Awkward Apologies from White People – Key & Peele

Awkward Apologies from White People – Key & Peele


I JUST FINISHED EPISODE FOUR.
SO, THE LANNISTERS – ARE THE BLONDE PEOPLE.
– MM-HMM. – AND THE FEMALE LANNISTER
IS MARRIED TO ROBERT BARANTHEON,
WHO IS THE KING. – IS IT BARANTHEON
OR BARATHEON? – RIGHT, RIGHT. – AND THEN THE OTHER
BLONDE GIRL IS THE, UH– – CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? – OH, I DON’T KNOW, UM– THREE KAMIKAZE SHOTS,
WHATEVER. OH, MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE
HE JUST DID THAT. – WHAT’S THAT? – SERVED ME
BEFORE YOU GUYS. I’M REALLY AGAINST THAT.
I’M SO SORRY. – NO, IT’S OKAY.
WE, UH–WE’VE GOT BEERS. – NO, I MEAN, I’M SORRY
ABOUT EVERYTHING. – OH, THAT’S FINE.
IT’S FINE. – NO, NO, IT’S BEEN
100 YEARS OF NOT FINE. I MEAN, 20 YEARS AGO, YOU GUYS WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN
BEEN ALLOWED IN HERE. – 20 YEARS–
THAT WOULD BE 1992. – YOU’RE BOTH
REALLY BEAUTIFUL. – OH, SHE’S DONE. – THAT JUST HAPPENED,
DIDN’T IT? – MM-HMM.
– YEAH, AMAZING. – SO, THE LANNISTERS– OKAY, SHE’S THE QUEEN. – JAIME LANNISTER
IS THE OTHER ONE. – JAIME AND–
– YO, YO, YO, WHAT UP, MAN? HEY, GIVE ME ANOTHER LAGER,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SPILLED MY LAST ONE ON MY TRIBE
SHIRT–CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? BUT WHATEVS,
GOT THIS THING IN ’93– MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS TOUR.
CHECK THAT OUT. IT’S EVERYWHERE.
– MM-HMM. – HEY, UH, WHO’S YOUR
FAVORITE MEMBER OF TRIBE? – SMOK–SMOKE–SMOKY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LOVE HIM, DUDE, MORE BEHIND
THE SCENES, BUT HE WAS, LIKE– ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
SEE YOU GUYS AROUND, THOUGH. – MM-HMM. OKAY.
– COOL. – ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE.
COME ON, SON. BOOM.
ALL RIGHT, LATE. – OH, HE SPUN. HE SPUN.
– WOW. – SECOND PERSON TO NOT WAIT
FOR THEIR DRINK, BY THE WAY. – YEP. OKAY, LET ME
ASK YOU THIS, THEN. WHAT’S
WITH THE BARBARIAN DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE
A HUGE DAVE NAVARRO? – OKAY.
– WHO’S THAT GUY? – OH… I NEED A DRINK. [chuckles]
JUST FINISHEDAMISTAD.I SAW IT 3 TIMES, AND
I’LL SEE IT 100 MORE TIMES, BECAUSE, LIKE,
I’M HAPPY TO DO IT. IF THAT’S WHAT
THOSE GUYS WENT THROUGH, I’M HAPPY TO SIT THROUGH IT,
YOU KNOW, 300 MORE TIMES OR WHATEVER,
YOU KNOW, IT TAKES. – YEAH, IT’S PRETTY INTENSE. – SEE, MY THING IS,
IS, LIKE, I DON’T THINK ONE PERSON SHOULD OWN
ANOTHER PERSON, PERIOD. – I’M GLAD THAT THAT’S WHAT
YOU GOT FROM THAT MOVIE. – THAT’S A TRUE STATEMENT. – YEAH, I MEAN, I DON’T CARE
WHEN IT HAPPENED, ALL RIGHT? IT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
IT SHOULD NEVER OCCUR. BUT, LIKE, I’M PREACHING
TO THE CHOIR. YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. – YEAH, WE DO. IT’S LIKE, WHY DID
ANYBODY EVEN DO THAT? I’M, LIKE, “NO, YOU DIDN’T.
NO, YOU DIDN’T. WHAT YOU DOING, GIRLFRIEND?
NO, YOU DIDN’T.” I’M ASHAMED.
– YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S REALLY PROBABLY OKAY,
BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T THERE. – OKAY, WELL, WE CAN COME UP
WITH EXCUSES ALL DAY, ALL DAY. – IT’S NOT AN EXCUSE SO MUCH.
– LET’S JUST NOT DO THAT. LET’S NOT DO THAT. – LOOK, HEY,
BOTTOM LINE, WE COOL. RIGHT?
– YEAH. – ALL RIGHT.
– YEAH, WE ARE COOL. – WE’RE KICKITY-COOL?
– YES. – WHAT’S THAT? – DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING.
– NOTHING. – OH, YOU DIDN’T– ALL RIGHT,
FOUR MORE YEARS. – HEY, IF IT MAKES
YOU GUYS FEEL ANY BETTER, BLACK PEOPLE MAKE ME
REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. BOTH: THANK YOU.

100 thoughts on “Awkward Apologies from White People – Key & Peele

  1. This is so racist to white people how can people not see that, imagen if a white guy did this video plus this is insanely unrealistic

  2. lol this is funny…but the funnier thing is that This is EXPECTED from white people….or they are racist …..tell me I'm wrong lol

  3. These are usually well off, liberal white people who've never had black neighbors or coworkers and want to show that they're down with the cause.

  4. Oh man, I LOVE these guys. I don't know how many times I've experienced this skit in real life. I hate it!

  5. I can fell this even when you donโ€™t give a fuck they just keep coming

    And it could be somewhere stupid like at a kids restaurant places and theyโ€™ll just keep coming

  6. Fun fact: A black American is 12 times more likely to kill a white American and 27 times more likely to assault a white American than vice versa.

  7. 'White people' have nothing to apologize for. The notion that they do (and that non-whites don't), is racist, nonsensical and delusional.

  8. Guilt is proof that you are guilty. White guilt is proof that you are racist. Be cool in your skin, and don't patronize. Its puky!!

  9. this is LITERALLY how fake woke white "liberals" act around minorities…totally condescending and cringy virtue signaling and being offended on behalf of others

  10. Better than living in Alabama where "police brutality doesn't exist" and Confederate flags are hanging everywhere

  11. Liberalism has created the weird guilty white people. Saying sorry all the time like were helpless animals or something. Annoying. P.C culture is cringy

  12. that said I like key and peele this racist shit needs to be exposed properly. any real racists out there. didn't think so see what i mean. racism has become a fucking joke and an excuse to pick on white people you better check your shit before someone else does.

  13. i hate both white and black, because im brown. white people think we are black, but black people dont welcome us. white people do all the black people racist talk to us, but when we say nigga or homie, black people look at us like we stolen that shit from them. fuck you both, hope you all kill each other. thank you

  14. That children is an SJW
    They get joy off of bothering regular people about everything wrong with society Even when society does well itโ€™s something

  15. Typically, the hippy idiots that know nothing about life, until one day one of them will change their point of view with violence… In the other hand, the one with a job, the bartender, knows what's up. Never relax around…

  16. It doesnโ€™t goes for Black or Native American only but I hate when guys are apologizing to women because women have the same privileges as men 40-50 years ago.

  17. It's a huge paradigm shift when a white person "wakes up". It eases some guilt. Kind of makes you want a trophy. I can totally see why it's annoying af. Aziz Ansari's last netflix special did a great takedown of "wokeness".

  18. Shit why even say anything? So stupid.. ok if we are having a conversation about the subject, but if not.. never assume that people from ANY culture feel exactly THE same way. It's not realistic.

  19. I feel bad for black people, but this isnโ€™t even the worst shit Iโ€™ve seen white people do/say to black people. If Iโ€™m not mistaken Asians are pretty weird around blacks too.

  20. I have never acted like this to anyone. What makes people want to do this? Are they that insecure with who they are? I always thought I was white. My wife says I'm an asshole. I wish we were all assholes.

  21. I appreciate that sketch ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ!!!!!!

  22. Jesus christ! I laughed out loud in the end. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Sounded like music these days.

  23. This is good because it means black people are no longer using the โ€˜victim of societyโ€™ card. Oh wait, no I just watched negro town and a whole bunch of other racially driven K&P sketches, I take it back.

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