Does Trump Understand How Elections Work?

Does Trump Understand How Elections Work?


ON THE OTHER SIDE, FLORIDA IS
STILL A MESS. YOU’LL RECALL ON ELECTION NIGHT
THAT THE WINNERS IN THE SUNSHINE STATE WERE REPUBLICANS RON
DESANTIS AND RICK SCOTT. BUT THE VOTE TALLY WAS SO CLOSE
THAT FLORIDA HAS BEGUN AUTOMATIC RECOUNTS IN BOTH THE SENATE AND
GOVERNOR’S RACES. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
RECOUNT. HUGE RECOUNT FANS. RIGHT NOW, WE DON’T KNOW WHO
WON. OF COURSE, THIS IS FLORIDA, SO
ONCE THEY FACTOR THE WRITE-IN VOTES, WE MIGHT BE LOOKING AT
SENATOR GATOR WEARING SUNGLASSES. ( LAUGHTER )
STRONG ON DEFENSE. NOW THE RECOUNTERS SAY THEY’LL
HAVE RESULTS BY THURSDAY. THURSDAY… THIS IS SO NERVE-WRACKING, IT’S
LIKE WAITING FOR RESULTS FROM THE DOCTOR. “YES, WE HAVE YOUR LAB WORK
BACK, AND I’M SORRY… YOU HAVE DESANTIS. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’LL WANT TO CALL ALL YOUR PREVIOUS PARTNERS AND LET THEM
KNOW.” ( LAUGHTER )
REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN SKEPTICAL OF THE RECOUNT. ONE G.O.P. CONGRESSMAN SAID,
“FOR ALL I KNOW, THEY’RE STILL COUNTING BALLOTS FOR AL GORE
BACK THERE!” ( LAUGHTER )
HEY, THAT’S NOT FUNNY! THEY ARE. ( LAUGHTER )
HANG IN THERE, AL. HANG IN THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
AND THIS MORNING, TRUMP TWEETED: (AS TRUMP): “THE FLORIDA
ELECTION SHOULD BE CALLED IN FAVOR OF RICK SCOTT AND RON
DESANTIS, IN THAT LARGE NUMBERS OF NEW BALLOTS SHOWED UP OUT OF
NOWHERE, AND MANY BALLOTS ARE MISSING OR FORGED. AN HONEST VOTE COUNT IS NO
LONGER POSSIBLE. BALLOTS MASSIVELY INFECTED. MUST GO WITH ELECTION NIGHT!”
GO WITH ELECTION NIGHT? ( BOOING )
YOU CAN’T JUST PICK THE TIME THAT WAS BEST FOR YOU. (AS TRUMP): “MY TEAM WAS UP IN
THE SEVENTH INNING, THEN I WENT TO BED, AND WHEN I WOKE UP, THEY
HAD LOST. AN HONEST SCORE IS NO LONGER
POSSIBLE! ( LAUGHTER )
MUST GO WITH SEVENTH INNING!” AND THESE AREN’T VOTES “OUT OF
NOWHERE,” THEY’RE ABSENTEE BALLOTS. IN FACT: FLORIDA ACCEPTS
OVERSEAS AND MILITARY BALLOTS THROUGH NOV. 16, MEANING THAT
TRUMP’S PLAN WOULD DISENFRANCHISE MILITARY SERVICE
MEMBERS AND AMERICANS ABROAD. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CELEBRATE
VETERANS DAY BY TAKING AWAY THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE. YOU CELEBRATE BY POSTING A
PICTURE OF YOUR HOT GRANDPA IN WORLD WAR II ON INSTAGRAM AND
RAKING IN THE LIKES! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MEANWHILE, IN ARIZONA’S SENATE RACE, AFTER TRAILING ON ELECTION
NIGHT, DEMOCRAT KYRSTEN SINEMA NOW LEADS REPUBLICAN MARTHA
MCSALLY BY 1.5 PERCENTAGE POINTS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ARIZONA HAS A HEATED RACE, BUT IT’S A DRY HEAT. SO, PRETTY COMFORTABLE. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE WELCOME. BUT UNLIKE FLORIDA, BOTH SIDES
IN THIS ELECTION ARE SAYING EVERY BALLOT SHOULD BE COUNTED. IT’S BEEN SLOW BECAUSE 75% OF
THE STATE’S ELECTORATE VOTES BY MAIL. THE OTHER 25% OF ARIZONANS
WHISPER THEIR VOTE INTO A DREAMCATCHER. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, THERE WAS A BRIEF CONTROVERSY ABOUT WHAT TO DO
ABOUT SOME OF THE VOTES BECAUSE SIGNATURES DIDN’T MATCH, BUT A
COURT RESOLVED THE ISSUE. TRUMP STILL FREAKED OUT,
TWEETING, “JUST OUT– IN ARIZONA, SIGNATURES DON’T MATCH. ELECTORAL CORRUPTION– CALL FOR
A NEW ELECTION?” SURE. HOW ABOUT 2016? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) THE PRESIDENT WAS IN PARIS THIS
WEEKEND FOR THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF ARMISTICE DAY AND
WAS SCHEDULED TO PAY HIS RESPECTS AT A U.S. MILITARY
CEMETERY. THESE SOLDIERS FOUGHT TIRELESSLY
THROUGH BRUTAL CONDITIONS, SO OF COURSE, TRUMP CANCELLED HIS TRIP
TO THE CEMETERY DUE TO RAIN. WELL, YOU CAN’T BLAME HIM, HE’S
ONLY GOT ONE UMBRELLA AND HE COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO BRING
IT ON THE PLANE. ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) TRUMP DID ATTEND THE CEREMONIES
YESTERDAY, BUT THE OTHER LEADERS SAID MEAN THINGS, LIKE FRENCH
PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON:>>PATRIOTISM IS THE EXACT
OPPOSITE OF NATIONALISM. NATIONALISM IS A BETRAYAL OF
PATRIOTISM BY SAYING OUR INTERESTS FIRST, WHO CARES ABOUT
THE OTHERS. WE ERASE WHAT A NATION HOLDS
DEAREST, WHAT GIVES IT LIFE, WHAT GIVES IT GRACE, AND WHAT IS
ESSENTIAL. IT’S MORAL VALUES.>>STEPHEN: FIRST OF ALL, THESE
FRENCH GUYS SOUND LIKE GIRLS. SECOND, I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT
THAT A MAN GAVE A SPEECH ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF MORAL VALUES
AND EVERYONE SAYS HE WAS INSULTING OUR PRESIDENT. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT TRUMP DID HAVE ONE ALLY. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WASN’T AN
ALLY, IT WAS VLADIMIR PUTIN. JUST LOOK AT TRUMP’S FACE WHEN
PUTIN ARRIVED. SO HAPPY. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THEIR
INNER-MONOLOGUES: (AS MACRON): “I AM LOOKING INTO
THE EYES OF A SOCIOPATH.” (AS MERKEL): “MEIN GOTT, THIS
MONSTER WILL KILL US ALL.” (AS TRUMP): S “MORE THAN A
FEELING S MORE THAN A FEELING
S WHEN I SEE VLADIMIR WALK MY WAY” S
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.

100 thoughts on “Does Trump Understand How Elections Work?

  1. I would have to say that trump does understand elections because he wins them. Shouldn't we be more concerned that Breanda Snypes does not and that she is in charge of them?

  2. Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, and Florida should create one country; then, the smart people can move north! Let those idiots alone!

  3. Today Nutbag Chump said this: "When people get in line that have absolutely no right to vote and they go around in circles. Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again. Nobody takes anything. It's really a disgrace what’s going on," Trump said. He's clearly lost his freaking mind.

  4. No. There is no assumption that someone talking about moral values is insulting Trump, but you can assume Trump feels insulted every time someone is taking about moral values.

  5. BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump treats the presidency like he treats closing umbrellas: "it's too difficult, so I give up."

  6. How about 2016….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔

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  7. November 11 remember the fallen who gave us the freedom and protect us today. Trump is a waste of skin. Hopefully, bone spurs who got a merit badge at college for a neat and tidy room will be wearing an orange jump suite soon. Looking in from Canada I don't understand why 45% of your population wants to be ruled by a fascist dictator and thinks mass shootings is part of everyday life. I have been to Vimy Ridge with my wife and two kids. We were so moved and we toured the museum there and there was a class of young French students there and the staff handed out Canadian flag pins and I teared up as the staff explained what happened there and these students seemed to understand the sacrifice that these brave men made to help liberate their country. Bone spurs is only there because he has to be and he wants to meet with Putin to discuss financing his real estate deals. My Grandfather was an American and thank God he didn't move us there. His Grandchildren would have to learn how to hide from an active shooter. I hear that 35% of Americans are illiterate, have low intelligence and I have been told by smart people who say this is true. You know many people are saying this so it must be true. I will keep this simple – There is only one country in the world that that trains their teachers and students to respond to an active shooter. Yep, the USA is NUMBER 1!!!!!!!! Are you proud of that? Trump the leader of the free world? NOT!!!!!! The FREE WORLD does not want a FASCIST RACIST leading it!!! 70% of Americans have little knowledge about history and have never left their country's borders. They do not understand why we fought Hitler or Mussolini in Italy who was a Fascist but know they support Trump who is taking steps to become their Fascist leader.

  8. why does everybody hate on him? hes actually a pretty good president based strictly on the facts if you detach the emotion from it

  9. Trump is literally retarded at this point. I know it's not PC, but neither is he and frankly there is no better description of his massive stupidity.

  10. To my friends in Florida… if DeSantis does end up becoming your governor, just thought you'd like the reminder that his name can be abbreviated to DST – which is Spanish for STD. You can have that joke for free for the duration of his term.

  11. Has anyone questioned Trump on the whole umbrella thing?
    It really is essential I know what was going on inside his head.
    Not even joking I need to know.

  12. Every time he reads a trump tweet with each episode, it makes me laugh even harder than the previous episode. Usually, comic routines stale with age. Why does this actually get FUNNIER!?

  13. Can anyone tell me what the heck’s going on in Florida, when it comes to voting? I live in Mass. I walk into my polling center, give my street name to the volunteer, she/he opens her/his set of street lists, then asks for my street number, I give it, and the they ask for my name, it’s then checked off in BLACK MAGIC MARKER, and then I’m handed a paper ballot and I go and vote. After I vote I go to another volunteer, repeat the information, my name/address is checked off again in BLACK MAGIC MARKER. I place my ballot in the machine. No other person can go into that polling center and vote in my name…why would anyone do that??? I never have to sign anything. NO FRAUD.What do Floridians sign??? Why are some of THEIR ‘messy signatures’ disqualifying their votes? Does every other person in the whole U.S. who vote and sign their name, if required, do it absolutely legible? And, what are the polling centers comparing the signatures to? Only Floridians sign ‘messy’? It just doesn’t make sense! As for Trump, he stated yesterday that some voters in Florida are leaving their voting center, going to their car and PUTTING ON DISGUISES AND VOTING AGAIN! THAT is a sign of a complete imbecile who claims that. There’s no way the voter could vote again. And, why? Trump believes people can just grab a ballot, vote without giving a name/address, and keep voting over and over? That MILLIONS are doing that! 😱WHO’S feeding him this crap? Stephen Miller? A little voice in his head? Both??? WHY IS THIS FOOL STILL POTUS??? He’s certifiably 🤪….yuuuugly…..bigly!
    FLORIDA…get your act together!

  14. "Late"…as in passé… Man, do you ever sound assenine ! Suggestion: take a few moments to really look into the amazing accomplishments of your president during the few months of his time in office. You might decide to salvage your channel in order to be on the "winning side" once the country is cleansed of most of the evil roots…that's called foresight !

  15. I’m from South Florida and in five heavy democratic areas the ballot machines “went down” and had to be driven to other area once they were collect the voting info on a thumb drive. So it safe to say…..Andrew never stood a real chance😢😢😢😢

  16. Yes, yes he does! Do you and your fellow limp wristed, pussified cucks know what comedy is? Or is this hate and bigotry going to be the new late night routine?

    And may I just point this out, Colbert: You're brave, in the studio with the cameras and a brain dead audience but this is shit you wouldn't say to my face or the face of other Conservatives, let alone o ut r President. I'd pop your skull wide open and Trump has got reach, size and weight on me so there's no doubt he could make you beg for forgiveness!

  17. Can't we just have one universal headline so we don't have to report this anymore?
    Breaking NEWS: Trump Doesn't Understand ____

  18. I wish all voters were Independents. The 2 two party system wouldn't be so broken if we all voted for who we really believed could do the best job. Neither party has all the answers and for people to believe that they do is really sad.

  19. I like this guy, but the way he disrespects others by funny pronunciation of their names is bad, He who is so fussy about his own, Blah.Must be an american thing to demean others. A bit of trump there.

  20. ILOVE COLBERT I TRULY DO. BUT PLEASE CONSIDER GETTING RID OF THE TRUMP VOICE. SEEMS LIKE A BAD BIT AND ITS NOT GETTING ALOT OF LAUGHTER IN THE CROWD. BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS AMAZING. THANKS FOR EXPOSING OUR DISGUSTING PRESIDENT

  21. What a monumental disgrace to humanity is Trump, I will excuse you fellow American for voting for him once (barely) but not for supporting him at this juncture.

  22. Of course Trump understands how elections work. You have Putin fix the election, you have the Republican party prevent the young and minorities from voting, Republicans gerrymander the districts, and if all else fails, you demand that the state police under your control seize the voting machines.

  23. Ok lets just say most entertainers don't have a clue about this country, our constitution, or our freedoms. They pander to those that have an agenda to support their raitings, and pretty much on every show event or what have you they would do away with most of freedoms to support every criminal liberal on the planet. Of course this is disregarding everything that got them to where they at the moment. We as a nation are a republic, have a constitution that our representatives take an oath to support, defend and protect so help the god, on the bible which 1, they don't believe in, and 2. have no intention of adhering to. As for this fucking idiot would it not be for the freedoms laid down by most of our criminal reps. this jerk wouldn't have a show. They support socialism but that has failed in every realm know to man and yet here he is running his mouth that in between the jokes if socialism did exist he wouldn't have a show and all entertainment would be subject to the will of those in charge eat that sucker…

  24. Do you understand how jokes work? First hint: they're supposed to be funny. Yours seldom are (but that one about Florida electing an alligator was spot on-for a change). P. S. Re. your snide remark about 2016 election do-over, if it was done over, he'd win even stronger since he's been working for election honesty, and all those illegally voting for hildabeast would think twice.

  25. Calling Florida a mess plays right into the republicans scheme – let’s recall Florida is under a Republican Governor who doesn’t do anything to help the big cities improve their resources bc they are heavily democratic (brother bush did a good job disenfranchising voters so his brother could steal the election )

  26. American politics are so high powered I work in the oil industry in Canada and I'm used to working with large amounts of money I thought then I went to the USA the size of their economy is staggering and it attracts every con man in the world be cause if you can steal a silver of it you can be wealthy managing that behemoth is very hard

  27. Lmfaoooo soo its so ironic that trump called people disrespectful for kneeling but this guy didn’t show up to this event because of the rain? Smh

  28. Does Colbert understand how comedy works?
    Like the rest of the late night so called comics he's became political and unwatchable.

  29. Go with Election Night ? Game Day rules in football 🏈 don’t count for Elections. Why ? To find out let’s all read & review the US Constitution while we wait for the legal results.

  30. A good comedian would have made fun of the Georgia mess too. Personally I'm just glad more and more votes are being lost by these two corrupt groups, to third party candidates. I hope to see the day when the president isn't a Democrat or a Republican.

  31. That's how we kick out fake soccer player good job Macron, oui on sait de quoi on parle et on emmerde Trump de manière telle que ce n'est pas seulement un carton rouge mais en fluorescent suspendu au dessus de sa tête de fascho.

  32. Listen, dont be naive…voter tampering, ballot stuffing, etc happens, but guess what? Both parties do it. And whoever is on the losing end at that point in time cries voter fraud while the winner says "No way, doesnt happen". Republicans are doing it now crying voter fraud as they lost sigificant races that will affect them, while Democrats are crying no way, it doesnt happen. Yet, 2 years ago, Democrats were crying voter fraud as they lost the presidency, while Republicans were saying no way, doesnt happen. The sad fact is that most of this country (the US) is full of people, smart or dumb, that are so trained to only look at right now that they easily forget or dont acknowledge things that happened only a year or two before. People are too caught up in themselves and filling their heads with pointless celebrity gossip or other crap they are fed that the important stuff is just pushed out of their heads. When the next big thing comes up, they jump to whatever conclusion affects them better, while ignoring / forgetting anything they said / felt before…..its a sad state of affairs on both sides of the aisle.

  33. Wohoo! Iam not a Fan of Angela Merkel. But, well, iam soo happy to live in Germany.
    At the beginning of his presidency, i hoped it is a masked Leslie Nielsen (sadly dead) or even Baron Cohen. Soo sa-a-ad, absolutely! (imitate Trump) its the real DoH.nald Trump.
    Maybe America needs more parties – a bigger Diversity = a bigger Democracy.

    To all American Citizen
    Keep it on! – Stop MAGA 2020 !

    By the way: What about Al Bundy – 2020 !?
    I think he would be better 😉

  34. YOU NOTICE FLORIDA IS CORRUPT LIKE NEW YORK….ALL THOSE MOBSTERS RETIRED THEIR MOMS AND DADS TO MAR LAGO, & ARE ARGUING OVER A FLOOD ZONE. #SWIM-MOMS NO REPECT FOR THE ELDERLY DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. #DRUMPHDEATHCAMPS

  35. "I just want to point out- A guy was giving a speech about the importance of moral values and everyone assumes he was insulting the president"
    Yup, that's basically the current state of America in a nutshell.

  36. Most of this channel's subscribers are foreigners.

    Never assume the America-basher is a fellow American. Many are not. They usually confess when confronted, but they love the masquerade. The one calling you a "Russian bot" might even be a Russian. Their objective is to divide us. Irony is there front.

  37. He couldn't deal with a little rain at the US cemetery in France, yet he claimed he would have "run into" the Parkland school while the shooter was killing people and it was raining bullets. Come on!

  38. I was watching family guy the other day and surprised by the fact that Florida was insulted so many time. Half of the time I was even a little annoyed. Now I think that Seth might have been right about everything.

  39. Its funny to see that one man who denied electional result, jumps out like a clown and accuses others by saying "they dont know how election works", just like what he did in 2016. Thanks for you shits to offer such great gift to China by internal strife.

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