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United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Daylight Saving Time Opt-Out | The Daily Show

United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Daylight Saving Time Opt-Out | The Daily Show

LYDIC: Time. It flies when you’re having fun, but it also killed Peepaw. Every March and November, we try to control it. Daylight Saving Time is about to begin. Remember, we fall back tomorrow night. Set the clocks back. MAN: Springing forward, and I hate it. WOMAN: That one hour… LYDIC: Why do we change our clocks? And does it do more harm than good? Well, as I found out, if you screw with time… Who are you? …it just…

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How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

but I feel like I belong in LA, because I’m a very spiritual person. Because I come from money. (audience laughs) So, I can afford to be delusional. No, I don’t have it anymore, I don’t I made a lot of mistakes to get into comedy. Truly, I did. Growing up, my grandfather was Secretary of State under George Bush Senior. Yeah, so (audience laughs) I could’ve been in the Illuminati, and instead I became a jester for Bachelorette parties….

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South African vs. American Culture – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

South African vs. American Culture – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

– If there was one aspect of South African culture that I could — [Female Guest] – transplant to America. – Transplant to America what would it be? What would it be? I think it would be maybe our general ease at talking about race and our racial past, you know. Cause South Africa and America have very similar histories you know in that there was many things that were done to people of color that were extremely heinous. But…

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United Swing States of America – Arizona in the Grip of Climate Change | The Daily Show

United Swing States of America – Arizona in the Grip of Climate Change | The Daily Show

♪ ♪ YOUNG-WHITE: Wildfires, flash floods and a dramatically shortened cuffing season. Climate change is affecting America and nowhere more than Phoenix, Arizona. REPORTER: In Phoenix, they say it’s too hot to fly. REPORTER 2: 44 people had to be rescued. REPORTER 3: Arizona officials are urging locals to avoid hiking during extreme heat. YOUNG-WHITE: So I headed to Arizona to find out for myself just how bad the heat can get. (panting) -(hawk screeches) -(exhales) (grunts, pants) (grunts) (panting)…

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Everything Is Stupid – America Has a Problem with Food | The Daily Show

Everything Is Stupid – America Has a Problem with Food | The Daily Show

There are some news stories that help us understand the world we live in, and there are some news stories that are just stupid. For those, we turn to Ronny Chieng. -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) Thank you! America has a problem with food. You guys want your food to be cheap and fast but also to be fresh and healthy. That’s too many things, okay? You can’t have both. It’s like racial diversity at a ski lodge. It doesn’t…

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Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

Donald J. Trump has shaken Washington to its core by refusing to recognize the power of Congress to impeach him, which is amazing. ‘Cause they were like, “We’re subpoenaing.” And he was like, “No, I don’t care.” Donald Trump has the confidence of a white woman pulled over by the cops. Yeah. Just like, “Ma’am, I need to see your license.” She’s like, “Well, I need to see you get out of my face. And give me your badge number,…

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America Endures Another Mass Shooting & Jaboukie Explains Why Guns Are Gay | The Daily Show

America Endures Another Mass Shooting & Jaboukie Explains Why Guns Are Gay | The Daily Show

Guns in America. Over the weekend, after yet another deadly mass shooting, the question once again on everyone’s minds was, “Is there anything that could have prevented this?” Now usually the answer to that question is complicated. But in the case of the Odessa shooter, it’s pretty obvious. New details of the deadly mass shooting in Odessa, Texas. Officials revealing now, the gunman evaded a federal background check to get the firearm he used in the rampage. The gunman who…

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Jeffrey Epstein’s Death & America’s Prison Problem | The Daily Show

Jeffrey Epstein’s Death & America’s Prison Problem | The Daily Show

That’s right. Pedophile and fake billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell after he apparently committed suicide on Saturday morning, which, if you ask me, is some bullshit, right. No, because I wanted Jeffrey Epstein to stay alive for two reasons. One, so that his victims could get their day in court, and, two, I wanted him to snitch on all his high-profile pedophile friends. Now he’s dead! (cheers and applause) He’s gone. You know who we…

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America’s Drinking Age Makes No Sense – The Jim Jefferies Show

America’s Drinking Age Makes No Sense – The Jim Jefferies Show

We began tonight’s show talking about drugs. So now, to take the edge off, we turn to drinking… specifically binge drinking and where a lot of that drinking happens, fraternities. First of all, let me just say fraternities are one of those American things that, as a foreigner, I just don’t understand it. They’re exclusive societies where the only way to become a member is to be subjected to hours of torture? Man: One student had written anonymously to the…

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No One Knows More About America Than the British – The Jim Jefferies Show

No One Knows More About America Than the British – The Jim Jefferies Show

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT THIS SHOW IS THAT I GET TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY. FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW THE MOST ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON HERE IN THE U.S., THE ONES WHO DON’T EVEN LIVE HERE. I DECIDED TO PUT THEM TO A TEST, IN OUR REGULAR SEGMENT, U.S.A.? ♪>>SOMEONE FIX THE RECORD PLAYER. TONIGHT IT’S THE U.S. VERSUS EVERYTHING LAND. OKAY, FIRST QUESTION. CURRENT VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE, DO…

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