– Hey everybody, I’m Jack Vale. Stay tuned to the end of this video ’cause I’m gonna show you
how to make your butt crack smell like a candy cane. (snapping)
(clicking mouth) (ubpeat music) (farting) (farting) – [Jack] Excuse me.
– Yeah. – [Jack] Do you happen to have 38 bucks? – No, actually I don’t. Sorry. – [Jack] Oh you don’t? Crap. Dang it. Nobody has 38 bucks. – Yeah, it’s kind of a random number. – [Jack] Well, I just need 38 bucks. – Oh. Sorry. – [Jack] Oh, my buddy said 42 is actual, or no that’s higher.
Sorry. It’s the wrong way. – Sorry. – [Jack] How about like 26 bucks? – No, I just got my debit
card on me right now actually. – [Jack] Oh, we have a swiper in the back. – No they apparently aren’t in line. – What time is it? – It’s 3:40. Oh, I thought
it was only two something. – She said it’s only two something, 3:40, they’re trying to figure out
which movie to see right now. 4:20 showing, they’re gonna see. 4:20. – 4:20. – No, it’s like the
glasses are on his forehead so his forehead can see
better instead of his eyes. I don’t know. – [Jack] Excuse me, sir.
I’m looking for 68 bucks. Can you help me out? – No, sorry. – I’m from Europe. – [Jack] Oh you’re not from here. 68, uh, dinero, is that how you say it? – Dollar. – [Jack] Dollars. Yes, yes, yes. (farting) – [Jack] She’s moving
the cart out of the way. Yes, yes, yes. – Sounds like they’re gonna
see the seven o’clock showing. She’s reaching for the top shelf. – We have 24. – [Jack] 24? I’ll take it. That’s perfect. – Okay.
– [Jack] You have it? – Yeah. – [Jack] Oh, great. I’ll take it. Thank you very much. Thank
you. Appreciate that. Thank you. (farting) (screaming) – You mother (beep). Why did you do that to me over there? Mother (beep) idiot you son of a (beep). – Guys, I’m gonna call
security if you don’t leave. – He fart in my face. I
was sitting in my cab. You mother (beep). – I had this little fart noise maker and it must have really pissed him off but I wandered in here just
to get air conditioning for a second before I went back outside. I had no idea he was behind me. Dude, that scared the crap out of me. – I’m sorry man. That’s unbelievable. – This video was sponsored
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