Noah Centineo Will Do Anything to Become America’s Top Heartthrob | Harper’s BAZAAR

Noah Centineo Will Do Anything to Become America’s Top Heartthrob | Harper’s BAZAAR


(electronic sounds) (clock ticking) (disco music) ♪ I’m gonna take you on a ride ♪ ♪ We’re gonna groove through the night ♪ ♪ Why you so salty ♪ ♪ I’ll still take a bite ♪ – Do you think he knows that we’re here? (hip music) – I don’t know what’s real anymore. (disco music) Enough. – What are you doing? You asked me to eat breakfast. – We said eat breakfast, Noah. We did not say seduce your food. – This is how a heart
throb eats breakfast. How am I supposed to do the shoot? I don’t think I– If you can’t respect me, then I mean… – Noah, we respect you. – How am I supposed to get my voice back? What do you want me to do? You want me to buzz my hair? – You already did. – These are optional. – All right, no please.
– Oh my God. – I’m going to put stripes in my eyebrows. My mojo is so off right now, my feng shui is just out of wack, okay? I need to step aside. I need process, okay? – [Greg] Oh God, please don’t. – I need to process. – [Greg] Don’t, we don’t
have time to process. (clock ticking) – Noah, you’ve been in
there for two hours. – Noah? – [Noah] Literally, all I
do is just think about you. Whoa. – [Pam] Hi. – Okay, hi, I said I’d be out in a minute. – Noah, we’re up against
daylight out there, okay? The whole photo team’s here. – Do you think I just wake up, just wake up and I become a heart throb? America’s number one heart throb? It doesn’t happen like that, Greg. It doesn’t happen like
that, it doesn’t, Greg, it doesn’t, right? Pam, Pam, do you think that? – [Pam] I don’t. – We don’t think that.
– No, no no one– – We don’t think this. – It’s my technique. – [Pam] Yes, we’re aware
that it’s a technique. – I’m going to go out there,
I’m going to take my time, I’m going to go out
there, I’m going to walk. – No, please. – Ssh. (clock ticking) (funky music) (clock ticking) (meditative music) I love myself, I cherish myself the way that I cherish and love you, and every movement and action
that you make heart throbbing. You’re ready, my son. (clock ticking) – I love you so much,
and I dream about you and I wake up and just
go right back to sleep so I can think about you and
dream about you some more. You are– – That camera’s just in selfie mode. – Ignore it.
Noah? – Hey guys. I– (sighs) I’m sorry, I had to recenter. – Of course, and we’re sorry. We know you have your technique. Is there anything that we can get you to help you and your process,
or help you feel better? – You have elderberry? – I am sure that there’s elderberry. I mean, how could there not be elderberry? (laughter) You could have a wellness
shot, turmeric shot. – No, I have an idea. (clock ticking) (jazz music) Process.

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