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“My Kind Of America” With Jack Black

“My Kind Of America” With Jack Black

>>Stephen: FOLKS, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, TONIGHT, EARLIER IN THE SHOW. AND ONE THING THAT I’VE NOTICED ABOUT ALL THESE DIFFERENT CAMPAIGNS, EVERY TIME ONE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES COMES OUT TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO COME OUT TO AN INSPIRING, ALL-AMERICAN SONG THAT’S JUST ROCKING THE HOUSE BEFORE THEY STEP ON STAGE. BILL CLINTON BACK IN ’92 HAD “DON’T STOP THINKIN’ ABOUT TOMORROW.” IN 2008 PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD “SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I’M…

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Best Magic Dragon on America’s Got Talent | All Performances | Got Talent Global

Best Magic Dragon on America’s Got Talent | All Performances | Got Talent Global

With the magic dragon, my name is PIP the magic dragon from Las Vegas, Nevada What do you mean what do I do I’m a magic dragon As a magic dragon doing magic. It stalled my reason to be I mean I did accounts for a while in the dark years I went off on my own but eventually after I stop rebelling I came back and found my true love card magic You know do it for trueness parties…

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How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

How White People Get Their Culture – Rosebud Baker – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

but I feel like I belong in LA, because I’m a very spiritual person. Because I come from money. (audience laughs) So, I can afford to be delusional. No, I don’t have it anymore, I don’t I made a lot of mistakes to get into comedy. Truly, I did. Growing up, my grandfather was Secretary of State under George Bush Senior. Yeah, so (audience laughs) I could’ve been in the Illuminati, and instead I became a jester for Bachelorette parties….

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Joe & Mika: Americans Are Nervous About Fallout From Soleimani Killing

Joe & Mika: Americans Are Nervous About Fallout From Soleimani Killing

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN — LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE CO-HOST OF “MORNING JOE” ON MSNBC. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” JOE SCARBOROUGH AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK. WE’VE NOT HAD YOU GUYS HERE FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. IT’S BEEN TOO LONG. WHAWIVET DOING? WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON IN THE WORLD? IMPEACHMENT LOOMS.>>WHEN…

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South African vs. American Culture – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

South African vs. American Culture – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

– If there was one aspect of South African culture that I could — [Female Guest] – transplant to America. – Transplant to America what would it be? What would it be? I think it would be maybe our general ease at talking about race and our racial past, you know. Cause South Africa and America have very similar histories you know in that there was many things that were done to people of color that were extremely heinous. But…

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United Swing States of America – Arizona in the Grip of Climate Change | The Daily Show

United Swing States of America – Arizona in the Grip of Climate Change | The Daily Show

♪ ♪ YOUNG-WHITE: Wildfires, flash floods and a dramatically shortened cuffing season. Climate change is affecting America and nowhere more than Phoenix, Arizona. REPORTER: In Phoenix, they say it’s too hot to fly. REPORTER 2: 44 people had to be rescued. REPORTER 3: Arizona officials are urging locals to avoid hiking during extreme heat. YOUNG-WHITE: So I headed to Arizona to find out for myself just how bad the heat can get. (panting) -(hawk screeches) -(exhales) (grunts, pants) (grunts) (panting)…

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Everything Is Stupid – America Has a Problem with Food | The Daily Show

Everything Is Stupid – America Has a Problem with Food | The Daily Show

There are some news stories that help us understand the world we live in, and there are some news stories that are just stupid. For those, we turn to Ronny Chieng. -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) Thank you! America has a problem with food. You guys want your food to be cheap and fast but also to be fresh and healthy. That’s too many things, okay? You can’t have both. It’s like racial diversity at a ski lodge. It doesn’t…

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Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

Donald J. Trump has shaken Washington to its core by refusing to recognize the power of Congress to impeach him, which is amazing. ‘Cause they were like, “We’re subpoenaing.” And he was like, “No, I don’t care.” Donald Trump has the confidence of a white woman pulled over by the cops. Yeah. Just like, “Ma’am, I need to see your license.” She’s like, “Well, I need to see you get out of my face. And give me your badge number,…

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Mister America: The Ikea Furniture Challenge

Mister America: The Ikea Furniture Challenge

-It’s time for the next segment of the competition. So, listen up. Everyone knows that putting IKEA furniture together is like trying to drive anywhere without GPS in 2020, which is why I always ask for help. Our semifinalists have three minutes to assemble this IKEA stool. Be sure to use all of the resources at your disposal and to think outside of the box. Are you ready? Let’s get this started! [ Cheers and applause ] -Ready. -Whoo. -I…

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