the group; the “Liberals” – The Librarians! – Will try and pass liberal bills. And the way that works is this: A Chancellor will select 3 policies er- not select, they pull 3 off the top, (muffled) and then, they choose 2 to give to El Presidente. And then the president chooses which one they want to put on the board. And as the fascists progress different things will happen, we’ll explain that if and when it happens. As the liberals get their goal over here, they win. If the fascists hit their goal, they win. Or, if Hitler is eliminated the liberals win. If Hilter is elected chancellor, the fascists win. – Yes – So raise your hand right now if you have played ‘Secret Hitler’ before. – But don’t raise it in a way that would seem Nazi-like… – I’ve never been Hitler. – You haven’t played it on the channel, have you? – I’ve played it for fun. Everyone: Oh! Sarah: Nerd!
Everyone: Oh! Matt: Nerd!
Mari: “Practicing” – But I’m also really terrible at this because, I just trust everybody, because I like you guys. [ Everyone Aw’s] – I’ve never been a fascist and when that day flippin comes, I’m a bad lier and you guys are gonna know. – I’m literally the, worst I- I think I’m the worst lier ‘cus we’ve play games like this on Smosh Pit and every time we do I’m just like, I’m like, [breathes deeply] [ Laughter ] – Let’s get to the game! [Cheering] – And the way we will decide who’s who, is we’ve got these envelopes here, I’ll mix them up. And basically, your roles are in here. You get two cards: one says whether you’re a fascist or a liberal and the other card will say “Hitler” if you’re Hitler, and nothing if you’re not Hilter. Card for you. – I’m nervous burping! – Do I tell people if I’m Hitler? – No, Mari! [People tapping and humming] – Are we really gonna hear if people’s eyes are open? – I can hear your eyelids! – It’s like velcro, dude. [obnoxious people-noises] [Screaming] – Where is everything? – Wait, have we been here the whole time? – One of us was murdered! – Now, what happens if I got Mussolini? – What if my card just said, “You suck, loser” ? – Ah, so who is gonna be the first president? – Yeah, who wants to be first? Ian, you’re right in the centre, here. – Oh, wow! Well, I am the President of Smosh. [Clapping]