Hi. I’m Bruce Nelson. I’m, ah, Mangy Fetlocks, probably his best friend I guess I’d say. I’m here to sing. He didn’t want to record
because his hat won’t fit in the viewfinder so I thought I’d just take
it for him. I have a new little song, came to me after listening to some things
from yesterday’s hearings and the Republicans were really, their counsel
was really trying to push the one of the witnesses to admit that the whole affair
with the Ukraine was not as outlandish as it could be. I thought, that’s a great line for a song. Not as a outlandish as it could be. Not quite as weird as it seems. Far, far more twisted it would be when I’m describing my dreams in which Rudolph Giuliani, dressesd in a teddy and heels, shows up in court, takes a quick snort and then for the jury reveals it all. Then for the jury reveals. Not as outlandish as it could be. Aliens from outer space might have abducted Jim Jordan, then could’ve stolen his face after which they could return here, led by their own “Captain Smirk” proving just so, where ever they go,
some folks will come off as a jerk. Not as outlandish as it could be, given
the world’s gone insane. Trump could have put on a hoodie and rapped that whole call to Ukraine. Pence playing backup on organ. Kellyanne Conway on drum. and, odder still, maybe George Will, riffing “The Prez is NOT dumb”. No way! Riffing, “The Prez is not dumb “. Now, that would be really outlandish.