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Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

– I don’t believe Magic Eye’s a real thing. – You don’t think it’s– – Little ki– a little round of Big Jay’s Fun Facts before we go on… – No, these are little– these are some “Pop-Up Video” facts. – Kansas City, if you’re thinking about bringing me a Magic Eye picture? Shove it up your ass, I don’t want it. – ♪ Pop-Up Bonfire ♪ (makes blooping sound) – He legitimately believes nobody can do it. – What?…

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Key & Peele – Awesome Hitler Story

Key & Peele – Awesome Hitler Story

– YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING? – NOTHING YET. – OKAY. WE’LL WAIT UNTIL DARK, AND THEN SNEAK BACK ACROSS THE LINE, AND REJOIN OUR UNIT. [distant gunfire] DID YOU GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? [machine gun fire] OH, HELL. – THESE AMERICANS PROVE TO BE NO OBSTACLE AT ALL. SEARCH THE HOTEL. – YEAH. – YOU’VE DONE WELL TO SECURE THIS POSITION. THAT COULD BODE WELL FOR PROMOTION. SPEAKING OF WHICH, GUESS WHO I SAW AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY. –…

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

-Here at “Late Night,” every night I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you now in a segment called “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

-You heard you might have some competition in the podcast world. It was reported that someone overheard Rudy Giuliani at a restaurant — this is real — saying that he might do his own impeachment podcast. [ Laughter ] Would that be something that you’d be very happy about? -[ Laughs ] Is there, like, a crossover episode we could put together? It’s funny you say “overheard.” All these stories about Giuliani that keep coming out, he’s accidentally texting somebody…

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Nicolle Wallace: It’s Getting Harder To Believe This Is All A Plot Against The President

Nicolle Wallace: It’s Getting Harder To Believe This Is All A Plot Against The President

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST SERVED AS COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR FOR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AND WAS SENIOR ADVISOR TO THE 2008 McCAIN CAMPAIGN. SHE’S CURRENTLY THE HOST OF MSNBC’S “DEADLINE: WHITE HOUSE.” PLEASE WELCOME NICOLLE WALLACE! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>WOW! IT’S AMAZING.>>Stephen: WELCOME.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. FIRST DAY OF IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS. YOU’VE BEEN ON THE AIR SINCE 9:00…

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How Bama Fans Watched The 2019 National Championship

How Bama Fans Watched The 2019 National Championship

WELL BAMA, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS ONE MORE VICTORY AND WE’RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD LOCK IN FELLAS SIXTY MINUTES IT’S TIME TO ROLL OHHHH WELL, THAT WAS NOT THE WAY WE WROTE THAT ONE UP WE ‘RE GOOD. WE’RE GOOD. ITS EARLY. WE’RE GOOD. (LAUGHTER) TUA TO JEUDY RIGHT BACK IN IT. LET’S GO BAMA HOLD EM DEFENSE HOLD EM. HOLD EM OH COME ON! (EXHALE) FIRST QUARTER JUST THE FIRST QUARTER OK. WE’RE DRIVING WE’RE…

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Jimmy Fallon Reveals the 2019 Doodle for Google National Winner

Jimmy Fallon Reveals the 2019 Doodle for Google National Winner

-This year, I got to help judge the Doodle 4 Google contest, where students from across the country submit a doodle for a chance to have it featured on the Google home page. You know how they change the home page every now and then? Yeah. Right now, we’re going to announce who won. Please welcome the 2019 Doodle 4 Google national winner, Arantza Peña Popo, ladies and gentlemen. ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my goodness. [ Cheers…

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“You Don’t Know What The South African Anthem Means!” – Trevor Noah – (Crazy Normal)

“You Don’t Know What The South African Anthem Means!” – Trevor Noah – (Crazy Normal)

Jacob Zuma is the coolest President ever I love that guy the most rock and roll President for the most rock and roll country in the world going there, we’re here don’t tell us anymore, we know now yeah We are a country of first’s and we don’t look out our blessings in this country we love to complain oh the corruption and the you know, and the crime and all of this, we don’t even look at when crime…

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