SOCIAL JUSTICE DETECTIVE | Short Film by Adam Friended

SOCIAL JUSTICE DETECTIVE | Short Film by Adam Friended



as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be the hero I'm an idealist a guardian of justice a champion of the downtrodden and oppressed an angel of Hope for lost souls trapped on the edge of oblivion how long is even missing what happened to your teeth I was in an accident like a car accident dentist accident how long has he been missing not missing Trevor broke up with me you didn't say why no he didn't that's why I'm here he's white I know and I found these in his gym bag Richard Spencer Nazi extraordinaire all right poster boy white supremacist Jack Waugh no telling what kind of racist lookingglass this Trevor character fell through ma'am I'm not sure I can help you with this you have to help me I have to know what happened you're not good enough for this angel Stryker you're a straight white male dead last in the progressive stack in this case has implicit bias written all over it don't do it striker you're just gonna regret it where did you see him last I gave him a ride home I haven't heard from him since [Applause] he moved out did he leave a forwarding address no I went by his work for drinks and they told me doesn't even work there anymore so they didn't give him notice for nothing or do you know I am in the girl his girlfriend I thought she really liked him he was talking about marrying her and having a bunch of kids and then he just disappeared maybe she did something I always thought she was kind of a bitch why don't you say his girlfriend she's a total ballbuster I mean hardcore the kind of girl that makes you wanna you know lock her up or slow your sex this piece of excuse me you heard me you know what you did don't try to suck up now you misogynistic rape apologist you hang back striker this case is too important don't let this privileged white loser trigger you did he leave anything behind I know but a few days ago I found a notepad in the mailbox something's off about this case no one tumbles down the Nazi hole this cleanly is ethno state crybabies always leave clues Oh homophobic tweet a Pepe meme a three-part documentary series on the JQ what's this looks like someone has a new phone number the names Spencer I'm an old friend of Trevor's when can you meet me what happened to your teeth what happened to your teeth I was in an accident what do you know about Trevor crazy was going on like local if the stuff well I don't know about that his lady got really weirded out at Trevor is intimidated by strong women he hides his emotions retreating into an online world of racially charged meme culture I guess you still talk to him he really doesn't want to see her an improv er is afraid of what he might do or he might handle her without consent what exactly isn't it for me if I tell you where to find him where why get out how about if I don't blow your Nazi head off who the hell are you detective Jack Stryker I'm a private investigator get out of here I'll call the cops where is your phone what here let me help you find it you're Jewish you hit me Jewish Nazi ska why did you have pictures of Richard Spencer in your gym bag Richard Spencer he all right homophobe I lost that gym bag Claire said she couldn't find why'd you break it off with her she wanted me to transition she wants he said she was feeling non-binary she thought she might be a lesbian and she wanted me to transition into into a woman she said it would be best for us all I wanted was a normal relationship what are you doing Stryker whose side are you on focus Spica transphobia is wrong he's a white straight male striker so what if he's transphobic let this guy go stop being a traitor to your own race stop being a traitor to your own gender embrace your toxic masculinity transphobia is wrong remember your training you have to fight your implicit bias transphobia is wrong Trevor I'm not transphobic I want kids I just want a normal life I don't want all this social justice don't say it you know you don't have to tell her you found me you don't know she'll throw me I have to tell her Trevor why I'm a professional it's my job did you find him is there I'll be there in 10 minutes why why why are you doing this why are you doing this just consider this part of you are diversity training Trevor from the social justice detective yawns okay so she can stop thinking dreaming Veon gains you sad sad piece of what's that animal rights abuses in South America I'll be right over

30 thoughts on “SOCIAL JUSTICE DETECTIVE | Short Film by Adam Friended

  1. How did Stryker manage to justify his use of a firearm while being an SJW? Guns are evil and part of toxic masculinity culture.

  2. OMFG, the "remember your training" moment, complete with Suspect Zero background noise . . . I was crying! This video is money!

  3. (Finally got around to eatching this)
    Sadly (or perhaps a testament to your acting skill) it took me halfway through to realize you were playing all the parts. Well done Adam.

  4. Aaaaaaaah hahaha! This was quite brilliant. Ending was amazing and thought provoking

    Cant wait to see where the story goes…

  5. Awful. I love it. I also love "The Room" so interrupt that how ever you want. :p
    (I used that "I was in an accident" gif on facebook, and a bud wanted to see where it was from. He loves you now, btw. lol )

  6. JAZZHOBO3 minutes agoTat Tvam Asi (Devanagari: तत्त्वमसि), a Sanskrit phrase, translated variously as "Thou art that," (That thou art, That art thou, You are that, or That you are, or You're it) is one of the Mahāvākyas (Grand Pronouncements) in Vedantic Sanatana Dharma.
    "You don't need any 'GOD" for behold: JESUS 'The Kingdom of Heaven is within you" CLEARLY this teaching is from India and Buddha . Christianity is a Human Livestock Management System. See that You Are God. GOD IS NOT OUTSIDE FAR AWAY!
    GOD IS YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS. IF YOU FEEL AFFINITY FOR MOTHER EARTH, FOR SUFFERING PEOPLE YOU GRIEVE, THEN GOD IS YOUR CONSCIOUS.
    IT IS STILL MANICHEAN AS WE EITHER KNOW THAT WE ARE THE CREATOR GOD, OR WE THINK GOD IS 'OUTLIERS ENTITY" BUT WHEN WE REALIZE- (That thou art, That art thou, You are that, or That you are, or You're it) CIVILIZATIONS HUMAN LIVESTOCK MANAGEMENT POLICY IS CHRISTIANITY!
    Tat Tvam Asi (Devanagari: तत्त्वमसि), a Sanskrit phrase, translated variously as "Thou art that," is one of the Mahāvākyas (Grand Pronouncements) in Vedantic Sanatana Dharma.

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