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Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

Cake Farting Porn Is Sweeping the Nation – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

– I don’t believe Magic Eye’s a real thing. – You don’t think it’s– – Little ki– a little round of Big Jay’s Fun Facts before we go on… – No, these are little– these are some “Pop-Up Video” facts. – Kansas City, if you’re thinking about bringing me a Magic Eye picture? Shove it up your ass, I don’t want it. – ♪ Pop-Up Bonfire ♪ (makes blooping sound) – He legitimately believes nobody can do it. – What?…

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Key & Peele – Awesome Hitler Story

Key & Peele – Awesome Hitler Story

– YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING? – NOTHING YET. – OKAY. WE’LL WAIT UNTIL DARK, AND THEN SNEAK BACK ACROSS THE LINE, AND REJOIN OUR UNIT. [distant gunfire] DID YOU GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? [machine gun fire] OH, HELL. – THESE AMERICANS PROVE TO BE NO OBSTACLE AT ALL. SEARCH THE HOTEL. – YEAH. – YOU’VE DONE WELL TO SECURE THIS POSITION. THAT COULD BODE WELL FOR PROMOTION. SPEAKING OF WHICH, GUESS WHO I SAW AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY. –…

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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: National Be Late for Something Day, Lesbian Oral History Project

-Here at “Late Night,” every night I deliver a monologue comprised of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. As a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that, due to my being a straight white male, would be difficult for me to deliver. But we don’t think that should stop you from enjoying them, so we’d like to share them with you now in a segment called “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell.” [ Cheers and applause ]…

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Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

Steve Kornacki Explains What Formed Modern National Partisan Politics

-You heard you might have some competition in the podcast world. It was reported that someone overheard Rudy Giuliani at a restaurant — this is real — saying that he might do his own impeachment podcast. [ Laughter ] Would that be something that you’d be very happy about? -[ Laughs ] Is there, like, a crossover episode we could put together? It’s funny you say “overheard.” All these stories about Giuliani that keep coming out, he’s accidentally texting somebody…

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Nicolle Wallace: It’s Getting Harder To Believe This Is All A Plot Against The President

Nicolle Wallace: It’s Getting Harder To Believe This Is All A Plot Against The President

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST SERVED AS COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR FOR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AND WAS SENIOR ADVISOR TO THE 2008 McCAIN CAMPAIGN. SHE’S CURRENTLY THE HOST OF MSNBC’S “DEADLINE: WHITE HOUSE.” PLEASE WELCOME NICOLLE WALLACE! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>WOW! IT’S AMAZING.>>Stephen: WELCOME.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. FIRST DAY OF IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS. YOU’VE BEEN ON THE AIR SINCE 9:00…

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