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Joe & Mika: Americans Are Nervous About Fallout From Soleimani Killing

Joe & Mika: Americans Are Nervous About Fallout From Soleimani Killing

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE CO-HOST OF “MORNING JOE” ON MSNBC. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” JOE SCARBOROUGH AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK. WE’VE NOT HAD YOU GUYS HERE FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. IT’S BEEN TOO LONG. WHAWIVET DOING? WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON IN THE WORLD? IMPEACHMENT LOOMS.>>WHEN…

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Mister America: The Ikea Furniture Challenge

Mister America: The Ikea Furniture Challenge

-It’s time for the next segment of the competition. So, listen up. Everyone knows that putting IKEA furniture together is like trying to drive anywhere without GPS in 2020, which is why I always ask for help. Our semifinalists have three minutes to assemble this IKEA stool. Be sure to use all of the resources at your disposal and to think outside of the box. Are you ready? Let’s get this started! [ Cheers and applause ] -Ready. -Whoo. -I…

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Iliza Shlesinger and Adam Rippon Select Their Final Mister America Faves

Iliza Shlesinger and Adam Rippon Select Their Final Mister America Faves

-You got this round? -Ah, I’m just gonna say I’m confident about it. -Confident about your stool? -Yeah. Feel real good about my stool. -Yeah? A lot of fiber in your stool? -Well, my stool’s strong. -Yeah. -My stool’s strong. -Strong stool. -Real strong stool. -Love it. Talk to me about your stool. Talk about your stool, Colorado. I mean, do you think the judges are gonna buy your art take? -Sounded like I have one person in my corner…

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Mister America: The Final Challenge

Mister America: The Final Challenge

-Final two contestants. And only one of you will be crowned Mr. America, a title you’ll get to hold until whenever we randomly decide to do this again. [ Laughter ] All right contestants, it’s time for the final round of the competition, where our judges will evaluate your emotional intelligence. Both of you will have a conversation with one of our judges, in which they’ll give you a classic relationship scenario that you’ll need to navigate expertly. Up first,…

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The Annual Mister America Competition

The Annual Mister America Competition

-I don’t need to explain to anyone why historically the tradition of beauty pageants is problematic. Women’s looks were judged more than their accomplishments. And the only place with more creepy old men hanging around was Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane. [ Audience ohhs ] But we want to applaud the Miss America competition, which recently rebranded as Miss America 2.0, swapping swimsuits for social platforms. [ Cheers and applause ] That’s what’s up. Yes. But superficial traditions are still perpetuated…

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Mister America: Humor Competition

Mister America: Humor Competition

-The first part of our competition showcases Mr. America’s sense of humor. Contestants, please tell us a joke that you would say when meeting a significant other’s parents for the first time. -I just want to thank my lovely girlfriend’s parents for inviting me over to this dinner. You know, the food is great. The house is beautiful, but, uh, babe, I thought your dad would be bigger. [ Laughter ] -Next up, Mr. California. -Do you know, uh, how…

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Romesh Ranganathan Got A Taste Of Trump’s America

Romesh Ranganathan Got A Taste Of Trump’s America

MY NEXT GUEST IS A BRITISH COMEDIAN WHO RECENTLY MOVED TO THE UNITED STATES, A JOURNEY YOU CAN FOLLOW ON THE SHOWTIME SERIES, “JUST ANOTHER IMMIGRANT.” PLEASE WELCOME, ROMESH RANGANATHAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: HELLO. HELLO, HELLO.>>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: THE SERIES, I HAVE BEEN TOLD SIX OF THE FIRST TEN HAVE AIRED.>>CORRECT, YES.>>Stephen: ALREADY. YES, AND THEY’RE ALL BRILLIANT.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHY YOU’RE HERE.>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE…

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Please Welcome: The USA Freedom Grown-Ups

Please Welcome: The USA Freedom Grown-Ups

GUYS, LET ME ASK YOU, YOU LIKE MUSIC?>>YEAH.>>Stephen: THOUGHT YOU WOULD. YOU WILL LOVE THIS NEXT STORY. DONALD TRUMP HAS BASED HIS CAMPAIGN ON HIS SUCCESS AS A BUSINESSMAN, BUT HE’S BEEN ACCUSED BY MANY OF HIS VENDORS AND CONTRACTORS OF NOT PAYING THEM FOR THEIR SERVICES. WELL, THE LATEST GROUP THAT MIGHT SUE DONALD TRUMP FOR NON-PAYMENT IS THE “USA FREEDOM KIDS,” A PATRIOTIC GIRL BAND WITH A NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME FROM A FIRST GENERATION IMMIGRANT,…

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Fred Armisen, Art Aficionado: Freedom from Want by Norman Rockwell

Fred Armisen, Art Aficionado: Freedom from Want by Norman Rockwell

-Fred, there are so many reasons that I am thankful to call you a friend. One is that you’re a man of many talents — so many that I feel like people can’t even list everything that you’re good at. But one thing I did not know, that you filled me in on this week, is that you are an art connoisseur. -Oh, yeah. I know all art. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] And I feel like when you say things…

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