Macron Breaks With Trump In Front Of Congress

Macron Breaks With Trump In Front Of Congress


WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU’RE EXCITED, I’M EXCITED. IT’S BEEN AN EXCITING WEEK FOR
DONALD TRUMP, BECAUSE HE’S HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH HIS NEW
BEST BUDDY, FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON. ( LAUGHTER )
THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER CONSTANTLY WITH THE SHOVELING, AND THE
HOLDING HANDS, AND THE FOREPLAY. WELL, TODAY, TRUMP’S NEW BEST
FRIEND, HIS CHERE-AMIE, ADDRESSED A JOINT SESSION OF
CONGRESS, AND HE REMINDED EVERYONE ASSEMBLED OF THE LONG
HISTORY OF FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN OUR NATIONS. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YES, IT CAN. IT REMINDS ME THAT BEN FRANKLIN
WOULD BONE ANYTHING THAT MOVES. ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH. VOLTAIRE WAS A CHEAP DATE. BUT THEN THE SPEECH TOOK A
SHOCKINGLY HONEST TURN, WHEN HE THREW SHADE AT TRUMP’S “AMERICA
FIRST” POLICY.>>WE CAN CHOOSE ISOLATIONISM,
>>Stephen: OOOH! DOES THAT STING, DONALD? SOMEBODY CALL A FRENCH AMBULANCE
TO TAKE YOU TO LE BURN WARD! “DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TWO OF THEM. AND, YOU KNOW HOW MACRON’S
B.F.F. TRUMP HAS REPEATEDLY SAID THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS A FRAUD? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT’S THE REAL
FRAUD? THEIR FRIENDSHIP.>>Stephen: UH, YES, THERE IS. IT’S CALLED MARS. AND ELON MUSK IS GOING TO FLY US
THERE. AND WE WILL ALL BE EATING MATT
DAMON’S POOP POTATOES. POOP POTATO. (BLEEP). BUT MACRON WAS OPTIMISTIC THAT
EVENTUALLY, AMERICA WOULD JOIN THE REST OF THE WORLD IN
FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE.>>I AM SURE, ONE DAY, THE
UNITED STATES WILL COME BACK AND JOIN THE PARIS AGREEMENT.>>Stephen: YES, ONE DAY, EVERY
AMERICAN WILL BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING, FROM THE SHORES OF
COLORADO ALL THE WAY TO THE BEACHES OF MISSOURI. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FROM SEA TO SHINING– I DON’T
KNOW ABOUT THE SHINING SEA. AND YOU KNOW HOW THE IRAN
NUCLEAR DEAL IS “THE WORST OF ALL TIME”? WELL, GUESS WHO LIKES IT?>>THERE IS EXISTING FRAMEWORK
CALLED THE J.C.P.O.A. TO CONTROL THE NUCLEAR ACTIVITY OF IRAN. WE SIGNED IT, BOTH THE UNITED
STATES AND FRANCE. THAT IS WHY WE CANNOT SAY WE
SHOULD GET RID OF IT LIKE THAT. FRANCE WILL NOT LEAVE THE
J.C.P.O.A., BECAUSE WE SIGNED IT.>>Stephen: OH, HONEY. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE AMERICA SIGNED SOMETHING, WE WON’T
LEAVE IT? WHY DON’T YOU TALK THAT OVER
WITH FIRST LADY IVANA TRUMP? THIS IS A TRUE, TRUE BETRAYAL,
BECAUSE LAST NIGHT, MACRON AND HIS WIFE ATTENDED TRUMP’S
FIRST-EVER STATE DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE. FIRST LADY, MELANIA TRUMP,
PLANNED THE ENTIRE EVENING, AND IT LOOKED MAGICAL. CONGRATULATIONS, MADAME FIRST
LADY. SHE’S GETTING RAVE REVIEWS,
SPECIFICALLY, FROM OUR RAVING PRESIDENT, WHO TWEETED, “DOT
AT-FLOTUS DID A SPECTACULAR JOB HOSTING THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
AT EMMANUEL MACRON AND HIS WIFE BRIGITTE. EVERY DETAIL WAS DONE TO
PERFECTION. THE STATE DINING ROOM NEVER
LOOKED MORE BEAUTIFUL, AND WASHINGTON IS ABUZZ OVER WHAT AN
INCREDIBLE JOB MELANIA DID.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S ONE– MELANIA FANS. I’LL SAY THIS, IT IS ONE OF THE
THINGS THAT WASHINGTON IS ABUZZ ABOUT RIGHT NOW. “DID YOU HEAR? TRUMP’S UNDER CRIMINAL
INVESTIGATION FOR COLLABORATING WITH RUSSIA, AND THEY RAIDED HIS
LAWYER’S OFFICE, AND NOW HIS LAWYER MIGHT FLIP ON HIM. AND DID YOU SEE THOSE
CENTERPIECES AT THE DINNER? THEY WERE NICE.” BUT THE EVENING WAS A SMASHING
SUCCESS, AND CRITICS ARE PRAISING MELANIA FOR INCLUDING
INSPIRATION FROM FRENCH CULTURE, INCLUDING THE MENU– WHICH
CONSISTED OF AMERICAN CUISINE WITH A FRENCH TWIST– AS WELL AS
HER GOWN, WHICH CAME FROM THAT MOST FRENCH OF ALL FASHION
HOUSES: CHANEL. MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP PAID
TRIBUTE TO FRENCH CULTURE WITH HIS LOVE OF CASUAL ADULTERY. ( LAUGHTER )
SPEAKING– ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS. THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS.

100 thoughts on “Macron Breaks With Trump In Front Of Congress

  1. I lost respect for colbert when he minimized climate change by calling it global warming which is misleading. Shame on you colbert – with your platform you should be educating people.

  2. I dont have any doubt that Trump is a bad president and a bad person but his presidency will help us cherish sane presidents like Obama and Clinton and to some extent the Bushes more. So there I see a plus.

  3. its a sad sad day when the president of france is a stronger example of leadership than the president of the USA, only a trump could pull that off

  4. your days are numbered Colbert.
    Kayne has let the jack out of the box
    people will soon wake and realize they can be free of their mental prisons.
    Seriously,ask yourself :
    is Coldbert for America and all thing American or is he against???
    Is he for globalism ie: the death of all things American and indeed the very notion of nation states,or against?
    TRUMP WILL BRING N&S KOREA TOGETHER AND THUS PEACE IN THE REGION
    THEN
    TRUMP WILL THEN DO THE SAME WITH IRAN
    GOD BLESS THE WORLD

  5. This is funny, Trump wants good relationship with Russia, he's colluding. Stands up to north Korea creates atmosphere where dialogue is started between NK and other countries, stands up to the inequality of trade between the US and China, tries to secure borders which are illegally being breached every day. Gets along with the French PM, and you still can't cast smallest light on anything positive he's done, he would have to open the borders and go facilitate the assination of the leader of another country like Bush and Obama to gain the support of these liberal self appointed guardians of the "status quo", sad.

  6. President Trump Continues Attack on Tree: I Know Things That Would End Its Career.
    In his counter-White House Correspondents Dinner speech, the president made threats against the tree from France as anger over his reported bromance with Macron continues.

  7. I know Stephen is joking, but his responses to Macron make it seem as though Colbert is defending Drumpf. Causing raucous laughter after a serious point is made creates the illusion that the serious point should not be taken seriously. This in turn affects mindsets, which affects voters, which affects elections.
    Mock Drumpf; do not mock countries still attempting to be diplomatic with your effed up nation.

  8. pore Colbert howe are "the war in north korea" doing woops peace talks howe did obama do in Irak/Afganistan Woops still a war and Stephen frinde bush the one dude that should be a war criminal hhhmmmm

  9. i think colbert is truly special in his perfect ability to capture the absurdity of politics in a way that "serious" news cannot ever hope to – and its commendable that colbert is actually JOINING the trump administration as a consultant according to recent sources; i think colbert will really make things better he is amazing 💯💯💯💯

  10. Personally, I'm a Trump supporter, so I disagree with the politics of this video, but I still found it very funny. Thanks Stephen!

  11. I love it every time he quotes Donald! Much french "Voltaire-kisses" from Germany 😘 😘 😘

  12. Trump cannot respect a 40 years old man whose wife is 65 and whose fortune is less important than his.He did not check Merkel ' s hand because German economy is in good health and exports its big cars and tools-machines.
    He cannot be jealous of a country like France which only sells wines, and fragrances to the USA .

  13. Adultery…Is very French culture. Adultery with hush paying money and lies is very American culture. lol

  14. thing is i do not think "the Dumpf" is smart enough to catch that dig on his backwards thinking. too subtle for him!!!

  15. I seriously love you so much Stephen. You are so smart and have your head screwed on straight. Keep talking truth because I am tired of the hate in this world that Donald trump brought. I just want ppl to be happy and loved and for me to feel safe having my Peruvian husband here. I have worked 60-70 hours a week since getting out of high school because my parents couldn't afford the cost of even driving me to college. My husband has a masters in applied physics from the us and a degree in industrial engineering from Peru. We both have worked hard and are now working on having him immigrate here. The costs to immigrate are outrageous! I want to know my husband and kids will be safe in this country, and that ALL hard working people and IMMIGRANTS can move here and feel safe. I grew up in a Mexican-American community, and they are amazing hard-working people! So take your racist bullshit elsewhere Trump!

  16. I really think Macron should work on his accent… like, loosen it up a bit? I don't know, it's a bit weird that he's trying to have that forced hybrid of american and french accent. And I'm a frog btw.

  17. The thing is that Macron is right to say what he says about global warming.For example in France we're making garbage sorting for years now,it annoys everyone but we do it anyway for the good of the ecosystem through recycling.And in Germany(i live on the german border) they are even more Advanced on this point than we(for example in Germany each alu can,glass bottle or plastic bottle is taxed and cost 25eurocent more than normal price if we want to recover the money we have no other choice than to bring them back).At home we have three garbage bags one for plastics one for papers and one for organic waste and for glass and batteries we have to move ourselves to throw it in a container.For old furnitures and major household waste we have in all municipalities a waste disposal center with recovery containers
    What are you waiting for ?big disasters, the end of the world or what?there is no planet b
    pls forgive my bad English but i try doing my best!

  18. Uhh, Mr. Coblêêr – one of the books I enjoy reading refers to people like you as "mockers" and the wise who do not indulge in mockery.  Have this despicable little specimen ever had a proper conversation? That is doubtful however, as he simply would not know how.

  19. Oh, you don't know what "blêr" might mean – it is in my language the continuous bleating of sheep. Don't worry, I'm not calling you an animal, besides, no sheep would put up with such a comparison.

  20. Hi guys, I'm french but don't mind me I'm just lost on youtube, I was just wondering what the hell is wrong with our ambulance siren ?? I mean those things roll man.. They roll !! (btw if you got the reference, I'll let you know that we're waiting for season 6 back here and that you better hurry god damnit..)

  21. The problem is that french people have a complex when talking To American. We feel underneath , here macaron waw above in terms of words but underneath in terms of the message conveyed .

  22. OMG! YES! STEPHEN! 3! NOTICE ME COLBIE!!! 3! 3! 3! I AM THE GAY AUTISTIC Q GUY THAT TAUGHT THE WORLD HOW TO LEARN!

  23. HOLY SHIT! STEPHIE HAD THE 2! AND STEPHIES 3 SHOWED UP IN THE FORM OF A 1 IN THE FORM OF TRUMP STARTING HIS TWEET WITH A PERIOD!!!

  24. Macron, despite his position has a terrible accent. But it's sometimes the little words like "One day" that makes him seem so french, or socialist(he isn't) or Jamaican (no can do either), and too optimistic altogether since all agreements have been revoked. And we even heard from attempts to deal with Germany, apparently 11 times, as if Merkel represented Poland or something (Those made deals outside of Europe after they joined), or as if Trump was a halfwit. It would be bad form to claim sexual harassment, but 11 demands are harassement !

  25. Even Trump is not as stupid as Macron, the Caliph of the ISF (Islamic State of France), who is letting Muslims to spread their hate filled ideology. I think Macron is the more dangerous idiot.

  26. Le 7 mai 2017, la France fatiguée a élu, de guerre lasse, son Barack Obama blanc, son Justin Trudeau intellectuel, son petit prince survendu par la réclame. Emmanuel Macron dit vouloir combattre le "monde ancien" : ce dernier a, dans les faits, rempilé pour cinq ans. Le président de la République a recyclé les mêmes technocrates, la même élite coupée du peuple, les mêmes utopistes et leur idéal post-national, les mêmes fanatiques du conformisme et de ses âneries. "Toute époque finit en mascarade" a écrit le génial moraliste colombien Nicolás Gómez Dávila. Ce recueil est la chronique hebdomadaire de la lente décrépitude de la politique, qui a abouti à la fausse révolution macronienne. Parce qu'elle repose sur du sable, elle est promise à l'échec. Tout est à reconstruire, dans la résistance et la reconquête. Ceci est l'affaire des Français. La colère est bonne conseillère.
    https://amzn.to/2RFk4aO

  27. Can the Trump administration borrow Macron to make Trump behave? It seems Macron can talk to Trump's reptilian brain thru handshake duel and get Trump's focused attention!!! I also tip my hat to Melania for having more diplomatic flair than Trump. Do consider a minor political career once Trump is in jail or sick from excessive diet soda!!!

  28. America will again join the Paris Agreement when get rid of the narcissistic mad man, trump, and get a real President again

  29. France applauds the sanctions imposed on Russia, for the incorporation of Crimea into Russian territory; but he has no qualms about keeping New Caledonia as a colony! If Macron does not object to the decision of the colonial people of New Caledonia to remain part of France, because Macron applauds the sanctions against Russia, if both peoples, Crimea and New Caledonia, expressed their wish to be part of Russia and France, respectively? The West does not say anything about France and its colony, but, protest because 90% of the Crimean population, wants to be part of Russia! Here we can clearly see the hypocrisy of the West, its pretexts, towards Russia. The truth is that the cause of the sanctions is the sick desire of Citibank, among other Western banks, to also take control of Russia.

  30. TÔI XIN CHÀO VÀ XIN CHÚC ANH MC VUI VẼ NHE . LÂU QUÁ MỚI GẶP ANH XUẤT HIỆN LẠI TRÊN YOUTUBE ĐÓ NHE .

  31. This constant Trump bashing is ridiculous and childish. Get over it. Anti-Trump people have become so brainwashed watching their MSM news that they have no idea what accomplishments this presidency has achieved. These late shows are only a soap box for the radical far left ideology. Colbert shows how shallow he is and should be embarrassed. It's unbelievable how ignorant of the facts these anti-Trump people are. I've seen plenty of interviews done with leftists and they are unable to cite real examples of what they criticize Trump for. All they do is regurgitate what they've been told to say. (I hope I didn't use too many big syllable words for you leftist Democrats).

  32. 叔叔,你後交的朋友不夠真,没约烏鸦来西域天藏同席聚餐,,,?,鸽子比较夠真心而伝解譯约餐,若有大典会有烏鸦入席嗎,,,?。
    对了,哪位採訪者好像不背聖经餐章,,,?。

  33. Planet B is called 16x!
    Where all the Rich people are going, to leave the middle class and poor on this planet!
    To face what is about to happen here, on Planet A!

  34. Damn, if there was in any universe where we could swap leaders I'd rather have Macron than our witless corrupt malignant narcissistic dipshit "president" we're stuck with now.

  35. Dang he is inspiring ! At least he admits the global warming ? The republican people don't even acknowledge that it's a problem ! They do have excellent beaches in Missouri ! Most definitely ! By the way the girls on the dating site are trafficked ! So you only conspiring to commit international human trafficking ! Congrats ! Impressive ! I'm good ! I'm always good ! Thank you no ! It's the unicorn it's it's Nathan ! No other girl can even ever compare ! Obviously !

  36. French President teaching Donald trump.thats a first from.what we were told trump a dumb idiot and loud mouth bully.it reminds me of tv advert buy one get one free .which one lol .roll.on 2020.and sweet in new president who.has sanity.

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