Republican Newspaper Freaks Out After AOC Gets A Haircut

Republican Newspaper Freaks Out After AOC Gets A Haircut

Well folks, two very brave journalists from
the Washington times have uncovered the scoop of the century that is absolutely going to
destroy the career, nay. The life of representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, they have somehow
done the digging, made the phone calls, and they have uncovered the biggest scandal we
have ever seen in American politics. And here it is. She got a haircut. I, I wish I was
exaggerating, but here is the headline that the Washington times used exclusive, all caps,
self declared socialists, AOC splurges on high dollar hairdo. Now this a little under
two page article was actually written by two people. It took two people to write this,
two men, Alex Sawyer and Jeff Murdoch. And they point out that last month AOC went to
a salon there in Washington, D C spent $80 on a haircut and then had to spend $180 for
low lights in her hair. And then of course she had to leave the tip. So they’re estimating
that this may have cost her a little over $300 for a haircut. And I mean if she’s a
self-described socialist, then obviously that somehow excludes her from being able to get
her hair done. Now I’m going to go ahead and make pretty bold assumption here. I don’t
think that Alex Sawyer or mr Jeff Murdoch have ever been in a relationship with a woman.
I’m going to go ahead and assume that because if they had, they would understand that. Guess
what folks? Women have to pay a hell of a lot of money to get their hair done. It’s
ridiculous. It’s insane, but that’s what happens. That’s why they don’t get it done all the
time. Unless you’re a real housewife of Beverly Hills. So yeah, going once or twice a year
to spend $300 on, on a hairdo. Sure. Really nothing wrong with that. That doesn’t compromise
your principles in any way yet. These two morons seem to think that, Oh, this is done.
She’s out. This is into her career and they actually ran this, tweeted it out multiple
times yesterday as if it’s some kind of massive scoop that’s going to rock the foundation
of Washington D C they also pointed out that there is apparently a government subsidized
hair salon, barber shop, really, uh, that some members of Congress use and she could
have saved roughly a hundred dollars had she gone there and they pointed out that Jeff
sessions used to go there and get his hair cut for $20 Jeff sessions could go to sports
clips and get his hair cut for $12. Why aren’t they doing an article about that? Jeff sessions
getting ripped off on haircuts, but folks, these, the links that these crazy people and
they’re crazy people will go to to try to smear this woman. Why? Because she wants to
make the country a little bit better because she thinks we need to take care of the environment
that we need to take care of the people and that we need to take on corporate power. So
this is how low they will sink, and this is how little ammunition they have against her
to act like her getting a haircut is somehow a career ending event.

100 thoughts on “Republican Newspaper Freaks Out After AOC Gets A Haircut

  1. AOC paid money to working people and paid more than the minimum wage. Rich people keep their money or rather pay less than the minimum wage.

  2. The right just cannot comprehend a person that a person who believes in social policies (not socialist… But hey, it has two thirds of that word….) earning decent money from a position she got through hard work alone. It's like social policies and capitalism can't exist in the same system….. Oh wait.

    Honestly, I can't help being please that Fox has a thing for covering AOC. At least it's something not in their political agenda they cover.

  3. Ehm…isn't Alex Swoyer a woman?
    In any case: what an embarrassing article to read. I'm a man, and last time I went to get my hair done it cost me the equivalent of $220. That's what happens when you have long hair and start messing around with bleach and colouring.

  4. Your a joke if she cared about the people like she says she does how in this world can she pay $300.00 rallies for a hair cute !! My hair is down to my butt lam sitting on it and the last time I got a hair cut it was only $50.00 andcshe paid $300.00 rallies for a hair cut !! Why didn't she give that money to the homeless and get their hair cut and washed l bet she wouldn't even talk to a homeless person much less get them a hair cut and they are the ones who really need it too help clean up the streets !! To his is why you are a joke !!! Your just as stupid as she is !!! Why don't you take the money that you don't need for a hair cut and do these homeless people are great deed and give a couple of these homeless people a hair cut sense you want to set up there and talk your crap !!! You have no idea what it's like to have no home to go to do you !!! Well let me tell you it's a scary thing to think that you have no place to lay your head down in a safe place !!! It's a very scary thing to know that while you try to get some sleep laying on concrete you have to be very careful with the people who are walking by you ,you have no ideal what's in their minds if they want to hurt you or Rob you of your things. It's not a good thing to have to worry about things everyday and night and no place to get a shower or a place to get warm or to get out of the heat !!!! So stop your running off of your mouth and take your friend that just got a 300$ hair cut and stick her up your butt !!! Because that's where you both belong up your butt because these homeless people don't want to hear that she just got a 300$ hair cut !!!!!!!!!!!! When they could have used a wash and a hair cut from that $300.00 she just spent on her self !! And you say she cares about the people and she wants to make her community a pretty place !!!what the heck !!!??? Your a joke just like her !!! What a shame she is to this country !!!

  5. They only did this cause they don't like AOC , she'll put them in their place .
    They're idiots they goes low like yeti atleast that's what they think

  6. Rape-publicans are hilarious. President shit for brains is breaking law by law and there worried about a dam haircut. Morons

  7. Have these two morons also ever commentated about what Melania spends on her clothes,or shoes or handbagsAND her haircuts??? Oh….wait…. She's the president s wife,,,so I guess that s allowed🙄🙄jeez,can they find any other interesting things to write about???

  8. Wow,probably the same two people that think its totally acceptable to spend 180 thousand dollars just to keep you mouth shut to keep from uncovering a crime,wow that give a whole new meaning to ( if you see something say something.) All you aholes do is sit on you ass create animosity in people life's and have the nerves to consider what you do a job……..

  9. It is like when boys throw rocks after girls they actually like, dysfunctional attention seeking. Of course children do it because they have not developed the communication tools needed. These guys on the other hand..


    My friend told me he saw a video in youtube where AOC got caught on wearing a dress! I am starting to believe she might be a WOMAN!


  11. What about the obscene amount of money
    FLOTUS spends on shoes dresses bags etc etc
    USA,s coat hanger First Lady doing what?
    to benefit US citizens 🤔⁉️

  12. Omg..AOC gets a hair style like every other woman in the country….woooooow lmao #Woke. People don’t know the difference between hair cut and hair styling which takes much more work

  13. The Washington Times? Operated by Operations Holdings aka The Unification Church? The Rev. Sun Myung Moon may be dead and gone since 2012 but he still reaches out from the grave.

  14. Republicans man you guys are doing a really good job at making yourself look bad that's one thing Democrats can never take from you

  15. AOC, what have you done ???
    It´s downright unfathomable   😉
    It´s just sad what these Repubikkkans have done to this country

  16. Talk about having to scrape the bottom of the defamation barrel when it comes to AOC.
    Funny thing is: Even if she were to forego tidying her hair (at an exorbitant price, as women have to do), she would be just as pretty and, more important, just as smart.

  17. What AOC paid for a haircut and low lights is not out of line with typical costs for that service. In fact I would bet that had she had those services done in NYC would have been FAR more than that.Oh and you spend that more than twice a year, try every 6 weeks or so.







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  20. I'm a man so $300 for hair sounds extravagant to me, but who cares what I think? It's her hair, she can spend as little or as much as she wants on it. Smh, they're reaching hard on this one!

  21. I love my wife- one $160 haircut a year and she does her own hair coloring. And she's disabled! Toughest person I have even known…

  22. I wonder about the intelligence level of the readers of Washington Times; you cut down wonderful trees, make paper, and on it you print Washington Times, which is crap cult news to "useful idiots", probably managed by Putin himself. God, the stupidity of it all!

  23. 🙄 if they wanna talk about compromising 1s image, then why didn't any of them say anything about that stupid ugly jacket that Melania wore to the border❓ (it said "i really DON'T care, do U" on the back) & that jacket probably cost THOUSANDS of dollars too. 🤷‍♀️where do they get off? all the hypocrisy NEEDS to STOP

  24. if u go (on U-Tube) & look up the difference between how FOX treated Michelle Obama & her wardrobe, & u compare it to the way they talk about Melania & what all SHE wears… it's fukin INSANE, yo!! the hypocrisy is so stupid. & Trumps supporters don't even realize it. my StepDad had no idea they were so rude, til i showed him. all he does is watch FOX, how did he miss THAT?

  25. i bet her hair cut is totally cute. 😊 hmmm.. 🤔 i wonder how short she cut it… omg omg OMG… i gotta find out. 🤗 thanx for givin me a hint, as to WHAT i should look up next… 👌😏👍

  26. Just think of how much women with curls pay to get thier hair straightened or braided because the untamed NATURAL frizz is " inappropriate for work". And oh my gawd the horror if we go bald!
    Also another thing. It took two morons to write this article, yet I had to do a third shift by myself and wish I had a second person. Fuck these guy.

  27. this only proves that these reporters have something against her because any woman with long hair knows it's very expensive when you go to a beauty parlor especially if you getting highlights and I truly can't believe they made an issue out of this.

  28. Is this an actual narrative by right wingers now? That any amount of money spent by a left winger is somehow… hypocritical? Really? We're going with that sort of argument now?
    Anyone that would buy into this sort of narrative… just stop voting. No, not saying your right to vote should be taken away. You should just stop voting voluntarily. Because stupidity and ignorance never were legitimate excuses, for anything. And they never will be.

  29. Aoc was feeling depressed because other people were trying to belittle her so she went to do what women do pamper herself she has her hair done good for you keep up the good work .

  30. What would they do if they catch her buying deodorant? Morons! Very, Very small-minded men, don't they have better things to do?

  31. What does trump have on you spineless republican senators did jimbo jordan have a $300 haircut Marco rubio got a walmart $1000 gift card lindy graham. Offered job as president of vice.

  32. Gay men are fine and there's nothing wrong with being a gay man, but if you cannot understand something, just leave it alone. Those two gay men have never been with a women, so they do not understand how expensive a woman's haircut is.

    My family is in the lower middle class, but when my mom gets a haircut it's OVER FIFTY DOLLARS!!!

  33. It's not just hair care that gouges women. Makeup is ridiculously expensive. The price they have to pay to just look 'appealing' to those who expect it is ludicrous.

  34. I live in Minneapolis, not Washington DC. Every 6-8 weeks I go to have high/low lights done and it runs anywhere from $120.00-$150.00 before tipping. This is not news or a big scoop. I am not shocked or awed that these troglodites have nothing better to do with their time. This is just sad😕

  35. Also—it has been reported that Melania spent $675,000.00 in taxpayer $$$ to visit her hairdresser twice/week for 3 months!

  36. TY!
    Its not our fault it costs us sooo much more to get even a basic trim. Socialism doesnt mean ppl cant have disposable income. Its not communism or fascism omg. It means ppl get fairer wages and billionaires pay their share

  37. Really dude? Sounds like you are the one who has never been with a woman! What about the dems and the two scoops of ice cream?

  38. How much does trump spend on that monstrosity on his head i bet he spends thousands on hairspray alone to keep that comb over in place and don't tell me that catalogue bride doesn't get work done every day

  39. Maybe these two journalists should spend time covering sports. I think they would be more comfortable inhaling all that testosterone. Any thing estrogen gives them a head spin. Hell! Even Homer Simpson can show more intelligence. Douh!

  40. OMG, those two are idiots! 😄 As you said, apparently, they've never been in a relationship with a woman… LOL…😆 Like someone wrote in the comments, these two should be fired for writing that article which is ridiculous! 🤪 How petty can you get? 🙃

  41. If you can't attack a person's policies, integrity, or morality, just pull something out of your ass, toss it at the wall, and see if it sticks. It's amazing how, when you have a "squeaky clean" person either in or running for office, the opposition tries the most jack-asinine tactics to smear them, and they fail miserably.

  42. I can't imagine anyone paying that much. That'd be $50 tops where I'm from. $300 on hair is insane. I guess everything is way more expensive in big cities, though.

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