David Bridwell – Funky Patriotism

David Bridwell – Funky Patriotism


I’m all about funky patriotism, I’m all about hot dogs and apple pie, I’m as American as Labor Day picnic, the star-spangled banner it makes me cry, the first thing I do when I wake in the morning, is salute the flag and
I piss on France, I’m so proud to be an American the red white and blue puts a
bulge in my pants, yeah the red white and blue puts a bulge in my pants, I like to look at my dollar bills, I like to lick at the president’s face, I’m all about that
compound growth, Social Security and Medicaid, I’m all about funky patriotism, I’m all about let the eagle fly, I’m as American as Labor Day picnic the star-spangled banner it makes me cry, I’m all about that freedom of choice don’t mess with me or
get in my way, I’m all about that Chevy and Ford that fried food corn bread and turkey leg I’m all about that Tom Petty song where he’s driving along Mulholland Street, he’s Free Falling he’s flying that flag
he’s taking on them refugees I’m all about funky patriotism, I’m all about let the Eagle fly, I’m as American as Labor Day picnic, the star-spangled banner, it makes me cry, I’m all about that Plymouth Rock where the British said “lets get outta here” I’m
all about that Hollywood and that Frank Sinatra and Fred Astaire, the first thing I do when I get to bed is I set my clock in I check my stock, I fold my clothes I pick out
a tie because I’m a managing money making American guy, who’s all about funky
patriotism, I’m all about hot dogs and apple pie
I’m as American as Labor Day picnic the star-spangled banner’ it’ll make me cry, the first thing I do when I wake in the morning is salute the flag and I piss on France,
I’m so proud to be an American the red white and blue puts a bulge in my pants, yeah the red white and blue puts a bulge in my pants thanks for checking out my new song
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3 thoughts on “David Bridwell – Funky Patriotism

  1. ok, number one, i fukin luv this song…seriously, how can u not? it's hilarious, it's ballsy, it's direct, it's thought provoking, and it rocks taboot…somewhere, the likes of woody guthrie & oh, idk, thoreau, twain, bourdain, are quietly smiling their approval, slowly nodding their translucent nonexistent heads knowingly…

  2. number two, how about that accompanying video, huh? did y'all catch the split second marilyn manson cameo? watch it again, carefully, 10x if you have to–it's there.

  3. and finally, the last number still beloved by almost everyone–number three: y'all heard the nasty rumor that this character "david" has a lifetime ban against him from setting foot eva again in Area 51, Roswell, New Mexico? Listen, I don't personally know this "David" character, but if I know one thing, and one thing only, I do know this–if there's one thing I can tell you, it's for damned sure this: just think about it–if you just stop for a second, and just really think about it: do you really believe even for a second that the aliens "crash-landed" in the color-splashed, desert splendor, of southern New Mexico? c'mon man, use logic for a minute: alien technology is so advanced, it would be impossible to "crash-land" anything–the onboard AI would of course forbid it. so who knows? another rumor making the rounds is that this "david" character double-crossed marilyn manson—most of mm's footage ended up on the editing room floor, if you catch my drift…

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