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How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

but I feel like I belong in LA, because I’m a very spiritual person. Because I come from money. (audience laughs) So, I can afford to be delusional. No, I don’t have it anymore, I don’t I made a lot of mistakes to get into comedy. Truly, I did. Growing up, my grandfather was Secretary of State under George Bush Senior. Yeah, so (audience laughs) I could’ve been in the Illuminati, and instead I became a jester for Bachelorette parties….

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America’s Drinking Age Makes No Sense – The Jim Jefferies Show

America’s Drinking Age Makes No Sense – The Jim Jefferies Show

We began tonight’s show talking about drugs. So now, to take the edge off, we turn to drinking… specifically binge drinking and where a lot of that drinking happens, fraternities. First of all, let me just say fraternities are one of those American things that, as a foreigner, I just don’t understand it. They’re exclusive societies where the only way to become a member is to be subjected to hours of torture? Man: One student had written anonymously to the…

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No One Knows More About America Than the British – The Jim Jefferies Show

No One Knows More About America Than the British – The Jim Jefferies Show

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT THIS SHOW IS THAT I GET TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW THE MOST ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON HERE IN THE U.S., THE ONES WHO DON’T EVEN LIVE HERE. I DECIDED TO PUT THEM TO A TEST, IN OUR REGULAR SEGMENT, U.S.A.? ♪>>SOMEONE FIX THE RECORD PLAYER. TONIGHT IT’S THE U.S. VERSUS EVERYTHING LAND. OKAY, FIRST QUESTION. CURRENT VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE, DO…

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New York Fashion Week, Where Cultural Appropriation Never Goes Out of Style: The Daily Show

New York Fashion Week, Where Cultural Appropriation Never Goes Out of Style: The Daily Show

Today is the official start of New York Fashion Week, or as New Yorkers call it, Thursday. For more, please welcome to the show our newestDaily Show correspondent, Dulcé Sloan, everybody! (cheers and applause) What’s going on, Dulcé? Hey. Thanks, Trevor. Yes, it’s Fashion Week, and while we’ll see some new looks, some things will never change. For example, we know at least one model will failat her only job–walking down the runway.And that some designer’s gonna try to sell…

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America Needs a New National Bird – The Jim Jefferies Show

America Needs a New National Bird – The Jim Jefferies Show

– Some animal rescue news out of New York, officers saved a bald eagle trapped in a reservoir. Aw, great! Another eagle saved by man! I don’t see, what’s the obsession with the eagle? It’s supposed to be a symbol of freedom, but the Nazis, the Nazis loved the eagle! (audience laughing) The NRA, who gave the eagle the guns? He’s already a killing machine on his own! (audience laughing) Do you know how many tax dollars we spend on…

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Uganda – Even Worse at Elections Than America: The Daily Show

Uganda – Even Worse at Elections Than America: The Daily Show

You know, this presidential campaign has been the craziest one in memory. But here’s the thing. Yes, Americans are losing it, because Americans are going, “This election is insane!” But trust me, trust me on this. It could be worse. And it is worse. (laughter) -In Uganda. -(audience groaning) In fact, that’s their national motto. (laughter) You see, you see, last week, Uganda held its presidential election. And the incumbent president, Yoweri Museveni, was reelected to his fifth term in…

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Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central

Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central

IN CELEBRATION OF FOURTH OF JULY, NPR TWEETED THE ENTIRE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. AND THE WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE RESPONDED BY DECLARING THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM INTELLIGENCE.>>TRUMP SUPPORTERS DIDN’T RECOGNIZE THE WORDS FROM ONE OF NATION’S FOUNDING DOCUMENTS. THEY THOUGHT NPR WAS PROMOTING PROPAGANDA AND INCITING VIOLENCE. ONE PERSON TWEETED, SO NPR IS CALLING FOR REVOLUTION, INTERESTING WAY TO CONDONE THE VIOLENCE WHILE TRYING TO SOUND PATRIOTIC. >>YES. THE VOTING PATRIOTS GETTING RILED UP BECAUSE THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE THEIR OWN COUNTRY’S…

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The Rules for Appropriating from Other Cultures – The Jim Jefferies Show

The Rules for Appropriating from Other Cultures – The Jim Jefferies Show

– It’s great when cultures can share and borrow from each other, but how do we know what we’re allowed to take from others and what we’re not? Simple, if your culture isn’t using it any more, everyone should be allowed to have a go. I say use it or lose it. (audience cheers and applauds) Nice sign. Every culture has at least one thing they’re finished with, like the French. Nobody’s walking around France with a stripey shirt and…

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President Trump: America’s S**ttiest Miss America Contestant: The Daily Show

President Trump: America’s S**ttiest Miss America Contestant: The Daily Show

This past weekend was the Miss America Pageant. And here to give us her thoughts is Michelle Wolf, everybody! (cheers and applause) Oh. Thank you, Trevor. You know, I don’t know if you know this about me, but I love pageants. You know, I actually wanted to get into pageants, but then I realized getting into Miss America is super hard. There’s, like, tons of qualifications. Look at all those rules! I would never qui… qualify. I broke, like, three…

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Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show

Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show

It feels like there’s no right answer when it comes to the statues. Do you have a solution to this Confederate statue thing? Oh, yeah, man. The solution, Trevor: How about we get rid of racism? (cheering, applause) (audience clapping rhythmically) -(cheering) -Yeah. That’s it, we just get rid of it. We just did it. (laughter) That was very brave of you. -But seriously, um… -It’s gone. what’s the solution here, like, a real solution? ‘Cause here’s the thing, right?…

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