Lie Witness News – Canada is America’s 51st State

Lie Witness News – Canada is America’s 51st State


JIMMY KIMMEL: The NBA Finals. This is the first ever final
between the US and Canada, which, of course, is fun. But I want to point something
out that’s been bothering me. And it’s the
Raptors team slogan. Have you heard it? We the North. You see it everywhere. And besides it being bothersome
from a grammar standpoint, Toronto is not the north. Let me show you here. Maine is the north. Montana is the north. Toronto is part of Canada. And you know what
part of Canada it is? It’s the south part of Canada. I don’t know why I
have to point this out, but Canada is its own country,
which Mexico doesn’t say, We the South, right, Guillermo? GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ:
That’s right, Jimmy, yes. JIMMY KIMMEL: That’s right. So, anyway, I thought we could
maybe have some fun with this. So we went out on the
street here in Hollywood. And we asked pedestrians for
their reactions to the news that Canada had just
become our 51st state. And of course, that
did not happen. That’s preposterous. But did that stop people
from weighing in on it? Let’s find out in
tonight’s Canada edition of live witness news. [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] INTERVIEWER: How did
you react to the news when you heard Canada’s
becoming a 51st state? WOMAN: Surprised. Honestly, I was a
little surprised by it. I didn’t know they
wanted to be part of it. But if they want to become
part of the United States, if they’re willing to help
us out, we can help them, I don’t see what the problem is. INTERVIEWER: What was your
reaction to first hearing that Canada’s becoming
the 51st state? MAN: I was actually shocked. From all the countries
they could choose from, they went with Canada. So that was kind of
surprising to me. INTERVIEWER: What
does Canada have to benefit now that they’re
going to be a 51st state? MAN: Our freedoms. And– INTERVIEWER: One other
thing about America. MAN: Our guns? I don’t know. INTERVIEWER: A study said
that every American’s going to save an average of
$1,000 on maple syrup a year– MAN: OK. INTERVIEWER: –because
the lack of tariffs. Are you excited about that? MAN: I’m looking forward to it. I’m a big maple syrup fan. INTERVIEWER: Where
were you when you found out the news that
Canada is becoming a state? MAN: I was drinking
coffee at Starbucks and watching in my phone,
social media stuff. So I was like, wow,
that’s very shocking. INTERVIEWER: Were other
people watching in Starbucks? MAN: Yeah, they actually were. And they were actually–
some were kind of mad, because I heard them
cursing, and then the other ones were laughing,
and other ones just shocked. INTERVIEWER: It
sounds like chaos. MAN: It kind of felt like,
but everybody’s drinking coffee at the same time. INTERVIEWER: Where
did you watch the coin toss where Donald Trump chose
between Puerto Rico and Canada? MAN: I was actually
at that point at home and drinking coffee. And I almost spit
the coffee out. So I thought it
was so hilarious. Yeah. So that was pretty funny. INTERVIEWER: Can you describe it
to people who’ve never seen it? MAN: Yeah. He was like all nice,
smooth with his suit, with the power tie. Then he just went boom with
one hand and it went up. I don’t know– I lost count
how many times it went up. And then it went back into down. So it was pretty funny. WOMAN: Welcome, Canada,
to the United States. MAN: Welcome, Canada. We love all you guys. WOMAN: Canada, welcome
to the United States. I thought you was
a state all along. Sorry! MAN: Welcome, Canada. And let’s make
Canada great again. [MUSIC PLAYING] JIMMY KIMMEL: All right.

100 thoughts on “Lie Witness News – Canada is America’s 51st State

  1. Even Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" didn't have this many stupid people. Which edge of the Earth would these folks most like to visit?

  2. Hey, California and New York: if y'all wanna become part of Canada, we'd welcome you with open arms. The other 48 states need not apply.

  3. Canadians: "I feel bad for America"
    Americans: "I don't think about you at all."

    This video is proof. Canadians think about Americans, watch American media, get so much knowledge about the US whereas Canadians don't produce enough content to make headlines. Imagine asking a Canadian about Mexico or any other country (not the US). They'd be just as stupid.

  4. People from Canada are pretty cute like Robin Schbatsky & Chris Benoit 🇨🇦❤️💁🏻👏😀🙃😁🌃🌇🌉😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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    O Canada

  6. Alberta and maybe Saskatchewan and NE British Columbia become the 51st state but the rest of Canada is is too liberal!

  7. Its clearly a marketing stratagem to get more fans from across Canada. Too bad basketball is only eighth most popular sport in Canada.

  8. Why are people in the comments acting like this is not obviously fake an staged? Is this the phenomenon they are trying to make fun of at work?

  9. LOL! AHAHAHA I Especially loved the dude who described the Starbucks "episode" and then how he spit out his coughing at home. Lol He was like, "Oh I lost count…" He lost count of how much bullshit he was slinging!

  10. Watch a half dozen or so of these Lie Witness News bits, then tell me you have ANY hope for the future of this retarded population. If you have the funds, leave now.

  11. First it was funny to watch these poor stupid people, but now it's just sad and annoying 😑 I've never thought there are so many ignorant people on this beautiful planet

  12. Everyone please note how the one trump supporter was covered in acid wash denim. Further proof these people are idiots.

  13. Wow!🤯
    I would love to see the people they ask that call it out as an INSANE question! And I'll bet that some of the morons that believed the lie didn't want to be on camera.. Could they have possibly been more stupid?!!

  14. I've finally concluded that these might be not exactly scripted but made up to get the funny results they're looking for.

  15. American woman, come and live with me-ee
    American woman, I can set you free-ee
    We don't need your Trump regime
    Or his lies and war machine
    So woman, what's it gonna be-ee
    American woman, time to be set free-eeee

  16. I can't believe most people in North America are this stupid and uneducated, this is such good entertainment yet, sad at the same time.

  17. dear fellow americans, you do not want canada to be part of the US. trust me. sincerely, an american currently studying in canada.

  18. Would rather the U.S. became part of Canada. Dump the dirty American politicians in a prison in the Southwest, free the kidnapped families, tax the wealthy and get some healthcare.

  19. you guys say it like a Statement, and like it's an informative context , I think if we were in that situation and didn't know abt this youtube channel, we would also do the same,…..

  20. Trump voters. "Your president won't steal from you or your children. He doesn't lie cheat or steal! He's not an ass hole or greedy or cruel." Look at these liars.

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