Neal Brennan – Women and Black Dudes – White People Can’t Relax

Neal Brennan – Women and Black Dudes – White People Can’t Relax


Brennan:
12 YEARS OF CATHOLIC SCHOOL, THEN I MOVED TO NEW YORK, STARTED HANGING OUT
WITH BLACK DUDES. [ LAUGHTER ] BANG. BANG. BANG. [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] I DON’T KNOW THEM.
THEY JUST ARE HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU BARELY QUALIFIED, YOU’RE
SO LIGHT-SKINNED, BY THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, SO,
I GOT A LOT OF BLACK FRIENDS. I HAVE LIKE OVER, UH… OVER 20. NOW IT’S LIKE ALMOST 30. UM… NO,
I GOT A LOT OF BLACK FRIENDS. HERE’S THE THING
ABOUT MY BLACK FRIENDS. MY BLACK FRIENDS CAN RELAX IN A
WAY THAT MY WHITE FRIENDS CAN’T. WHITE PEOPLE,
WE’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT RELAXING. YOU KNOW WHY? I FIGURED IT OUT, ‘CAUSE WE’RE
ALWAYS WORRYING ABOUT THE RULES. AND WHO’S BREAKING THE RULES. THE OTHER THING
ABOUT BEING WHITE — YOU GOT TO ADMIT IT —
WE GOT TATTLETALE IN OUR DNA. [ LAUGHTER ] WE GOT SNITCH IN OUR BLOOD,
WHITE PEOPLE. I’LL BE AT A NIGHTCLUB
WITH MY BLACK FRIENDS. IT’LL BE PACKED. EVERYBODY’S DRINKING, DANCING,
LAUGHING, HAVING A GREAT TIME, AND I’M TRYING TO FIT IN LIKE, “THERE MUST BE 350 PEOPLE
IN HERE RIGHT NOW.” “I WONDER WHAT THE FIRE MARSHAL
WOULD HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?” [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] WHITE PEOPLE LOVE THE RULES
SO MUCH THAT WE WILL GO
ON POLICE RIDE-ALONGS… FOR FUN. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW WHITE THAT IS? DO YOU EVER TRY TO EXPLAIN
THAT TO BLACK PEOPLE LIKE, “YEAH, I CALL THE PRECINCT. “I SAY, ‘HEY, THIS IS NEAL. “I’M WHITE, AND I’D LIKE TO GO
FOR A RIDE-ALONG.’ “THEY SEND OVER A SQUAD CAR. “I GET IN THE BACK SEAT,
WHICH IS FUN FOR ME ‘CAUSE WHAT OTHER OPPORTUNITY
WOULD I HAVE TO DO THAT?” [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ LAUGHTER ]

97 thoughts on “Neal Brennan – Women and Black Dudes – White People Can’t Relax

  1. This idiot thinks he's going to suck to blacks, he'd going to find out the hard way… "what, you saying blacks lazy?"

  2. This is a comedy show you know and he is a comic , I guess he is right white people cant relax or take a joke either oh well !

  3. Mc lovin what kind name is that, sounds like a fat guy who eats too much mc donalds , do me a favor put down your fifth big mac and lighten up smile more !

  4. white people care about the rules? Since when? 21 century america? Did people already forget all the revolutions in europe? What about the american revolution all because the taxes were raised by a bit. Did people forget about the vikings or the entire medieval age. What a silly notion and quite contradictory. He did mention one thing that was right, we cant relax. The plethora of civil unrest and unrelenting violence against authority is proof of that.

  5. I thought this was going to stink before I watched it.  Now I know in part why Chappelle's Show was so awesome.

  6. he must be talkin about white people 30 years old and up. most white ppl around my age are hella cool. #90sBaby

  7. I wonder whether Chappelle stole the white person laugh from Neal, or Neal stole it from Chappelle. It's the same one they used for the white reporter character.

  8. this type of sketch was always dave chapelles, neal never wrougt for him. neal and dave did the chapelle show together, but stand up is all dave

  9. You're not white. You're clearly disgustingly jewish. Look at your rat ears and doe eyes and downturned nose. Disgusting.

  10. So this is one of the funny guys that sold out his "buddy" (the real) Dave Chappelle right before he ran off to Africa to escape this comedy plantation. I don't know how these industry producers look at themselves in the mirror after awhile. smh 🤐

  11. They love to fuck with White people then when the White people snap they stand back with their hands up like what is wrong with you man? Are you a racist? They love that sort of 3rd grade classroom bullshit.

  12. I've never once EVER heard a black comedian not mention White people in their act. It's to the point that I don't even watch because I'm tired of against White folks racism being accepted. It's boring.

  13. Michael Jackson sucked a kids dick and dangled his baby over a balcony yet he's still played on the radio. Jared jerked off to kiddie porn and he's in prison. Against White people racism is never addressed and when it is mockery seems to be the default response?

  14. "You ever notice that different people are different from other people?"   "Damn".   "They like do shit different from other people".    "That shit is crazy".  "You ever notice that shit?"

  15. this was great. white people and black people have different cultures and it's cool to let loose and just laugh about it. sometimes you offend people for just pointing out their race.

  16. whitey got tattle-tale, sadist, pervert, boring, and coward in their DNA. they hide their corniness with sadism. It's an odd mix.

  17. I can literally imagine Dave Chapell doing this joke. From delivery to reenacting. You can see they spend a lot of time together writing jokes and such

  18. Black dudes expect white dudes to be scared of them but when they see that there not they try acting all friendly. They cant take a joke. Just loon at snoop dogg roast. This dude must be a jew.

  19. If you're white and don't have black freinds, get some. Win/Win, they're the best freinds you'll ever have. Kid you not.

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