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United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Daylight Saving Time Opt-Out | The Daily Show

United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Daylight Saving Time Opt-Out | The Daily Show

LYDIC: Time. It flies when you’re having fun, but it also killed Peepaw. Every March and November, we try to control it. Daylight Saving Time is about to begin. Remember, we fall back tomorrow night. Set the clocks back. MAN: Springing forward, and I hate it. WOMAN: That one hour… LYDIC: Why do we change our clocks? And does it do more harm than good? Well, as I found out, if you screw with time… Who are you? …it just…

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How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

but I feel like I belong in LA, because I’m a very spiritual person. Because I come from money. (audience laughs) So, I can afford to be delusional. No, I don’t have it anymore, I don’t I made a lot of mistakes to get into comedy. Truly, I did. Growing up, my grandfather was Secretary of State under George Bush Senior. Yeah, so (audience laughs) I could’ve been in the Illuminati, and instead I became a jester for Bachelorette parties….

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South African vs. American Culture – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

South African vs. American Culture – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

– If there was one aspect of South African culture that I could — [Female Guest] – transplant to America. – Transplant to America what would it be? What would it be? I think it would be maybe our general ease at talking about race and our racial past, you know. Cause South Africa and America have very similar histories you know in that there was many things that were done to people of color that were extremely heinous. But…

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United Swing States of America – Arizona in the Grip of Climate Change | The Daily Show

United Swing States of America – Arizona in the Grip of Climate Change | The Daily Show

♪ ♪ YOUNG-WHITE: Wildfires, flash floods and a dramatically shortened cuffing season. Climate change is affecting America and nowhere more than Phoenix, Arizona. REPORTER: In Phoenix, they say it’s too hot to fly. REPORTER 2: 44 people had to be rescued. REPORTER 3: Arizona officials are urging locals to avoid hiking during extreme heat. YOUNG-WHITE: So I headed to Arizona to find out for myself just how bad the heat can get. (panting) -(hawk screeches) -(exhales) (grunts, pants) (grunts) (panting)…

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Everything Is Stupid – America Has a Problem with Food | The Daily Show

Everything Is Stupid – America Has a Problem with Food | The Daily Show

There are some news stories that help us understand the world we live in, and there are some news stories that are just stupid. For those, we turn to Ronny Chieng. -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) Thank you! America has a problem with food. You guys want your food to be cheap and fast but also to be fresh and healthy. That’s too many things, okay? You can’t have both. It’s like racial diversity at a ski lodge. It doesn’t…

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Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

Donald J. Trump has shaken Washington to its core by refusing to recognize the power of Congress to impeach him, which is amazing. ‘Cause they were like, “We’re subpoenaing.” And he was like, “No, I don’t care.” Donald Trump has the confidence of a white woman pulled over by the cops. Yeah. Just like, “Ma’am, I need to see your license.” She’s like, “Well, I need to see you get out of my face. And give me your badge number,…

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America Endures Another Mass Shooting & Jaboukie Explains Why Guns Are Gay | The Daily Show

America Endures Another Mass Shooting & Jaboukie Explains Why Guns Are Gay | The Daily Show

Guns in America. Over the weekend, after yet another deadly mass shooting, the question once again on everyone’s minds was, “Is there anything that could have prevented this?” Now usually the answer to that question is complicated. But in the case of the Odessa shooter, it’s pretty obvious. New details of the deadly mass shooting in Odessa, Texas. Officials revealing now, the gunman evaded a federal background check to get the firearm he used in the rampage. The gunman who…

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Jeffrey Epstein’s Death & America’s Prison Problem | The Daily Show

Jeffrey Epstein’s Death & America’s Prison Problem | The Daily Show

That’s right. Pedophile and fake billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell after he apparently committed suicide on Saturday morning, which, if you ask me, is some bullshit, right. No, because I wanted Jeffrey Epstein to stay alive for two reasons. One, so that his victims could get their day in court, and, two, I wanted him to snitch on all his high-profile pedophile friends. Now he’s dead! (cheers and applause) He’s gone. You know who we…

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America’s Got Talent 2019 Auditions! | WEEK 5 | Got Talent Global

America’s Got Talent 2019 Auditions! | WEEK 5 | Got Talent Global

Good luck. Thank you very much. Yeah. Thank you So do I very nice of you buddy Fading in fading out on the edge of paradise every Inch of your skin is a Holy Grail. I’ve got to find Only you can set my heart I’m fine Yeah to set the plane. Yes, cuz My Touch me like you do Welcome Nice he’s the most important I start with him. He’s my best friend FICO 9 year old border Collie,…

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Mary Dyer Takes a Stand for Religious Freedom (feat. Winona Ryder) – Drunk History

Mary Dyer Takes a Stand for Religious Freedom (feat. Winona Ryder) – Drunk History

OKAY, WAIT, JUST LET ME GET SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE. [exhales] HELLO. TODAY, WE’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT MARY DYER. MARY DYER AND HER HUSBAND WILLIAM MOVED TO MASSACHUSETTS FROM ENGLAND, AND THEY WERE QUAKERS, WHICH IS MORE LIBERAL PURITANS. SO WILLIAM AND MARY ARE LIKE, THIS IS [bleep] FUN AND GREAT. THE PURITANS ARE THE PEOPLE THAT SETTLED NEW ENGLAND IN THE 1600s. PURITANS WERE LIKE, THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD. LIKE, LITERALLY GOD DICTATED SOME NOTES TO…

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