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Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

– I don’t believe Magic Eye’s a real thing. – You don’t think it’s– – Little ki– a little round of Big Jay’s Fun Facts before we go on… – No, these are little– these are some “Pop-Up Video” facts. – Kansas City, if you’re thinking about bringing me a Magic Eye picture? Shove it up your ass, I don’t want it. – ♪ Pop-Up Bonfire ♪ (makes blooping sound) – He legitimately believes nobody can do it. – What?…

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

-Here at “Late Night,” every night I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you now in a segment called “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

-You heard you might have some competition in the podcast world. It was reported that someone overheard Rudy Giuliani at a restaurant — this is real — saying that he might do his own impeachment podcast. [ Laughter ] Would that be something that you’d be very happy about? -[ Laughs ] Is there, like, a crossover episode we could put together? It’s funny you say “overheard.” All these stories about Giuliani that keep coming out, he’s accidentally texting somebody…

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Nicolle Wallace: It’s Getting Harder To Believe This Is All A Plot Against The President

Nicolle Wallace: It’s Getting Harder To Believe This Is All A Plot Against The President

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST SERVED AS COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR FOR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AND WAS SENIOR ADVISOR TO THE 2008 McCAIN CAMPAIGN. SHE’S CURRENTLY THE HOST OF MSNBC’S “DEADLINE: WHITE HOUSE.” PLEASE WELCOME NICOLLE WALLACE! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>WOW! IT’S AMAZING.>>Stephen: WELCOME.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. FIRST DAY OF IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS. YOU’VE BEEN ON THE AIR SINCE 9:00…

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Jimmy Fallon Reveals the 2019 Doodle for Google National Winner

Jimmy Fallon Reveals the 2019 Doodle for Google National Winner

-This year, I got to help judge the Doodle 4 Google contest, where students from across the country submit a doodle for a chance to have it featured on the Google home page. You know how they change the home page every now and then? Yeah. Right now, we’re going to announce who won. Please welcome the 2019 Doodle 4 Google national winner, Arantza Peña Popo, ladies and gentlemen. ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my goodness. [ Cheers…

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The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

-The process of selecting a Democratic candidate to run against President Trump is well under way. And we can quibble over the fact that there are too many people running or nitpick some of the candidates, but I think we can agree that, to this point, it’s mostly been a discussion of ideas, as opposed to the contentious Republican debates of four years ago. -Oh, here we go again. -I’m sorry. What was that? -Oh, nothing. You were just elevating…

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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: Trump Isn’t Ready For A Girl From The Bronx

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: Trump Isn’t Ready For A Girl From The Bronx

FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST SHOCKED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WITH HER PRIMARY VICTORY ON TUESDAY NIGHT. SHE’S NOW ON TRACK TO BECOME THE YOUNGEST CONGRESSWOMAN IN HISTORY. PLEASE WELCOME, ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I WANT TO CONFESS THAT I DID NOT KNOW YOUR NAME ON MONDAY.>>MOST PEOPLE DIDN’T.>>Stephen: BUT WHAT IS IT LIKE FOR YOU? BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR FIRST ELECTION.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: YOU UNSEATED A TEN-TERM CONGRESSMAN, CROWLEY, WHO MANY PEOPLE…

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Trump: It’s My Right ‘To Do National Emergency’

Trump: It’s My Right ‘To Do National Emergency’

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. WE ARE ON, WHAT DAY, WHAT DAY IS THIS? WHAT DAY IS THE SHUTDOWN IS IT? 19? IT’S 19– DAY 19 OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN WHICH MEANS IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY LASTED LONGER THAN MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION. I GOT WINDED AND GAVE UP HALFWAY THROUGH THE PLANET FITNESS APPLICATION. LAST NIGHT DONALD TRUMP JUMPED THE BORDER OF AMERICA’S PRIME TIME LINE-UP TO MAKE HIS DEMANDS.>>AND I WILL SAY…

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Luke Bryan Is Still Traumatized from Singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl

Luke Bryan Is Still Traumatized from Singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl

-I want to talk about Grand Ole Opry. -Wow. -This is a big deal. Just to be able to perform there is a big deal and an honor. -So, yeah, we got on the Opry stage, and we were doing a breast-cancer awareness night. We were turning the Grand Ole Opry, the backdrop, turning it pink for breast-cancer awareness. And the ACMs come out and surprised me with the Album of the Decade for “Crash My Party.” It was bananas….

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