Hello! Hello Akash! Did you get ‘burnol’ that I sent you? Burnol? Why so? You must be needing it after Elections, don’t you?! You got to tell me now, what is your relation with Mamta Banerjee after all? I am related to Mamta Banerjee the same way Nirav Modi is related to Narendra Modi. So that means you are accused of fraud too?! Tell me one thing Bhakt Banerjee, ‘Supreme Leader’ Modi has won; shouldn’t you be dancing around now? What are you saying? I am a Hindu and Hindus don’t indulge in extremist activities. So libtards, got the results?! After porn, that is the only source of entertainment now. I am sure that all these libtards will be banned from speaking if we continue to stay in power. Our dear Pragya Thakur from Bhopal has also won this election with huge margin. The country got its rightful leaders now. Enough of this Gandhi family. With Amit Shah in the cabinet, “I pray to you God, please keep me safe.” Yogi Adityanath in UP and Pragya Thakur in MP. Nothing can stop the construction of Ayodhya temple now. Though I am a little disappointed with Modi. “What is your problem?” I understand that you need to act as a statesman now. but why didn’t you include people like Sadhvi Pragya and Sakhshi Maharaj in the cabinet. How would be able to form a Hindu nation if you continue to do so? This isn’t fair! “Modi is right.” Everyone knows how Pragya was tortured by police officers, yet she continued to work for our country. How dedicated she is for the nation! She couldn’t even walk and had to apply for bail for her medical conditions. She campaigned on a wheelchair! She contested elections and her health conditions improved. She could even dance then. God’s grace! You have to understand Pragya Thakur’s ability, ModiJi. She is sent by God to save all of us from darkness. “When the power of evil increases, God incarnates on Earth to save us from the evil.” Unlike others, she doesn’t need goons or weapons. Her only weapon is her curse! “I cursed him and he died.” I understand that you couldn’t forgive her but you could’ve at least appointed her some ministry. Who would’ve dared to question you? Like yourself, she claims to be a beggar and has wealth worth about 4.5 lakhs. “He’s rich!” Just imagine how economy could’ve improved if she’d been our finance minister. She has got everything that a good leader should have. From terror accusations, connections with RSS, ABVP, Bajrang dal. Even Pratap Sarangi has got place in the cabinet. “Pratap is accused of 7 criminal cases including those of communal violence and riots.” I understand that he’s also a good choice for minister. “An Australian missionary and his two kids were burnt alive in Orissa by a group of Bajrang dal members when Pratap was the head there.” I understand that he is also a noble and simple man but, this isn’t Indian Idol that the poorer you project yourself, you improve your chances for selection. Pragya Thakur has also got an original degree in History. Who else can explain history better than her? “Nathuram Godse was, is and will always be a patriot.” She could’ve been a perfect choice for education minister. “Cows can help to control blood pressure.” If nothing else then she could have been given health ministry. “Cow urine cured my cancer.” And the doctors thought there treatment cured her, idiots! All medicines should be banned, only cow urine should be sold. I am very sad that Modi missed this opportunity. I’ve heard that she has also saved many girls from elopement. She could’ve been appointed as culture minister too. Look at these MPs from West Bengal, are they suppose to wear western clothing?! No criminal record, not a single case, how can they even be in politics? “Who are these people?” You know it very well that a good politician must know how to stay in headlines, Who needs ministers to work? Even the BJP leaders are shocked when Pragya speaks. When she’ll get to Parliament, even the speaker wouldn’t be able to speak. She should at least be appointed as BJP’s spokesperson. She can handle all debates and arguments with facts like nationalism, “I am a nationalist.” nationalism, “..my thoughts are nationalist.” more nationalism, “Swami Aseemanand is a nationalist.” even more nationalism, “I am a saint, a nationalist.” and religion. “I’ll win this election definitely, because I am religious.” Education has lost this election to religion, and we all know what religion does to us, “Religion either makes you helpless or an extremist.” I know you like Bhakt Banerjee more than Akash. I’ll try to come more often, don’t worry. Although I am a little disappointed with Modi but I am still his fan, don’t think otherwise, you libtards!