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Some Quarantined News – SOME MORE NEWS

Some Quarantined News – SOME MORE NEWS

(upbeat music) (whirring) – Hi everybody! Here’s some news. Here we are. Here’s some quarantined news. It’s a not a hoax, and we’re gonna get through this together. We just have to ride this out inside for a while and avoid large crowds, which is why I’m doing this week’s episode and a lot of future episodes without my usual studio audience, who quite frankly, never seen to love the show to begin with, but if we stick to this,…

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Sigmund Freud On Mother’s Day – Just These Please

Sigmund Freud On Mother’s Day – Just These Please

Sigmund, The card you got me for mother’s day… Is it definitely for me? Ja. Do you like it? Um… It’s a little bit… weird Weird? Is it a joke? No But you call me a ‘sexy little hottie’ So? Sigmund, I’m your mother. Ja, unt also a sexy little hottie, nicht my fault! You’re confused. You’re young- I’m not Jung! I’m Freud. Okay… The word sexy is a little- Okay. Excuse me. I thought that we had a little…

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Freedom Finger Launch Trailer

Freedom Finger Launch Trailer

The following trailer has been censored for your protection, the actual game features a giant middle finger. MUSIC Singing:Dogs that howl from outer spaceSinging:Come to Earth to lay to wasteSinging:Time to kiss your ass goodbye!Nothing makes it past you alive! Urá! Urá! My comrades! Heheh so salty! Do it for science! MUSIC Boom! Bam! Amber waves of pain, hahah! [XBOX SOUND]

Trump Wants to Reopen America as Coronavirus Pandemic Accelerates: A Closer Look

Trump Wants to Reopen America as Coronavirus Pandemic Accelerates: A Closer Look

-Hello, everyone, and welcome once again to “Late Night on Lockdown.” My staff and I are still at home social distancing and doing our part to slow the spread, which everyone should be doing. On Monday, we did our “Closer Look” from a hallway. But I was asked to move because hallways are, by design, thoroughfares. So I might be in a different location, but the story is very much the same — the rapidly spreading coronavirus outbreak and the…

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Why Naples, Florida, Is the Worst City in America – Sam Morril

Why Naples, Florida, Is the Worst City in America – Sam Morril

I came across the article the other day on the internet. Just said fun facts about Hitler, which I think is a great title. (audience laughing) I’ve always said there aren’t enough upbeat pieces on the Fuhrer. (audience laughing) Fun fact about Hitler, didn’t pay income tax, was very bad at managing his money, and I thought, man, it’s too bad there wasn’t a group of people that could have helped, you know? (audience laughing) Jews. So… You know where…

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Tyler Oakley Made Me Want to Puke (Celebrity Culture Pt. 4)

Tyler Oakley Made Me Want to Puke (Celebrity Culture Pt. 4)

The name of this video is Tyler Oakley made me want to puke Anybody have a problem with that? OPENING MUSIC Let me start by saying I love Tyler Oakley. I love the idea of Tyler Oakley. I love the reality of Tyler Oakley. And I adore his hair. If I had hair, I’d want that hair. Now, I don’t know Tyler but, as I once tweeted, I celebrate that we live in a universe where someone can make a…

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Captain America vs Freak Fly Bug Bites Attack v Giant Snow Monster FAKE SNOW TROUBLE! SuperHero Kids

Captain America vs Freak Fly Bug Bites Attack v Giant Snow Monster FAKE SNOW TROUBLE! SuperHero Kids

Hahaha! A pig eating a pancake! That is ridiculous! Oh! I dropped my fidget spinner. I got it! (screams) Why are we screaming? Because, there’s a bug on your face! Get it off, get it off, get it off! It’s on like cement! I’m so scared! It tried to bite me! Alfred, what is this thing? Oh dear, that is the rare freak fly. It latches on to it’s victims face and never lets go. The only way to get…

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Daily Life Is Changing For Millions Of Americans As Coronavirus Crisis Grows

Daily Life Is Changing For Millions Of Americans As Coronavirus Crisis Grows

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IS EERVE YOU SOUND GOOD. YOU PEOPLE SOUND GOOD. IS EVERYBODY OKAY TONIGHT?>>YEAH!>>Stephen: I’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, THIS CORONAVIRUS, JON, IT’S MAKING PEOPLE ANXIOUS. PEOPLE ARE REALLY NERVOUS. BUT AT A TIME LIKE THIS, WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH AND TO BE TOGETHER… FROM A DISTANCE OF ABOUT 20 FEET, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE, STARTING ON MONDAY– AND THIS IS TRUE– OUT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF CAUTION,…

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David Simon Negotiated with Philip Roth on Adapting The Plot Against America

David Simon Negotiated with Philip Roth on Adapting The Plot Against America

-This is a six-part adaptation of a Philip Roth novel. And I know you’ve talked about this a lot. It is crazy how prescient this story was to our current political situation. -Scary. I mean, you know, what he wrote, he will even admit to you — Well, he won’t now. He’s passed away. But at the time, he said, “I wasn’t planning on it being an allegory for any political moment of today.” And yet here we are. -Because…

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