Political Alignments of Mario Characters

Political Alignments of Mario Characters



it's just your average like working-class guy like Oh get the government off my back kind of guy Luigi I think is a Republican maybe like a nerdy like technocratic like who cares about the debt to GDP ratio or whatever Princess Peach monarchists Daisy I think is an environmentalist Rosalina is a flat earther Tanooki Mario I think would only care about like pink shaming cat peaches all right but one of those female all right YouTube personality is that are really popular Yoshi I think is a Marxist you should be able to agree on that toad radical centrist Koopa conservative I think shy guy would be a foreign policy kind of person and like really anti interventionist lakitu I don't think takes aside but really enjoys poring over the data and like reads 538 toadette definitely black bloc and Tifa straight up we don't know much about toadette but you can tell she's got that kind of streak in her King Boo would be a diogenes style cynic all the babies are hyper nationalists they're in their first stage of moral development we know Wario's the libertarian Waluigi male feminist DK is a tanky Bowser's a fash obviously I think the dry bones they would be like Alex Jones conspiracy theory people and always talk about chemtrails Bowser jr. would be a single-issue voter for the Second Amendment dry Bowser I think is just kind of a nihilist this is just a whole row of turtles really unnecessary I don't know what Nintendo was thinking there but Wendy does look like she would be a passionate pro-life evangelical and then I think the metal ones would be kind of like Third Way Silicon Valley people you think the algorithms are gonna get us tomorrow's this is all canon

44 thoughts on “Political Alignments of Mario Characters

  1. LUIGI IS A PLUMBER YOSHI IS A DINOSAUR ALL OF BOWSERS MINIONS ARE SUPPORTIVE OF BOWSER DRY BOWSER IS ALSO BOWSER PRINCESS PEACH IS THE SAME AS CAT PEACH SAME WITH TANOOKI MARIO TO MARIO

  2. Mario and the Mario universe as a whole is communist though there are actual references to the Japanese communist party

  3. Yoshi lives on Dinosaur Island which was formerly a socialist utopia before it got forcibly annexed by the Mushroom Kingdom without receiving a representative vote in Mushroom Parliament.

  4. As of this comment it has been confirmed that DK canonically supports and respects Trans Rights and could even be trans himself

  5. Almost had me until “He’s Marxist we can agree on that”

    Nooooo you were so funny why did you have to be retarded??

  6. I've suffered through politics for 7 years but this made all the stupid trivia and ideological sect knowledge worthwhile thank you based God.

  7. If Waluigi’s a feminist, he ain’t a very good one. To feminists, he’d be guilty of:

    Fat shaming (He called Wario “Lard Lump” in Mario Super Sluggers)

    Sexism (Saying “We’re gonna settle this like men… with baseball!” implying baseball is a men only thing)

    Sexual harassment (In Mario Strikers charged, he makes a gesture towards his crotch in front of a crowd that probably had women in it)

    Violence against women (Boxed them in the Rio Olympics, Stomped on them in Smash Bros and punched them in Super Mario Party just to get in a photo!)

    I mean, the list goes on!

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