The BALKANS Explained (Geography Now!)

The BALKANS Explained (Geography Now!)

Hey everybody so as you know, I’m working on the scripts for the next few country episodes Which means it’s gonna be a filler week! Heavily requested but never really fulfilled until now The Balkans explained AKA Europe’s most dysfunctional family before we get into this though Just want to give a quick shout-out to one of my favorite brands to work with – Seterra You guys know I’m very picky with which brands we get to sponsor here on Geography Now and Seterra is definitely cool on my list Seterra is a geography learning game. Go to their website to find out more. Download the app if you want, or you could play for free on the website Seterra. Thank you. Anyway back to the Balkans Now if you look at the map of southern Europe You see this whole mess and you’re like, “the hell is going on?” Basically, this place has a lot of weird history. Everybody loves and hates each other These two countries can understand each other when they speak, as can these four, but they all swear it’s distinct different languages In modern times today Generally, they’re all kind of cool with each other And the younger generation has pretty much moved on from all that animosity that their grandparents endured during war times Like I’ve heard Greek people say, Hey, I’ve traveled to Albania and Turkey, the nations of our enemies and yet they were like totally treated fine by the locals when they told them that they were Greek and they had a great time so it’s pretty much like that like mostly the government and the zealous people are just the ones that create the modern drama Quick historical context, this entire area at one point was ruled over the Ottoman Empire then during the 20th century half of it was Yugoslavia Wars battles music and Rakija.
Done. Geographically speaking What exactly are the boundaries of the Balkans? Apparently the Balkan Peninsula is surrounded by the Adriatic Sea to the west, the Mediterranean Sea to the south, and the Black Sea to the east Its northern boundary is often given as the Danube, Sava, and Kupa rivers Or the Balkan and Dynaric Alps mountain ranges The countries that lie entirely in the area include Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina Bulgaria, Montenegro, and the newly named North Macedonia As well as the disputed, partially recognized Kosovo area and parts of Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, most of Greece and a very small part of Romania, Turkey, and even Italy In this episode though, we’re just gonna talk about the major Balkan nations that are either completely or mostly located within the Balkan area So no Italy and I talked to some Romanian people and a lot of them said “Nah, we’re not Balkan, We’re just our own thing in southern Europe.” So I’m not gonna talk about Romania. And with that being said, let’s start off alphabetically, Albania Oh, Albania was one of the first episodes I made. That was so long ago. Out of all the Balkan nations, Albania is probably like the one that sticks out like a sore thumb the most It’s like the oddball that doesn’t quite fit in It’s like the emo kid at the dinner table Their language has no other relatives and they have a bunch of these like dome bunkers all over the country because their former leader was kind of paranoid I mean, come on Albanians. Let’s be real, Enver Hoxha, he was a little intense About half the country is Muslim which is interesting because they went through a weird communist era in which all religious practice was banned and illegal but like the religious communities still kind of held on For the longest time they were actually closed off to the entire world Except China Today however, they are completely opened up and a lot of like intrepid Europeans like to travel here because there’s a lot of like secret hidden beaches Everything here is cheap.
They are a candidate to join the EU However, they still have some political obstacles that they have to overcome in order to join and uh yeah They kind of don’t really get along well with Serbia because of the whole Kosovo thing Which we will explain in a bit Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Our first South Slavic nation This is the most confusing political entity in, I would argue, the entire world just watch the episode if you want a recap, but basically they have three constituent people groups No other country has this. Maybe kind of Comoros, but that’s a little different And it’s weird because like, everything here comes in threes. The Bosnians or Bosniaks are mostly Muslim The Serbians are mostly Orthodox and the Croatians are mostly Catholic The country is divided into three parts This all happened because after the breakup of Yugoslavia, there was a Bosnian war yada yada yada and here we are What’s even crazier is they have three presidents – one for each of the constituent groups and even weirder, they all pretty much speak the same language But they are very keen to make sure that they distinguish that it’s Croatian, Serbian, and Bosnian like, it’s all basically the same thing but they still, like, distinguish it The country is almost completely landlocked But they have this small little twenty kilometer long coast on the Adriatic. But yeah for what it’s worth They have a really cool art and music scene. They hosted the Winter Olympics in Sarajevo you still see some of the remnants of the Ottoman Empire in things like food and architecture and yeah, interesting place that not a lot of people talk about, Bosnia and Herzegovina Bulgaria, our second Slavic nation. Ah, the land of roses. Every time I get something sent in from Bulgaria for fan mail, it always usually includes something made out of roses. Bulgaria is, how can I put it? It’s kind of like the, uh… Slowly withering beauty. Here’s the thing like Bulgaria is loaded with lots of cool you know natural sights and wonders and culture, but like a lot of people are just leaving. Since the early 90s, about a quarter of their entire population has left Making them one of the highest population decline nations in the world Joining the EU has helped a bit but they still rank as the poorest nation in the EU Nonetheless, lots of history started here They’re proud of being known as the place where the Cyrillic alphabet was created by these two brothers. They love their bagpipes Technically they’re descended from the Bulgars which like migrated from Asia So technically you could say Bulgarians have Asian roots Bulgarians and Macedonians are pretty much family I mean they speak the exact same language almost. In fact many Bulgarians will say that Macedonians are just kind of like confused Bulgarians It’s just the biggest difference is that North Macedonia was historically part of Yugoslavia whereas Bulgaria was not Keep in mind though, their language is Slavic, but it is not intelligible to the Serbo-Croat Bosnian languages Like, they can’t understand each other Croatia. Our third Slavic nation.
Croatia is kind of like “the one that got really lucky” It’s the land of the best Balkan sunsets.
All those Game of Thrones locations They even have Game of Thrones tours
Croatia is one of the five Catholic influenced Slavic nations Whereas the rest are predominantly Orthodox, you see a lot of Italian and ancient Roman influence here. Lots of Italians even live here They are seafaring folk thousands of islands and rocks off the coast They have the second highest quality of life index in the Balkans Their tourism sector has just been exploding. So many cool natural and man-made sights. Huge music and art scene here In fact, one of my favourite bands 2 Cellos was started here And yeah, overall they’ve pretty much moved on from war times and they’ve built up quite a reputation Croatia Greece. We all know this one. Very few countries love their culture and history and background as much as Greek people do Greeks love being Greek. Greece is kind of like the master of history and the remnant to the ancients, the cradle of western civilization Now, they’re known for being loud dancing party animals. Sorry. It’s… Come on, Greeks, you know it’s true Like Albania, they are a linguistic anomaly. They have no other cousin languages However, it’s interesting because Koine Greek was the lingua franca of the Roman Empire So you had people all over on three continents speaking Greek (ancient Greek) They are a seafaring powerhouse! Over 6000 islands and the 11th longest coastline in the world I’m not going to get into the whole economy and EU drama thing. We all know about it We’ll talk about the North Macedonia thing in a bit. But for what it’s worth. Yeah, Greece is popular They love Serbians and Serbians love Greece. They’ve worked historically alongside each other a lot especially during the fight against the Ottomans plus Serbia also kind of likes how Greece does not recognize Kosovo which brings us to the Partially Recognized disputed area of Kosovo Kosovo is like the weird wildcard guy that nobody really wants to get involved in except for Serbia and Albania If you ask a somewhat nationalistic Serbian they will probably say If you ask a Kosovar, they will probably say But then Serbia will say, “yeah, but not a full participating member state” “Plus there’s a lot of Serbian history and cultural sites in Kosovo.” “Okay, well, we’re still pretty much in every sense a country. Even your government recognizes our administration” “Well, you can claim whatever you want, but no, you’re not a country” And it goes on.
Whatever you want to claim Kosovo is, it’s basically like Albania’s little brother The majority of people in Kosovo are Albanian. There’s a huge war in the 90s after the breakup of Yugoslavia Which pretty much led to what we have now and keep in mind There is a Serbian minority in Kosovo, which is where a lot of the conflict centers around Whatever you want to consider Kosovo as, basically It’s a place that’s kind of trying to move into the 21st century in a weird awkward way Tourism is starting to grow especially amongst intrepid travelers who like to say that they’ve been to a disputed area But yeah, probably the biggest controversy of the Balkans Montenegro. The fourth Slavic country I had so much fun making the Montenegro episode because I had no idea how hilarious their reputation was amongst the Balkans. If you didn’t watch the episode, basically, Montenegro is the sleepiest country on Earth They even have a “Lazy Olympics” where you can get about 400 Euros just for being the person who does nothing for the longest They’re like the chill lazy little hippie sister of Serbia
that has access to the beach
and she likes to sleep on the beach They were the last part of the former Yugoslavian Republic to break away in 2006 from Serbia Probably because they were sleeping and missed the deadline They speak pretty much the same language as Serbians, Croats, and Bosnians, but they just have their own little Montenegrin accent They really don’t like getting into drama or conflicts which is funny because historically, they were known for being like really vicious fighters. They get along with pretty much all of their neighbors However, in the end, Serbia is just kind of like their best friend-ish Like a lot of Montenegrins go to Serbia for education and job opportunities, and Serbia likes to use Montenegro for access to the sea The newly named North Macedonia.
Ooh, the country that must not be named Other than Kosovo, this is probably the most controversial area in the Balkans For the longest time, they had gone through a series of disputes and economic blockades, mostly against Greece All because of the name I don’t have too much time to explain just watch the video which is already kind of outdated For the longest time, under the UN they were labeled as the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia Many countries called them the Republic of Macedonia Greeks were not happy because the word Macedonia implies Hellenistic roots When clearly the people of this area are…
They’re not Greek, they speak a Slavic language But then the Macedonians have their side of the argument and then it just gets kind of messy I’m not gonna go further into this Anyway, yeah, the people here are kind of like in a tug of war against everybody around them I mean Bulgarians are kind of like “Come on, you guys are basically Bulgarians just join us” Serbia is like “You guys are kind of cool and plus you and Montenegro are the only two countries that kind of split apart from us without any bloodshed
but your church is kind of messed up” Albania is like, “I don’t like your Western border, especially by Lake Ohrid” Culturally, it’s a huge mix as well So you have like a weird Orthodox Muslim mix thing going on kind of You have a lot of preserved Byzantine frescoes and paintings I was told a lot of Balkan people loved going here because everything is like super cheap and they do have pretty good food here And I mean if you just kind of like look past all the semantics and like overarching diplomatic issues Then they’re just like people that like to eat, have fun, and chill. It’s just yeah government and politics makes things crazy Serbia! Oh boy, if you ask anybody in the Balkans,
they all have an opinion on Serbia A lot of people will probably say Serbia is kind of like where all the crazy stuff starts It’s the country they all love to hate and hate to love Like, they kind of started and pushed the kingdom of Yugoslavia They kind of started World War I and the Yugoslav wars. Let’s be honest, though. Yugoslavia was kind of like a collective effort. I mean Tito was Croat-Slovene But then people are like “eh I guess the new younger generation that never saw war is kind of cool and a little sexy I guess” And the thing is, for the longest time, Serbia was actually a kingdom apart from the Austro-Hungarian Empire Unlike Croatia and Bosnia which were part of it So they’re kind of proud of the fact that they kind of like stood their ground Of course, they are another Slavic nation, they can understand Croatians and Bosnians. They are a “negotiating” candidate to join the EU but of course everything is on hold because of the whole Kosovo thing Plus it’s interesting because if they did join the EU that would kind of maybe strain their relations with Russia Which is like one of their closest allies.
That’s a whole other thing But I mean, there’s a lot of history and culture here, too Belgrade is like over 7,000 years old and it was actually Celtic before it was Roman It was actually voted by Lonely Planet as the city with the best nightlife They love raspberries and they have like one of the largest Orthodox churches in the world and like in a nutshell, they are such a key figure in the Balkans And uh yeah, what else?
Novak Djokovic And finally, Slovenia. Slovenia is the richest and most well-off of all the Balkan nations Their language is kind of intelligible to the Serbo Bosnian Croat language But I heard it’s just like a little bit more difficult to understand They have beautiful world-renowned buildings and monasteries They don’t like to cause any drama.
They get along very well with Italy There’s a lot of Italians that live here, even though they’re kind of pissed off that Italy got the entire Trieste coast cutting off half of their access to the sea, but eh And it’s kind of like whenever they’re at a party with all their cousins It’s like everybody’s drinking rakija, but then Slovenia is like the one who’s like “I prefer a nice glass of wine” Which is like almost sacrilege Serbians, Croatians, and Bosnians kind of joke that Slovenians are kind of like the stuck-up people They’re kind of like the nerdy brother that got a good job in banking and he still shows up to the family reunions But he kind of like keeps his distance and doesn’t want to party too hard cuz he has work in the morning and everybody else is like “ugh, you little wuss”
but hey, they’re rich, so they don’t care And that’s basically it. There’s so much I missed out on, I know I could have added a lot more but that’s why I kind of want you guys to explain in the comments which is gonna be a beautiful place, and it’s gonna have no controversy and no arguments obviously For what it comes down to though, the Balkans is a place with lots of culture and history It’s just kind of jumbled up a little bit here and there that’s kind of the beauty of it all you know People bringing something different to the table In the end, they all love doing their shots of rakija and they can all agree At least we’re not under the Ottoman Empire anymore This was fun. Hope you have a good one.
Stay cool. Stay tuned

100 thoughts on “The BALKANS Explained (Geography Now!)

  1. ALRIGHT LET'S GET MESSY! You guys requested this, OBVIOUSLY I couldn't cover EVERYTHING That would take too long but for what it's worth I gave quick GENERAL overviews on the profiles and relations of the Balkan states. From there you guys can discuss your opinions (What could go wrong?)

  2. It isn't true that Macedonian is the same as Bulgarian and that other former Yugoslav nations cannot understand Bulgarian.

  3. Can we all just love each other
    Imagine how strong we'd be if we all became allies.

  4. I am Montenegrin. Sorry, I can't watch the whole video, I'm too lazy to watch 13 minutes, I'm going to take a nap.

  5. well old greek language was pretty close to albanian now meaning the real greeks were albania that's why greeks are not the same anymore

  6. Why do i have feeling that you hate Serbia? I watched your videos and evry time you talk about Serbia your face just shows that you hate us

  7. Serbs can understand bulgarians and macedonians, there is Torlakian dialect to which is in south/south east Serbia,they understand Bulgarian and its 85% similar to the Macedonian language

  8. I’m from an Albanian Catholic family, the fun thing is we don’t trust Serbs that much even though some of my family members are friends with some, because some of us are Montenegro Albanians. But we can’t stand Kosovo people because they call them dirty and because most are Muslims.

  9. Not my opinions but some of my family members. Not a fan of Albanians that much even though my ancestors are from there. I think my family doesn’t like Kosovo people cause they are Muslim and one family trashed the house of the people they were staying in.

  10. About slovenia being the nerdy brother… We are on a good path to destroy ourself, because we're incapable of leading our own country as it seems.

  11. Croats invented ac current, the tie, the pen, the speedometer, suspension bridges, dynamos, dactyloscopy, torpedos, the sterling engine, duplex connection, NANMAC probe, lamminate, diazepam, high-speed photography etc… just to name a few(there are a lot more). We have the 3rd cleanest ocean, the hottest women, smartest individuals, greatest athlets. I could go on for hours, he didnt do justice to Croatia.

  12. I really hope one day we will find a way to work together again, finally become civilized and be powerful as we used to be. No war, no hate, one nation, one family. Much love from Balkan <3

  13. I couldnt see anything about the Edirne or Europe part of Turkey. if you didnt tell this area, i am thinking about you dont know anythink balkans.Ottoman Empire had a big part of this area for a long time.and nowaday thats not like a that. how was is that? you should have told about Turkey when you talk about Balkans and history of Balkans.

  14. Serbia: KOSOVO MINE!!!!!!!!
    Kosovo: NO
    EU: SERBIA…..
    Serbia: Yes Sir
    Kosovo receives independence
    Catalonia: Am I a joke to u!!!!!!!!!

    Btw the Balkans can all agree on who they hate the most

    KEBAB (aka turkey)

  15. your delivery is super annoying and also you make factual mistakes quite a lot. maybe chill with the air quotes and focus on what you are trying to say 😀

  16. Macedonian is a language. it is similar to Bulgarian? Yes, but that doesn't mean they're the same language. It's like Belarussian and Russian, they're similar but also different languages

  17. Kosovo is a part from Serbia full of Albanians. They want Kosovo to join Albania and Albania to become greater with Kosovo, a part from Macedonia and a part from Greece. But cool off people knowing that'll never happen 😎! And one day or another, Kosovo will be Serbia again. Silly Albanians.

  18. I`m from North-West part of Bulgaria (Severozapad) and we can understand and speak to Serbians,Macedonians and a part of Romanians,so called Vlachs !

  19. We are all basically the same, and shouldnt hate each other for what happened in the past.

    We should be like family.
    Pozdrav iz Hrvatske! 😀

  20. It's funny how I've only seen Croatia and Serbia fighting in the comments🤣🤣
    Pa, imamo mi USRANU povjest

    Srbija je kriva

  21. Listen sissy, if you're gonna make a video about a war torn region you can at least have enough respect to omit the 'there was a war in Bosnia yada yada yada yada' part from your already ignorant video. If you came across a bunch of arguing people from the Balkans , they would probably stop, take a look at you and share a laugh about you together, regardless of their origins..

  22. Hi Geography now! Are you going to cover partially recognized states like Kosovo, Taiwan etc? Your reply will be much appreciated.

  23. Hey there! I am a Bulgarian. First I want to say that i appreciate that your channel and your research will help many people learn a bit about far away countries. I just want to mention that if both sides speak slowly Bulgarians and Serbs can understand each other. There are differences but there are also many similarities. 🙂

  24. I am greek and I love every country here except north macedonia.I mean couldn't they just pick another name they aren't even in the main part of macedonia

  25. Whish you got into history a bit more with Bulgaria trying to get Macedonia, and a small anti-greek population, and the place that Romania and Bulgaria keep fighting over. The Austro-Hungarian Empire in the Balkans. And how the Austro-Hungarian Empire and Ottoman Empire and WW1 decided the borders down there!
    Edit: and the old pre-ww1 Balkan wars because the old Serbian borders are interesting and stuff and how Bulgaria became the hated country for a bit (and maybe some WW2 Croatia and the Albanian Italian relationship)

  26. Serbia did not start WW1 or the Yugoslav Wars. How about doing some research before making a 14 minute video filled with misinformation and an attitude that just doesn't care about any of the mentioned countries?

  27. I’m Bulgarian I’m not even gonna start with my grandparents opinions on my other Eastern European friends

  28. 5:23 WROOOONG. We DO understand each other- to a certain degree. When you said that we cannot understand each other, it was like comparing Bulgarian to English.

  29. the only macedonians in balkan are GREEKS . if you mean the people of vardarska you said wrong macedonians… no relationship with great Alexander…. THIS IS GREEK HISTORY 10000 YEARS NOT 1991 TO 2019

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