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How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

but I feel like I belong in LA, because I’m a very spiritual person. Because I come from money. (audience laughs) So, I can afford to be delusional. No, I don’t have it anymore, I don’t I made a lot of mistakes to get into comedy. Truly, I did. Growing up, my grandfather was Secretary of State under George Bush Senior. Yeah, so (audience laughs) I could’ve been in the Illuminati, and instead I became a jester for Bachelorette parties….

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Mister America: The Ikea Furniture Challenge

Mister America: The Ikea Furniture Challenge

-It’s time for the next segment of the competition. So, listen up. Everyone knows that putting IKEA furniture together is like trying to drive anywhere without GPS in 2020, which is why I always ask for help. Our semifinalists have three minutes to assemble this IKEA stool. Be sure to use all of the resources at your disposal and to think outside of the box. Are you ready? Let’s get this started! [ Cheers and applause ] -Ready. -Whoo. -I…

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Iliza Shlesinger and Adam Rippon Select Their Final Mister America Faves

Iliza Shlesinger and Adam Rippon Select Their Final Mister America Faves

-You got this round? -Ah, I’m just gonna say I’m confident about it. -Confident about your stool? -Yeah. Feel real good about my stool. -Yeah? A lot of fiber in your stool? -Well, my stool’s strong. -Yeah. -My stool’s strong. -Strong stool. -Real strong stool. -Love it. Talk to me about your stool. Talk about your stool, Colorado. I mean, do you think the judges are gonna buy your art take? -Sounded like I have one person in my corner…

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Mister America: The Final Challenge

Mister America: The Final Challenge

-Final two contestants. And only one of you will be crowned Mr. America, a title you’ll get to hold until whenever we randomly decide to do this again. [ Laughter ] All right contestants, it’s time for the final round of the competition, where our judges will evaluate your emotional intelligence. Both of you will have a conversation with one of our judges, in which they’ll give you a classic relationship scenario that you’ll need to navigate expertly. Up first,…

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The Annual Mister America Competition

The Annual Mister America Competition

-I don’t need to explain to anyone why historically the tradition of beauty pageants is problematic. Women’s looks were judged more than their accomplishments. And the only place with more creepy old men hanging around was Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane. [ Audience ohhs ] But we want to applaud the Miss America competition, which recently rebranded as Miss America 2.0, swapping swimsuits for social platforms. [ Cheers and applause ] That’s what’s up. Yes. But superficial traditions are still perpetuated…

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Mister America: Humor Competition

Mister America: Humor Competition

-The first part of our competition showcases Mr. America’s sense of humor. Contestants, please tell us a joke that you would say when meeting a significant other’s parents for the first time. -I just want to thank my lovely girlfriend’s parents for inviting me over to this dinner. You know, the food is great. The house is beautiful, but, uh, babe, I thought your dad would be bigger. [ Laughter ] -Next up, Mr. California. -Do you know, uh, how…

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New York Fashion Week, Where Cultural Appropriation Never Goes Out of Style: The Daily Show

New York Fashion Week, Where Cultural Appropriation Never Goes Out of Style: The Daily Show

Today is the official start of New York Fashion Week, or as New Yorkers call it, Thursday. For more, please welcome to the show our newestDaily Show correspondent, Dulcé Sloan, everybody! (cheers and applause) What’s going on, Dulcé? Hey. Thanks, Trevor. Yes, it’s Fashion Week, and while we’ll see some new looks, some things will never change. For example, we know at least one model will failat her only job–walking down the runway.And that some designer’s gonna try to sell…

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Uganda – Even Worse at Elections Than America: The Daily Show

Uganda – Even Worse at Elections Than America: The Daily Show

You know, this presidential campaign has been the craziest one in memory. But here’s the thing. Yes, Americans are losing it, because Americans are going, “This election is insane!” But trust me, trust me on this. It could be worse. And it is worse. (laughter) -In Uganda. -(audience groaning) In fact, that’s their national motto. (laughter) You see, you see, last week, Uganda held its presidential election. And the incumbent president, Yoweri Museveni, was reelected to his fifth term in…

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Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central

Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central

IN CELEBRATION OF FOURTH OF JULY, NPR TWEETED THE ENTIRE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. AND THE WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE RESPONDED BY DECLARING THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM INTELLIGENCE.>>TRUMP SUPPORTERS DIDN’T RECOGNIZE THE WORDS FROM ONE OF NATION’S FOUNDING DOCUMENTS. THEY THOUGHT NPR WAS PROMOTING PROPAGANDA AND INCITING VIOLENCE. ONE PERSON TWEETED, SO NPR IS CALLING FOR REVOLUTION, INTERESTING WAY TO CONDONE THE VIOLENCE WHILE TRYING TO SOUND PATRIOTIC. >>YES. THE VOTING PATRIOTS GETTING RILED UP BECAUSE THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE THEIR OWN COUNTRY’S…

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“Springbok Bafana” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture) LONGER RE-RELEASE

“Springbok Bafana” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture) LONGER RE-RELEASE

Man this is fun, I am loving this! No sports, people just come to the show. Fresh, I like that. I hate it when people come after sports, ah! I have to hope that your team has won It’s just too much pressure on me, you know? Last week the springboks lost people came to the show, they where grumpy There’s just like a row of Afrikaans guys, the whole time just looking at me like It was like I…

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