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What If Hasan Were King Of America? | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

What If Hasan Were King Of America? | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Still? Here we go. Eddie, come on. K, here we go. “If you could’ve talked back to Najme and Seema when you were a kid, what would you have said?” This is from Sneha. Sneha here? You already– you wrote about talking back to your parents already? I feel like this is a trap. I don’t wanna answer that question. Are you here with your parents? Are these your parents? Who’s this next to you? That’s your dad, oh. You’re…

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How America Is Causing Global Obesity | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

How America Is Causing Global Obesity | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

This is our last episode of the year. And I just wanted to say, “Merry Christmas.” You can say it back to me, it’s okay. It’s totally cool. Thank you, yes. We celebrate Muslim Christmas at home. I’m serious, we got the tree and everything. My baby daughter, she saw the tree. She’s like, “Dada… …is this for Jesus?” And I was like, “No, baby, it’s for capitalism.” That’s what it means to be American. But around the world… we’re…

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Don’t Ignore The Asian Vote In 2020 | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Don’t Ignore The Asian Vote In 2020 | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

All right, let’s get into it. Look, tonight, I want to talk about the 2020 election. Now, I know it’s a year away, but candidates are starting to reach out to key minority groups because they know we matter. It’s pander season, baby. You’ve seen it. Hillary dabbing, Trump with the taco salad, Ted Cruz making matzah. Like, come on, what’s next? Pete Buttigieg drinking from a paper bag with Desus and Mero? Oh, wait, that actually happened. And, Asians,…

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Hasan & Phoebe Robinson Defy Society’s Norms | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hasan & Phoebe Robinson Defy Society’s Norms | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Do you feel like when you and Beena got married – – Yeah – were people immediately like, “When are you guys having a kid?” Yes. People just, sort of, want to rush your life along. Where you’re like, “I’m still living and adjusting.” – Yeah. – It’s hard. I think people feel like we all, sort of, want the same things, right? Right. And then, like, as you get older you’re like, “No, we all want life à la…

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America’s Deadliest Drug: Fentanyl | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

America’s Deadliest Drug: Fentanyl | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Tonight, I want to talk about the opioid epidemic. Okay, I get it. All right, look… Last week we did Fortnite. So our pattern is fun, depressing, fun. So, if we get through this, next week, I’m going to do the whole episode while jumping on a trampoline, okay? Now, it is no secret that America is in the midst of one of the most devastating drug epidemics in its history. For the last two decades, the opioid epidemic has…

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Amazon | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Amazon | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Tonight I wanna come clean. Seriously, I wanna come clean. I don’t have a lot of vices. I don’t drink. I don’t JUUL, I don’t go to hookah lounges. I know I look like I do, but I don’t. But I am an addict. And I am addicted to Amazon. Which, I know, doesn’t sound crazy, as far as addictions go. I’m addicted to ventriloquism. I love eating toilet paper. I’m addicted to coffee enemas. I’m addicted to carrying around…

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The Two Sides of Canada | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

The Two Sides of Canada | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Here’s why I’ve come here, Mr. Prime Minister. I will say this, as far as major world leaders go… you’ve got significant clout. And I’m gonna be real with you. It’s…it’s a lot of the looks. In comparison to some of these world leaders, there are some straight uncles walking around. We got some ugos. They don’t carry themselves like you. A lot of them remind me of my friends’ dads. So, I’m going to show you some photos, we’re…

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Hasan Minhaj Was Barred from an Indian Political Rally That Trump Attended

Hasan Minhaj Was Barred from an Indian Political Rally That Trump Attended

-One of the things I like most about your show is — you give context to stories that I don’t feel like get covered a lot — not just on late-night shows, but even on news shows here in the States. Prime Minister in India, Prime Minister Modi, and he was here, and Donald Trump went to this rally. -To open for Modi. -Yeah. -It was a big deal. -Yeah. So, explain that, because it certainly seems surreal to me…

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Hasan’s Ideas For The Olympics | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hasan’s Ideas For The Olympics | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

“We’ve seen in the past how politics can impact business. And now with Equinox and SoulCycle, and their owner supporting Trump – What are your thoughts on this? Should politics influence business this way?” We’re gonna open with that? Alright look, I’ll say this – Boycotting is definitely better than doing nothing. Like, it is definitely a step in the right direction. However, I just wanna make it very clear, this is not the same as voting. Like I just…

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Indian Election Update | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Indian Election Update | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Did you see the results? -Yeah. -Landslide victory for… Modi, Modi, Modi. I told you. I said, “Don’t do Indian elections.” Why can’t I talk about Indian politics? I’m Indian. You’re Indian? You didn’t even live there. How do you call yourself an Indian? My family’s from there. People think that you’re American. You’re a white washed. No, I’m not. You know me and uncle are brown, you know that. How? But you don’t behave like a brown. -What does…

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