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The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

-The process of selecting a Democratic candidate to run against President Trump is well under way. And we can quibble over the fact that there are too many people running or nitpick some of the candidates, but I think we can agree that, to this point, it’s mostly been a discussion of ideas, as opposed to the contentious Republican debates of four years ago. -Oh, here we go again. -I’m sorry. What was that? -Oh, nothing. You were just elevating…

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany’s Fascist Party

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany’s Fascist Party

-Here at “Late Night,” every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight, white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you in a segment we call “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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10 Hours Walking (Catcall Parody) Catcalling Street Harassment | 10 Hours Walking in NYC as a Woman

10 Hours Walking (Catcall Parody) Catcalling Street Harassment | 10 Hours Walking in NYC as a Woman

10 Hours of Walking in New York city as a woman Morning Beautiful! Halleluhah! Wassup girl? How you doing? Someone’s acknowledging you for being beautiful You should say thank you Nice rack! Wanna try my footlong? God Bless you Mami DAMN! Niiccee!! What is up gorgeous? Can I get you some Itailian sausage? Give me a little taste of that. God Bless You! Have a good day, alright hhhuuuoooo aaaahhhhh waaahhaaa Damn baby, work that ass for daddy Wooahhh Ya…

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Annoying Orange – Microscopic Apple (feat. Greg Benson, Joe Nation & Jess Lizama)

Annoying Orange – Microscopic Apple (feat. Greg Benson, Joe Nation & Jess Lizama)

(typewriter clicking) Egg: Step forward, say your name, read the line on the card. – Yo-yo! My name’s Big Apple. Put your non-existent hands up and give me the purse. – Is that the apple that bruised you? – No. He was shorter. voiceover: Number two. – I’m Apple. Put your non-existent hands up and give me the purse. – Not him; still too big. – Well, I think you’re gonna like what you see next. voiceover: Number three. –…

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⏱️Morata, Neymar & Cavani: FOOTBALL THERAPY!⏱️ (& Nations League Reaction)

⏱️Morata, Neymar & Cavani: FOOTBALL THERAPY!⏱️ (& Nations League Reaction)

football therapies and Nations league all out come on Neymar you need to shake hands with Edison and put all of this behind you no oh come on NEMA I said I was sorry how do you expect to move forward if you don’t forgive your friend with a five and four hundred rolls probably sorry not my friend and I don’t need him to move forward oh but I am your friend silly we just had an argument this…

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Blurred Lies (from Puppet Nation ZA S1E01, by ZANEWS)

Blurred Lies (from Puppet Nation ZA S1E01, by ZANEWS)

JUJU: Everybody rise up! JZ: HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE Gwede: They say we can’t hear what the people say They say they’re gonna vote en masse for the DA Vavi: Comrades you’ve all gone blind JZ: HEY HEY HEY Blade: Comrade you’re out of line JZ: HEY HEY HEY Juju: Comrades let’s grab the mines JZ: HHHhehehehehe JUJU: Everybody rise up! Lindiwe Okay my time has come, my gosh I’m so excited Helen: My name’s…

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🏆Nations League #1🏆 Rudiger vs Pavard! Bale stunner! England vs Spain! Giroud scores!

🏆Nations League #1🏆 Rudiger vs Pavard! Bale stunner! England vs Spain! Giroud scores!

the nation’s League with one round the hills for island one Jerry Bell scored an absolute rocket sister infamy this time effects sake if only that long-haired lana bill had the same lack of commitment to wheels as huge it Ryan or was that supposed to me when sill it’s a shame pale actually turns on four wheels only like you when you were thick and thick and injury I wasn’t faking faking injury okay then annoyed you when you…

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Hasan Minhaj Was Barred from an Indian Political Rally That Trump Attended

Hasan Minhaj Was Barred from an Indian Political Rally That Trump Attended

-One of the things I like most about your show is — you give context to stories that I don’t feel like get covered a lot — not just on late-night shows, but even on news shows here in the States. Prime Minister in India, Prime Minister Modi, and he was here, and Donald Trump went to this rally. -To open for Modi. -Yeah. -It was a big deal. -Yeah. So, explain that, because it certainly seems surreal to me…

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Cult leader interview – What people tell me about Chrysalis

Cult leader interview – What people tell me about Chrysalis

This Chrysalis! This, like, sounds like some cult, or something! Pooossibly! Isn’t a cult… umh… like a… negative thing? Well if you really want to put it that way, sure. But don’t cults usually have like this chärishmäthic leader? —— Yeah. But don’t the others like, worship that leader or sumthin’? And their obedience is…*gasp* blind! Possible. But that’s like slavery! Well, we do still have a couple free slots for members who wish to be slaves! Haey but shouldn’t…

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