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Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

– I don’t believe Magic Eye’s a real thing. – You don’t think it’s– – Little ki– a little round of Big Jay’s Fun Facts before we go on… – No, these are little– these are some “Pop-Up Video” facts. – Kansas City, if you’re thinking about bringing me a Magic Eye picture? Shove it up your ass, I don’t want it. – ♪ Pop-Up Bonfire ♪ (makes blooping sound) – He legitimately believes nobody can do it. – What?…

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

-Here at “Late Night,” every night I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you now in a segment called “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

-You heard you might have some competition in the podcast world. It was reported that someone overheard Rudy Giuliani at a restaurant — this is real — saying that he might do his own impeachment podcast. [ Laughter ] Would that be something that you’d be very happy about? -[ Laughs ] Is there, like, a crossover episode we could put together? It’s funny you say “overheard.” All these stories about Giuliani that keep coming out, he’s accidentally texting somebody…

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“You Don’t Know What The South African Anthem Means!” – Trevor Noah – (Crazy Normal)

“You Don’t Know What The South African Anthem Means!” – Trevor Noah – (Crazy Normal)

Jacob Zuma is the coolest President ever I love that guy the most rock and roll President for the most rock and roll country in the world going there, we’re here don’t tell us anymore, we know now yeah We are a country of first’s and we don’t look out our blessings in this country we love to complain oh the corruption and the you know, and the crime and all of this, we don’t even look at when crime…

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The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

-The process of selecting a Democratic candidate to run against President Trump is well under way. And we can quibble over the fact that there are too many people running or nitpick some of the candidates, but I think we can agree that, to this point, it’s mostly been a discussion of ideas, as opposed to the contentious Republican debates of four years ago. -Oh, here we go again. -I’m sorry. What was that? -Oh, nothing. You were just elevating…

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Son Of Abish feat. Kunal Kamra & Swara Bhasker

Son Of Abish feat. Kunal Kamra & Swara Bhasker

Oh hi! I didn’t see you there. I was just about to have a delicious chocolate. But now that I have you here.. …let me tell you about our delectably.. …mouth watering sponsor of the day.. ..Panchatara comics. That’s right. Panchatara is back as our one and only sponsor.. …but wait! There’s more. You guys love the comics so much.. ..but you wanted to see another dimension. So, we’re proud to introduce to you.. …the Panchtara cinematic universe. Today I…

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National School Walkout – SNL

National School Walkout – SNL

>>>ALL RIGHT, CLASS. I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ALL PARTICIPATING IN TODAY’S WALKOUT AND I JUST WANT TO SAY I SUPPORT YOU. >>THANKS, MR. H. WE’RE GOING TO JOIN MILLIONS OF STUDENTS WHO ARE STANDING UP FOR WHAT’S RIGHT. >>SO IT’S BEEN SO COOL ORGANIZING OUR SCHOOL PROTEST WITH YOU.>>YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME WORKING WITH YOU, MEGAN.>>YEAH, I THINK WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.>>OH, NO, DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT AND RUB THE SHOULDER AT ONCE, AND OKAY, IT’S HAPPENING….

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany’s Fascist Party

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany’s Fascist Party

-Here at “Late Night,” every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight, white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you in a segment we call “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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NRIs Aur Desh Bhakti | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania

NRIs Aur Desh Bhakti | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania

I still remember when I was passing out from college There was this brief period of time during which The Australian government, they pretended to care for our students And our students, they pretended to study also So half my batch left migrated, overnight, tadipaar! Sabse ghatiya student Jo kabhi dikha nahi college main teen saal ‘Tu bhi jaayega chutiye?’ Bolta hai, ‘Haan yaar, padhai important hai!’ Jo haath main aaya: MBA in Marine Biology Theek hai! Do-do dena, parcel!…

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Romanian Socialist Vlog #1

Romanian Socialist Vlog #1

You are clicking away I am afraid this is a common symptom You have Attention Deficit& Hyperactivity Disorder I can’t seem to get this off… Welcome to what I like to call the Eastern European Vlog About Nothing I know the idea of a show about nothing was already taken but here, on the Eastern Bloc of what used to be the great Soviet Union we are known for ripping things off… …your body. Nowadays, it is hard to be…

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