Oval Office Cold Open – SNL

Oval Office Cold Open – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>>EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. I’M HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT,
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?>>NO, THANK YOU, DAVID.
BUT HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE?
ARE YOUR PARENTS PROUD?>>I TELL THEM I WORK AT
APPLEBEE’S.>>IT’S GREAT.
ONE MORE THING, YOU KNOW I LOVE MY DAUGHTER IVANKA AND HER
HUSBAND JARED. THEY ALWAYS KEEP ME SO CALM AND
MAKE SURE I DON’T DO ANYTHING TOO CRAZY.
>>THAT’S TRUE, SIR.>>QUICK QUESTION, ARE THEY
GONE?>>YES, THEY DON’T WORK ON
SHABBAT.>>PERFECT.
WHEN THE JEWS ARE AWAY, THE GOYS WILL PLAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO SENT IN STEVE BANNON.
[ CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HELLO, DONALD. I HAVE ARRIVED.
>>STEVE, YOU LOOK RESTED.>>THANK YOU.
>>NOT ME, I’VE HAD A LONG DAY. I’M TIRED AND CRANKY.
AND I FEEL LIKE I COULD JUST FREAK OUT ON SOMEBODY.
>>MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL AUSTRALIA.
>>REALLY? I MEAN, I HAVEN’T BEEN BRIEFED
OR ANYTHING. BUT WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
LET’S DO IT.>>HELLO, PRIME MINISTER
TURNBULL.>>YES, HELLO, IT’S THE DONALD.
>>PRESIDENT TRUMP, HOW ARE YOU? I HEARD THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF
BLOWBACK OVER YOUR MUSLIM BAN.>>NO, THERE WASN’T, EVERYONE
LOVES IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAD TO DO IT BECAUSE OF THAT HUGE MASSACRE AT BOWLING GREEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE.
>>YEAH, IT WAS HORRIBLE. SO MANY PEOPLE DIED, BUT
ACTUALLY, THEY’RE THE LUCKY ONES.
THEY DON’T HAVE TO SEE HOW BAD “THE APPRENTICE” HAS GOTTEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>MR. TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR
STILL ACCEPTING OUR REFUGEES.>>HOMIE SAY WHAT?
>>PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID AMERICA WOULD ACCEPT 1,200 REFUGEES.
YOUR COUNTRY’S COMPASSION WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.
>>NO, NO REFUGEES. AMERICA FIRST, AUSTRALIA SUCKS,
YOUR REEF IS FAILING, PREPARE TO GO TO WAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] STEVE, I THINK THAT WENT BAD.
WAS THAT BAD?>>NO, IT WENT JUST ACCORDING TO
PLAN.>>WHOSE PLAN?
YOUR PLAN?>>NO, YOUR PLAN.
>>OKAY, GOOD. LET’S CALL MEXICO.
I FIGURED OUT A SMART DIPLOMATIC WAY TO GET THEM TO PAY FOR THE
WALL.>>HOLA?
PRESIDENT NIETO?>>GUY WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR
THE WALL SAYS WHAT?>>QUE?
>>GUY WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL SAYS WHAT?
>>QUE?>>NO, YOU HAVE TO SAY “WHAT.”
>>HA HA HA, YOU SAID WHAT, YOU’RE GOING TO PAY FOR THE
WALL.>>NO, YOU PAY, LOSER, YOU BOD
HOMBRE. HERE COME OUR TANKS, GET READY
TO GO TO WAR. STEVE, I’M GETTING TOO WORKED
UP, MAYBE I SHOULD STOP.>>OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL
GERMANY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY.>>HELLO?
IS THIS MY SWEET BARACK? BARACK OBAMA, I MISS YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>NO, IT’S DONALD TRUMP.
>>AH, GROSS. HI, DONALD.
ARE YOUR PEOPLE STILL PROTESTING?
>>YES, EVERYONE IS MARCHING IN THE STREET, THEY’RE SO UPSET HOW
BAD “THE APPRENTICE” HAS GOTTEN.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH —
>>A VERY IMPORTANT UP AND COMER, HIS NAME IS FREDERICK
DOUGLASS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I’M TRYING TO GET HOLD OF HIM RIGHT NOW, HE’S VERY BUSY, NOW.
>>THAT IS VERY COOL, DONALD. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO —
>>ALSO I WANT TO BE SERIOUS FOR A SECOND.
LAST WEEK IT WAS HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY.
AS YOU KNOW, 6 MILLION PEOPLE WERE AT MY INAUGURATION.
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE AT MY
INAUGURATION. THE MEDIA REFUSES TO COVER IT,
SO UNFAIR. ONE DAY I’M GOING TO WRITE A
MEMOIR ABOUT THIS STRUGGLE AND CALL IT “MY STRUGGLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT WOULD THAT BE IN GERMAN?
ANGELA?>>MY NAME IS AN-GEL-LA.
>>DON’T CORRECT ME, I’M IN CHARGE NOW, GERMANY SUCKS, YOUR
WALL FAILED, PREPARE TO GO TO WAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>THAT WAS HILARIOUS.>>THANK YOU, STEVE, THANK YOU.
OH, I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA, WATCH THIS.
>>HELLO?>>HELLO, CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU’VE JUST WON A FREE CRUISE FOR TWO TO HAWAII, ALL YOU NEED
IS YOUR COUNTRY’S CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
>>WE’RE NOT PAYING FOR THE WALL, DONALD.
>>YES, YOU ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
STEVE, ALL OF OUR SO-CALLED ALLIES ARE BEING SO
MEAN TO ME.>>WHY DON’T YOU CALL SOME
RANDOM LITTLE COUNTRY, SHOW THEM WHO’S BOSS?
>>WHAT ABOUT ZIMBABWE?>>PERFECT.
SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF AMERICA.>>HELLO?
>>ZIMBABWE, THIS IS THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
>>WAIT, IS THIS DONALD TRUMP?>>YES.
>>YOU THINK YOU ARE DICTATOR? I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!
AND DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL! YOU CANNOT EVEN WALK DOWNSTAIRS,
YOU LITTLE WHITE BITCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DON’T YOU EVER CALL ZIMBABWE AGAIN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>OKAY, DONALD.
THAT’S ENOUGH FUN FOR TONIGHT. CAN I HAVE MY DESK BACK?
>>YES, OF COURSE, MR. PRESIDENT.
I’LL GO SIT AT MY DESK, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]>>SO MUCH FUN, I LOVE IT.
>>YEAH, THIS IS FUN. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S
SATURDAY NIGHT!

100 thoughts on “Oval Office Cold Open – SNL

  1. You know what? In Mexico we never introduce ourselves only using our second last name. I think the actor impersonating the former Mexican president, Enrique Peña Nieto, was not able to pronounce “ñ”

  2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😙😂😂😂😙😂😂😂😂😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  3. 2 years old and it's all still relevant. Except Bannon, of course. He's gone, as are many of Trump's staff. As Trump will be not soon enough

  4. I seem to recall Bannon saying it was an honor to be portrayed as the devil. Only a person who is truly evil would find that to be on honor, but what do you expect for someone that worked for trump as being that evil and unchristian.

  5. How hammerforged barrels and riflings are made – https://youtu.be/oALJDh43K3I

    The Upcoming Financial Crisis That Will Dwarf That of 2008 – Expect Civil Unrest – https://youtu.be/EHieYyi-vxY

    Best Economic Documentary I have Watched " FOUR HORSEMEN "

    https://youtu.be/kZ86gUZfFPw

    What You're Not Supposed to Know About America's Founding. –

    https://youtu.be/364cxeR5EAg

    AMERICA UNDER SIEGE: THE DEEP STATE. – https://youtu.be/6YUcUoFveJc

  6. Come on, comparing Bannon to the grim reaper… I mean, even the grim reaper has qualities. Good scythe, gives great advice.

  7. Google circles are lay lines and you are in status so you mistake the word "lay" for something the puerile idiot riding you thinks it means … (spellcheckir

  8. Love all the liberal tears on these videos. Go see your therapists you little pussies.

  9. When someone play as Accurate corrupted politician .. An sure win for emmy.. Because you can't pin point out anything illegal or bad from mr trump

  10. It is really fascinating to me how the greatest majority of the Americans ridicule Trump.. right after they voted for him. Consciously chose a sexist, racist, incompetent man, as their president, blaming him for all their failures. Damn, curious George Carlin, where are you when we most need you!?

  11. I love how they had Kenen wear Mugabe-style sunglasses indoors. That’s the attention to detail that makes SNL great.

  12. I love Alec Baldwin. I love Kenan. I love whoever the hell is doing Steve Bannon. I love SNL.❤

  13. “I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull! You cannot even walk down stairs you little white BITCH Don’t you ever call Zimbabwe again!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  14. Two years later, this is still the best episode in Trump presidency, rumours have it that this play had a part in Bannon's removal

  15. He can say little white bitch and that's okay?? Wtf? If it were reversed SNL would be cancelled so quick this is ridiculous!!

  16. imagine when he said can i have my desk back and he removes his mask and its actual Donald trump imagine the audience reaction to it

  17. “How do you like working at the White House…? Are your parents proud…? I tell them I work at Applebee’s..”

  18. We need your version of Donald Trump for a Mexican version of Saturday night called “el privilegio de mandar” just for one day! Please

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