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Some Quarantined News – SOME MORE NEWS

Some Quarantined News – SOME MORE NEWS

(upbeat music) (whirring) – Hi everybody! Here’s some news. Here we are. Here’s some quarantined news. It’s a not a hoax, and we’re gonna get through this together. We just have to ride this out inside for a while and avoid large crowds, which is why I’m doing this week’s episode and a lot of future episodes without my usual studio audience, who quite frankly, never seen to love the show to begin with, but if we stick to this,…

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DRIVING IN AMERICA

DRIVING IN AMERICA

Hi guys, welcome back to my Channel today we’re going to be talking about driving I want to start saying that driving in America is extremely easy easy easy roads are huge compared to the cars because also the cars are huge everybody has a automatic car. there is no putting the first there is no putting second there is no putting the fifth on the highway there is none of that I’m not shocked that people can get their…

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Trump Wants to Reopen America as Coronavirus Pandemic Accelerates: A Closer Look

Trump Wants to Reopen America as Coronavirus Pandemic Accelerates: A Closer Look

-Hello, everyone, and welcome once again to “Late Night on Lockdown.” My staff and I are still at home social distancing and doing our part to slow the spread, which everyone should be doing. On Monday, we did our “Closer Look” from a hallway. But I was asked to move because hallways are, by design, thoroughfares. So I might be in a different location, but the story is very much the same — the rapidly spreading coronavirus outbreak and the…

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Why Naples, Florida, Is the Worst City in America – Sam Morril

Why Naples, Florida, Is the Worst City in America – Sam Morril

I came across the article the other day on the internet. Just said fun facts about Hitler, which I think is a great title. (audience laughing) I’ve always said there aren’t enough upbeat pieces on the Fuhrer. (audience laughing) Fun fact about Hitler, didn’t pay income tax, was very bad at managing his money, and I thought, man, it’s too bad there wasn’t a group of people that could have helped, you know? (audience laughing) Jews. So… You know where…

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Tyler Oakley Made Me Want to Puke (Celebrity Culture Pt. 4)

Tyler Oakley Made Me Want to Puke (Celebrity Culture Pt. 4)

The name of this video is Tyler Oakley made me want to puke Anybody have a problem with that? OPENING MUSIC Let me start by saying I love Tyler Oakley. I love the idea of Tyler Oakley. I love the reality of Tyler Oakley. And I adore his hair. If I had hair, I’d want that hair. Now, I don’t know Tyler but, as I once tweeted, I celebrate that we live in a universe where someone can make a…

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The World’s Worst High School Assembly Speaker – Key & Peele

The World’s Worst High School Assembly Speaker – Key & Peele

[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME TO DONNIE HERRERA. [applause] – I USED TO BE JUST…

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John Ratzenberger “Made in America” Season 2 Episode 1 Better Packages

John Ratzenberger “Made in America” Season 2 Episode 1 Better Packages

Where was this LAST DECEMBER 24th? Hello? Now, before we let rick ship this tape out, let’s hold it up to a real connecticut-yankee quality check. This box was sealed with a strip of plastic tape. So far, so good. Then they loaded in the cargo. Up we go. Oh. I guess you’re not gonna be lifting me up. Burst like a balloon. Now, an identical box with, again, a single strip of tape, but this one water-based. Just stand…

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CAPTAIN AMERICA ICE CREAM SANDWICHES – NERDY NUMMIES

CAPTAIN AMERICA ICE CREAM SANDWICHES – NERDY NUMMIES

Hey guys, it’s Ro! Welcome to another Nerdy Nummies! Today we’re going to be doing something 4th of July-themed because it’s just in a few days. We are going to be making Captain America Ice Cream Sandwiches! You guys were suggesting something Avengers, and I just saw the new Captain America Movie and I loved it so I thought this would be a perfect fit… And, last time I made ice cream sandwiches I had a little bit of difficulty…

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