Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

Tonight I’m gonna do something that I’m
not particularly good at but that I like to do. Tonight I’m gonna try some impressions out. [applause] I only got two. Alright, the first impression is kinda dumb
but I like it. This is my impression, are you ready? This is my impression of the Founding Fathers
of America when the Constitution was being written. You ready? Here it goes. Hurry up and finish that Constitution, n*****. I’m trying to get some sleep. It’s not bad, right? Alright, the next one… the next one is a little harder. I want to see if you can guess who it is I’m
doing an impression of. Alright, let me get into character, you gotta
guess who it is, though. [clears throat] Okay, here it goes: Uh, duh, hey, durr If you do anything wrong in your life, duhh,
and I find out about it I’m gonna try and take everything away from
you and I don’t care when I find out could be today, tomorrow, fifteen, twenty
years from now if I find out, you’re f******, duhh, finished! Who was that? That’s you! That’s what the audience sounds like to
me. That’s why I don’t be comin’ out doin’
comedy all the time because y’all n***** is the worst motherf******
I’ve ever tried to entertain in my f****** life!

100 thoughts on “Dave Chappelle’s Impressions Are Insanely Accurate | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. From what I've been told, the 15 – 20 yr accusation he was making in his impression was about Kevin Hart writing those Tweets almost 15 yrs ago and how judgmental people were as if he wrote them 15 seconds ago.

  2. πŸ˜‚ start @ (1:30)Did anyone see the girl in the front row, white shirt sitting next to the guy in the red shirt? Her reaction was priceless. Snowflake was offended.

  3. All those articles talking about how critics gave it a 0% and not a one about how audiences almost universally love it lmao

  4. Chapelle: Who was that?

    Random audience members: TRUMP! TRUMP!

    Chapelle: That’s YOU!

    The fact that they said Trump right before he said that made the joke even funnier. I was dying.

  5. Crowd: "Yay! We're stupid PC morons! Wooooo! * cries of laughter * " Can someone tell me why someone claps and cheers for their own selves being insulted?

  6. Honestly, the people in comments sound like offended SJW's at last with an idol to their reprisal of the oh-so-hated PC culture they despise. The cheering of their own articulated celebration is merely "Social Justice" being preserved in their eyes, thus, not contorting the SJW-message, but merely reversing its ideology. Face it, you have no real insight to basically being insulted by Dave Chappelle. You just cheered yourself being insulted because you feel you are "the exception" β€” but Dave didn't make any.

  7. Thank you Netflix for letting Dave Chapelle deliver a real blow to cancel and censor culture. Thank you, it needed a man like him to do that.

  8. Dave said …The hell with this [email protected] you guys can wait for SOMEONE else to come along in resume your "comical"waywardness'…… I'll come back and make 60 on my own terms still wearing pants !! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Kevin Hart said …..I'm here!πŸ–οΈπŸ–οΈβœ‹ ' NOW WHERE ARE All THE DRESSES '?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  9. The more the far-left goobers push their bullshit, the less tolerance 99.9% of society has for them. Good luck with that stuff, sorry ass Twitter warriors

  10. I don't think people got the meaning of the words "Sticks and Stones." "Stick and Stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." This was comedic genius for this time period. I love the abortion take, because that's how I've felt all my life. Why can't men have pro-choice? I didn't do unprotected sex alone. If you want the baby then you take care of it, because I'm not ready to take care of a baby. Do you, but don't call my ass, because you made your choice. Society has become so politically correct and I'm as liberal as they come. He is saying things that offends people, but is the truth.

  11. When Buzzfeed, Vice, Huffington Post, Daily Mail, Rotten Tomatoes, and/or ET all give bad reviews and say, β€œCancel Dave Chapelle,” what that actually means is that it’s high time to watch the shit out of some Dave Chapelle, subscribe to all of his shows, and support the fuck out of his hustle.

    πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌ<β€” every single one of those birds are directed right AT pc-/outrage-/cancel-/twitter-mob-/snowflake-/cry-bully-/ANTIFA-/radical-feminist-/hyper-liberal-culture. Fuck ALL o’ y’all, and your insidious attempts to petulantly bury this fucking legend of a man and comedian.

  12. There are people in the comments bashing on people who guessed 'Trump'.
    Its not a bad guess,.. but you gotta get em, because they were wrong.
    Thats the heart of what he's criticizing tho. There's no room for mistakes these days. The moment you slip up people go for the throat.

  13. PSA: My comment is rap related aka black related. Chappelle is a genius. Him and Kendrick are on another wavelength. They know that they’re words can have them walking on thin ice but they say it anyways πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈβ€ΌοΈ Smart black men like myself are Whiteys biggest fear

  14. Lol africans didnt even have a written language and a natural vocabulary of about 400 words but they wrote the constitution? Clown world

  15. They sound like Parrots. The first chance they get to speak they all go "Trump" "Trump" "Trump". These people sound so programmed. I'm sure some of them had dates with them and looked like fools after he said "That's you" Why would Trump do those things? That is a leftist tactic. Shit he proved his own point with this stand up. After he released it every leftist idiot out there wanted his head and wanted him cancelled for future events. Jokes on them though, I watched the special and he pretty much said this is his last regardless. He went out with a bang.

  16. Hey Dave, some day you'll get some real balls and call out the real culprits, the Left and the Democratic party, but I see you are getting close….Congratulations!!

  17. Only Dave can insult his audience and have them laugh at themselves.

    EDIT: Thanks for the fact checkimg down there, I was really going for factual information. /s 😏

  18. We Love You!!! Daveβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜ŠπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—You are Totally Awesome!!!!!?

  19. I really wish he wouldn't give so much attention to the haters. I miss the days when comedians didn't care about the audience's opinions.

  20. Over 2,000 thumbs down from a bunch of social justice warrior pansies. You know it's up to us how long we let the shit go on, right?

  21. I'm glad seeing black people laugh in the audience, it means they have a sense of humor unlike those latte commies over at Vice, Salon, Buzzfeed or whatever

  22. kI thought about the scene in movie; "A FEW GOOD MAN" where Jack Nichelson yells at Tom Cruise…"Truth, You can't handle the truth"….right?

  23. i thought netflix was junk till they started offering the three best films i have ever seen and they happen to be netflix productions. im amazed.

  24. They say Diplomacy is when u tell someone how screwed up they are and they thank you.
    Dave just ripped the audience and they applauded all the more.

  25. Ok,side note:What does the last impression has to do with Trump?He wasn't even trying to make his voice…politics are ruining people nowdays

  26. I think the impressions went over alot of people's heads 🀣 In other words, Dave said " you know niggas wrote the constitution right "πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ whole show.. GENIUS

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