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America’s Mass Shooting PTSD – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

America’s Mass Shooting PTSD – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

– You know, it’s interesting how some people miss, I think, the larger fallout of a mass shooting. In some of the conversations I’ve seen online, people seem to be focused more on the numbers of people who have died, as opposed to the total number of people who’ve been affected. A lotta people are like, “Why are we making this such a big issue? “Statistically it’s such a small version, “or such a small number of how many people…

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Uganda – Even Worse at Elections Than America: The Daily Show

Uganda – Even Worse at Elections Than America: The Daily Show

You know, this presidential campaign has been the craziest one in memory. But here’s the thing. Yes, Americans are losing it, because Americans are going, “This election is insane!” But trust me, trust me on this. It could be worse. And it is worse. (laughter) -In Uganda. -(audience groaning) In fact, that’s their national motto. (laughter) You see, you see, last week, Uganda held its presidential election. And the incumbent president, Yoweri Museveni, was reelected to his fifth term in…

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The 1975: I Like America & America Likes Me

The 1975: I Like America & America Likes Me

(APPLAUSE) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>♪ I’M SCARED OF DYING ♪ IS THAT ON FIRE? AM I A LIAR? ♪ I’M SCARED OF DYING I CAN’T BE QUIET MY SKIN IS FIRE ♪ IT’S SO DESIRED ♪ OOH IS THAT DESIGNER? ♪ IS THAT ON FIRE? AM I A LIAR? ♪ OH, WILL THIS HELP ME LAY DOWN? ♪ MY SKIN IS FIRE IT’S SO DESIRED ♪ NO GUN REQUIRED OH, WILL THIS HELP ME LAY DOWN? ♪…

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“My Mom Got Shot In The Head” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture)

“My Mom Got Shot In The Head” – Trevor Noah – (It’s My Culture)

And it was a Sunday morning I was in bed still asleep, it was early in the morning maybe like 9 or 10 o’clock. and the phone rings and it’s my baby brother using my mom’s phone his name is Isaac, he’s 9 years old so I answer the phone like, hello? “Hello, Trevor?” I said, hey Isaac what do you want? “How are you?” I am fine thanks. “I am also fine, thank you.” I am fine thanks and…

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Here’s What Will Happen if Trump Declares a State of Emergency | The Daily Show

Here’s What Will Happen if Trump Declares a State of Emergency | The Daily Show

With the shutdown stuck in a stalemate, the phrase that everyone has been talking about is “national emergency.” The president has warned he might declare a national emergency, going around Congress to get his border wall built. President Trump is prepared to do what’s necessary. We have a national crisis. We can call a national emergency, because of the security of our country. Absolutely. No, we can do it. I haven’t done it. I may do it. I may do…

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OMG! Marina Mazepa Will SHOCK You With These Extraterrestrial Moves – America’s Got Talent 2019

OMG! Marina Mazepa Will SHOCK You With These Extraterrestrial Moves – America’s Got Talent 2019

my name is Marina Mazepa when I was a kid growing up in Ukraine my mom wanted me to be a lady so she put me into dance from the beginning I knew that I had something more inside of me I have another side all yeses congratulations now to get to the live shows I have to surprise them even more who’s up next our contortionist oh my god on a pole no less Oh tonight I want to…

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When Americans date the English… | Live At The Apollo – BBC

When Americans date the English… | Live At The Apollo – BBC

Erm, I got married recently. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thanks for playing along. That’s why I moved here. I married a British guy. SCATTERED CHEERING That lack of whooping when I say the word “British,” that is the self-loathing I signed on for. I love you guys. I’m never going back! So, he’s British. I married him for free health care, basically. I know, right? Not even a joke. Like, nothing turns an American on – a decent personality, hot-rod bod…

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Don’t Ignore The Asian Vote In 2020 | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Don’t Ignore The Asian Vote In 2020 | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

All right, let’s get into it. Look, tonight, I want to talk about the 2020 election. Now, I know it’s a year away, but candidates are starting to reach out to key minority groups because they know we matter. It’s pander season, baby. You’ve seen it. Hillary dabbing, Trump with the taco salad, Ted Cruz making matzah. Like, come on, what’s next? Pete Buttigieg drinking from a paper bag with Desus and Mero? Oh, wait, that actually happened. And, Asians,…

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Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central

Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central

IN CELEBRATION OF FOURTH OF JULY, NPR TWEETED THE ENTIRE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. AND THE WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE RESPONDED BY DECLARING THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM INTELLIGENCE.>>TRUMP SUPPORTERS DIDN’T RECOGNIZE THE WORDS FROM ONE OF NATION’S FOUNDING DOCUMENTS. THEY THOUGHT NPR WAS PROMOTING PROPAGANDA AND INCITING VIOLENCE. ONE PERSON TWEETED, SO NPR IS CALLING FOR REVOLUTION, INTERESTING WAY TO CONDONE THE VIOLENCE WHILE TRYING TO SOUND PATRIOTIC. >>YES. THE VOTING PATRIOTS GETTING RILED UP BECAUSE THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE THEIR OWN COUNTRY’S…

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America’s Afghanistan Fiasco | The Daily Show

America’s Afghanistan Fiasco | The Daily Show

The war in Afghanistan. It’s basically the Grey’s Anatomy of wars. We all thought it ended years ago, but somehow, it’s still going strong. And now, with the war in its eighteenth year, we’re learning for the first time how badly Americans have been played. Tonight, newly-released documents raised serious questions about whether the American people were lied to about the progress of the war in Afghanistan, the longest in our history. MAN: A massive new trove of confidential documents…

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