National School Walkout – SNL

National School Walkout – SNL


>>>ALL RIGHT, CLASS.
I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ALL PARTICIPATING IN TODAY’S WALKOUT
AND I JUST WANT TO SAY I SUPPORT YOU.
>>THANKS, MR. H. WE’RE GOING TO JOIN MILLIONS OF
STUDENTS WHO ARE STANDING UP FOR WHAT’S RIGHT.
>>SO IT’S BEEN SO COOL ORGANIZING OUR SCHOOL PROTEST
WITH YOU.>>YEAH, I HAD A GREAT TIME
WORKING WITH YOU, MEGAN.>>YEAH, I THINK WE MAKE A GREAT
TEAM.>>OH, NO, DON’T MAKE EYE
CONTACT AND RUB THE SHOULDER AT ONCE, AND OKAY, IT’S HAPPENING.
>>IT’S 12:00, EVERYBODY STAND UP!
>>NO WAIT. MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T STAND UP
RIGHT NOW.>>YOU DON’T WANT TO STAND UP
AGAINST GUN VIOLENCE?>>NOT AT THIS SPECIFIC MOMENT.
WHERE I’M WEARING MESH SHORTS.>>GERALD, WHAT’S WRONG?
WE HAD A PLAN. LET’S DO JUST LIKE YOU SAID,
LET’S STAND TALL AND WALK OUT LEADING WITH OUR PELVIS.
>>I HATE THAT I WAS SO SPECIFIC.
OKAY, NEW IDEA. INSTEAD OF A WALKOUT, LET’S DO A
LIEDOWN.>>LIEDOWN?
HOW DOES THAT WORK?>>WELL, TO PROTEST, WE ALL
LIE FACEDOWN ON THE FLOOR, THEN WE KIND OF WRITHE AROUND, YOU
KNOW, UNTIL IT’S GONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>KIDS, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON WITH GERALD BUT I
THOUGHT THE ROOM WOULD BE EMPTY BY NOW AND I TIMED MY
E-CIG BREAK FOR THE WALKOUT. SO WALK OUT.
>>WAIT, WAIT. I THINK MY PROBLEM’S GOING AWAY.
>>THAT’S GREAT, MAN.>>AND IT’S BACK.
AND I LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF.
>>I THINK IT’S PRETTY CLEAR WHAT’S GOING ON WITH GERALD.
>>OH, NO, WHAT DO YOU GOT LIKE A SIDE VIEW OR SOMETHING?
>>GERALD THINKS THAT THE MEDIA HAS BEEN GIVING ALL THE COVERAGE
TO WHITE SCHOOLS.>>OH, YES, YES.
I LIKE THIS, YES, YES.>>IGNORING THE PEOPLE OF COLOR
WHO FACE VIOLENCE AT HIGHER INCIDENCES.
>>YES, THEY DO FACE THAT, KEEP TALKING, THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS
GOOD.>>GREAT, THEN GERALD, YOU LEAD
THIS DIALOGUE ON RACE. STAND UP WITHOUT HOLDING ANY
BOOKS OR JACKETS IN FRONT OF YOU, AND YOU MARCH STRAIGHT DOWN
TO THURGOOD MARSHALL PUBLIC HIGH, AND YOU SAY, FELLAS, I
KNOW THIS THING IS HARD AND UPSETTING AND IT’S PRETTY DARN
CROOKED. BUT IF WE ROLL UP OUR SLEEVES,
WE CAN BEAT IT TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I’M GOING TO PASS.>>LISTEN, FRIENDS.
I KNOW I’M JUST FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT.
BUT IN SWEDEN, WE HAVE NO GUNS. NO SHOOTINGS.
NO SUNLIGHT. WE SIT YEAR ROUND IN TOTAL
DARKNESS EATING FISH THAT IS ROTTEN ON PURPOSE.
SO AMERICA SHOULD JUST BECOME LIKE SWEDEN.
AN ICE-COVERED NATION OF 1,200 PEOPLE AND ONE GIANT.
>>COME ON GUYS, IF WE DON’T BAND TOGETHER, WHAT’S NEXT?
TRAINING TEACHERS TO USE FIREARMS?
>>OKAY, I’LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. IN ADDITION TO TEACHING HISTORY,
GYM, THEN DRIVING YOU ALL HOME ON THE BUS, I’M SPREAD SO THIN
I’VE HAD TO TEACH MYSELF TO MICRO-NAP.
[ SNORING ] SEAT BELTS!
>>ISN’T ANYONE WORRIED THIS WALKOUT COULD GET US IN TROUBLE?
THIS COULD GO ON MY PERMANENT RECORD!
I WON’T GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL, AND MY MOTHER WILL
DISOWN ME, BECAUSE I’M NOT MY PERFECT SISTER!
WHO DIED! AND THAT’S THE MONOLOGUE I’M
USING FOR THE AUDITION FOR THE THEATER PROGRAM AT CONNECTICUT
COLLEGE IN NEW LONDON.>>LOOK, GUYS.
I SUPPORT THE WALKOUT, JUST NOT TODAY.
>>YEAH, I AGREE. NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS
HAPPENING ON 4 VSH 20, AND FRANKLY, I’M DOUBLE-BOOKED.
>>I KNOW WHY GERALD’S SITTING. BECAUSE HE’S NOT A SNOWFLAKE.
>>OH, NO, LANCE.>>YES, LANCE.
EQUAL TIME. I’LL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME
MY OLD MAN TOOK ME HUNTING. I WAS SUCH A BABY.
I WANTED TO STAY HOME, WRAP A TOWEL AROUND MY WAIST, AND PLAY
LADY RESTAURANT. INSTEAD HE DRAGGED ME WEEPING
INTO THE WOODS AND MADE ME STAND THERE IN THE RAIN HOLDING AN
AR-15 UNTIL I TURNED A GOPHER INTO RED DUST.
TWO YEARS LATER WHEN I FINALLY SPOKE AGAIN I SAID, GUNS!
[ LAUGHTER ]>>LANCE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
THE COUNSELOR?>>OH, YEAH!
>>GERALD, COME ON. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LEAVE
POLICY UP TO A BUNCH OF OLD WHITE GUYS?
>>NO, I DON’T EVEN LIKE OLD PEOPLE.
I DON’T THINK THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE.
I MEAN, I DON’T MEAN TO CAUSE TROUBLE BUT YOU DON’T GET TO
ORDER FOR THE TABLE IF YOU’RE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE RESTAURANT.
>>THAT’S AGEIST! IT REALLY OFFENDS ME.
I WORK AT A HOME FOR THE ELDERLY AND I GO EVERY TUESDAY AND I
HOLD THEIR FRAIL HANDS. AND SOME OF THEM THEIR SKIN IS
PAPER THIN, THEIR CARTILAGE LIKE FIRM JELLY.
UNDERNEATH YOU CAN FEEL THEIR BONES.
>>OH, KEEP GOING, THE PROBLEM’S GOING AWAY.
OKAY, WE CAN WALK IN THREE, TWO — OH, HI, PRINCIPAL
ANDERSON.>>EVERY OTHER CLASSROOM IS
OUTSIDE. WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?
>>SORRY, I HAD TO DELAY US A LITTLE BIT.
>>OH, SO YOU ARE THE LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER.
HUH? SO YOU’RE THE LITTLE BAD BOY.
>>OH — NO, BACK WITH A VENGEANCE —
>>HUH? YOU’RE THE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY,
NAUGHTY, NASTY — HOLD ON, I GOT TO STEP ON THIS BUG WITH MY
STILETTO HEEL.>>AND IT TOOK CARE OF ITSELF
THE OTHER WAY, ALL RIGHT. LET’S WALK OUT, EVERYBODY!

100 thoughts on “National School Walkout – SNL

  1. The best acting in this skit was done by Kate McKinnon, and she didn't even have major part in it! She's an eye magnet whenever she's in view of the camera.

  2. For anyone who is saying that his hair is different, I think it’s because they have a filter to make it older looking

  3. Hey anonymous people of YouTube I need help:

    I like a guy but I've never talked to him and this girls I really dont like dibsed him (if that counts) and she says they're dating and she knows I like him. What do I do

  4. Great. Make a stereotype of all hunters as evil tyrants toting guns and shooting everything. I get that allready at school.

  5. Another thing about anti white people written by white people, with a cast of almost completely white people, and a caricature of immigrants

  6. Just tuck the boner into your underwear waistband so its flush against your belly and pull your pants waist line up to your belly button. Problem solved

  7. The real sketch description should have been “at this national school walkout, you never know what problems will erect.”

  8. The first time I watched this sketch I didn’t understand the “it took care of itself the other way” line. Oh how young I was, how innocent.

  9. The politically correctness is killing me…
    And the hunter thing is bullshit, nobody is going to kill a gopher with an AR-15. I know this is supposed to be funny but it’s really not. It just shows how mislead society has become.

  10. Correction! In sweden we have more guns more shootings and no sunlight, america shouldn’t become like sweden. A socialist ”utopia” with no law enforcement and mothers getting shot in the streets at midday holding their babies in their arms.

  11. “2 years later when I finally spoke again I said GUNS!!”
    “Lance, would u like to see the councler?”
    “Oh yeah”

  12. “I’ll never forget the first time my old man took me hunting. I was such a baby. I wanted to stay home and wrap a towel around my waist and play Lady Restaurant. Instead, he dragged me weeping into the woods and made me stand there in the rain holding an AR-15 until I turned a gopher into red dust. Two years later, when I finally spoke again, I said, ‘GUNS!’” 😂

  13. The AR-15 is the US-democrats bigfoot. Nobody has ever seen one in nature and the picture they have of it, is probably false.

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