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Trump Sends National Guard to the Border, Attacks Amazon: A Closer Look

Trump Sends National Guard to the Border, Attacks Amazon: A Closer Look

-The Trump administration announced a plan today to send the National Guard to the border. Meanwhile, Trump has kept up his attacks on Amazon. For more on this it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] This has been a week with Trump indulging his various obsessions and one of those obsessions remains our border with Mexico. He’s been fuming about a caravan of immigrants headed here through Mexico and claiming that the border is essentially a…

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Trump’s New National Security Advisor Worked The A$AP Rocky Case

Trump’s New National Security Advisor Worked The A$AP Rocky Case

WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LOOK, I KNOW, I KNOW THAT ALL OF US HAVE BEEN SO CONCERNED THAT, WITH JOHN BOLTON GONE, THERE IS NO NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER. THERE WAS NO ONE STEEPED IN ALL FACETS OF INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL, MILITARY, AND ECONOMIC CONFLICT WHO COULD MAKE SENSE OF A DANGEROUS WORLD AND GIVE OUR PRESIDENT THE ESSENTIAL INFORMATION HE NEEDED TO COMPLETELY IGNORE AND TWEET WHATEVER HE…

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Trump Undercuts His National Emergency Declaration: A Closer Look

Trump Undercuts His National Emergency Declaration: A Closer Look

-President Trump declared a national emergency on Friday, and then spent the rest of the weekend lashing out at critics. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] After Trump unilaterally bypassed Congress by declaring a fake national emergency to build his border wall, he spent the rest of the weekend calling the media the enemy of the people, demanded retribution against TV networks, and called Justice Department officials who investigated him treasonous….

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Trump Lies About the Bahamas, Explains Bolton Firing: A Closer Look

Trump Lies About the Bahamas, Explains Bolton Firing: A Closer Look

-The President is lying about refugees as he and his ex-national security adviser, John Bolton, argue over whether Bolton quit or was fired. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ As we’ve established before, Trump’s entire political career has been built on racist conspiracy theories about immigrants and people of color. Today, for example, it was reported that the Trump administration won’t give temporary protective status to people from the Bahamas…

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A Trumpian Debut at the United Nations: The Daily Show

A Trumpian Debut at the United Nations: The Daily Show

It’s the United Nations week, everybody. -Are you guys excited? Yeah? -(applause and cheering) Yeah! Well, clearly, it’s because you don’t live in New York. (laughter) But the United Nations General Assembly can be an exciting affair, right? It’s the only time all the leaders from around the world come together to try and solve the world’s problems as one. It’s also a time when they try and throw diplomatic shade at each other, which is so much fun to…

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Bernie Sanders Explains his Socialism [YTP]

Bernie Sanders Explains his Socialism [YTP]

In my view, uh, the high cost of drugs is a yuge issue, it’s an economic issue, it is a moral issue. Uh, and I very much reject, uh, what goes on in this country right now; right now in America uh, drug companies can double the prices for coke tomorrow for no particular reason, just because they can make more money. We have seen that with name-brand uhhhhh…. coke, now we’re seeing it increasingly, uh, with generic coke. Uh,…

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President Trump Fires National Security Adviser John Bolton

President Trump Fires National Security Adviser John Bolton

-You guys, Jennifer Lopez is my guest tonight! [ Cheers and applause ] Jennifer is here promoting her new movie, “Hustlers,” which is about a group of strippers who steal money from wealthy men on Wall Street. [ Cheers and applause ] Jennifer has done the impossible — she made a movie that both President Trump and Bernie Sanders can enjoy. [ Cheers and applause ] It’s impossible. -Yeah. -Let’s get to the big news out of Washington. Earlier today,…

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The Real National Emergency Is Climate Change: A Closer Look

The Real National Emergency Is Climate Change: A Closer Look

-President Trump and his allies are freaking out about a Democratic plan to fight climate change. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] After Trump declared a national emergency last week to build a border wall, he got some rare pushback from members of his own party. But they weren’t concerned that Trump had made up a fake emergency. They were concerned that a Democratic president could come along and use the…

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Critical Examination of the Bush Administration’s Neoconservative Ideology

Critical Examination of the Bush Administration’s Neoconservative Ideology

he sounds like one of those communist or annex obvious like his dad they say hello o homework doesn’t count at the end of the soviet union and misaligned really elegant outside it if china in cuba and vietnam and somebody every other country that applied it having this applied it communism was well on its way to work %uh you know it’s it’s a marketing people like john mccain and others refused to evacuate now and the free trial…

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The National Perform ‘Rylan’

The National Perform ‘Rylan’

>>Stephen: AND NOW, PERFORMING “RYLAN” FROM THEIR ALBUM “I AM EASY TO FIND,” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, “THE NATIONAL!” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ RYLAN, YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET SOME SUN ♪ YOU REMIND ME OF EVERYONE RYLAN, DID YOU BREAK ♪ YOUR MOTHER’S HEART EVERY TIME YOU TRIED ♪ TO PLAY YOUR PART IS IT EASY TO KEEP SO…

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