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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

-Here at “Late Night,” every night I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you now in a segment called “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

-You heard you might have some competition in the podcast world. It was reported that someone overheard Rudy Giuliani at a restaurant — this is real — saying that he might do his own impeachment podcast. [ Laughter ] Would that be something that you’d be very happy about? -[ Laughs ] Is there, like, a crossover episode we could put together? It’s funny you say “overheard.” All these stories about Giuliani that keep coming out, he’s accidentally texting somebody…

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The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

The Conservative Perspective on the Democratic Primary

-The process of selecting a Democratic candidate to run against President Trump is well under way. And we can quibble over the fact that there are too many people running or nitpick some of the candidates, but I think we can agree that, to this point, it’s mostly been a discussion of ideas, as opposed to the contentious Republican debates of four years ago. -Oh, here we go again. -I’m sorry. What was that? -Oh, nothing. You were just elevating…

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National School Walkout – SNL

National School Walkout – SNL

>>>ALL RIGHT, CLASS. I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ALL PARTICIPATING IN TODAY’S WALKOUT AND I JUST WANT TO SAY I SUPPORT YOU. >>THANKS, MR. H. WE’RE GOING TO JOIN MILLIONS OF STUDENTS WHO ARE STANDING UP FOR WHAT’S RIGHT. >>SO IT’S BEEN SO COOL ORGANIZING OUR SCHOOL PROTEST WITH YOU.>>YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME WORKING WITH YOU, MEGAN.>>YEAH, I THINK WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.>>OH, NO, DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT AND RUB THE SHOULDER AT ONCE, AND OKAY, IT’S HAPPENING….

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Ebola 101 | National Geographic

Ebola 101 | National Geographic

– [Angeli Gabriel] Blood clots begin to form, internal organs begin to fail, and in a matter of days, the body hemorrhages and dies. Terrors all caused by a nightmare come to life. Ebola is a rare but extremely dangerous disease. It’s classified as one of the most lethal diseases on the planet with a fatality rate of up to 90%. Ebola is caused by six species of virus with four known to cause sickness in humans, and each is…

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany’s Fascist Party

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany’s Fascist Party

-Here at “Late Night,” every night, I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight, white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you in a segment we call “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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Hasan Minhaj Was Barred from an Indian Political Rally That Trump Attended

Hasan Minhaj Was Barred from an Indian Political Rally That Trump Attended

-One of the things I like most about your show is — you give context to stories that I don’t feel like get covered a lot — not just on late-night shows, but even on news shows here in the States. Prime Minister in India, Prime Minister Modi, and he was here, and Donald Trump went to this rally. -To open for Modi. -Yeah. -It was a big deal. -Yeah. So, explain that, because it certainly seems surreal to me…

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Trump Sends National Guard to the Border, Attacks Amazon: A Closer Look

Trump Sends National Guard to the Border, Attacks Amazon: A Closer Look

-The Trump administration announced a plan today to send the National Guard to the border. Meanwhile, Trump has kept up his attacks on Amazon. For more on this it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] This has been a week with Trump indulging his various obsessions and one of those obsessions remains our border with Mexico. He’s been fuming about a caravan of immigrants headed here through Mexico and claiming that the border is essentially a…

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