*Leif definitely reading the book* Kai: Hey buddy, whatcha reading? Leif: uhhhhhhhhh Joe: Are you seriously reading the National States Post 1871 THE DAY before it’s due? Leif: Yeah, I blew it off a little bit… Kai: Yeah, this is a big deal. It’s due tomorrow and it’s a big grade. Leif: Yeah, maybe I should also be working on my intro right now… Josh: YOU HAVEN’T DONE THE INTRO? COME ON! Kai: *CLAPS* Are you B O O M B O O M? Leif: So, how was it? Josh: This is terrible. Kai: Yeah, it kinda sucks. Joe: Every single moment. Random Stranger: Why do you exist? *Everyone breaks character* Joe: Hey guys, we’re just gonna walk around this school and visit some sophomores and see what THEY know about the German Welfare State after 1871. Joe: Hey kid, what do you know about the Kulturkampf in Germany during the 1870s? Leif: Uh, so like the German Empire is now, like, 24 different states, and then this Bismarck, the Chancellor guy, he, like, rules on his own but he listens to the Reichstag as well and then, like, the Liberal Democrats like him for like, not liking Catholics, y’know? (God can this kid say “like” any more times?) Joe: That’s a lot of weird information just to know by memory (he says something different but who cares?) Joe: Kid on this seat, let’s try this again (again, it’s a little different) Joe: Hey kid *PATS BACK* what do you know about the Social Democratic Party in Germany during the 1870s? Josh: SoRrY, what was the QuEStiOn? *visible anger* Joe: What do you know about the Social Democratic Party during the 1870s? Josh: Oh, Social Democrats were marxists and Bismarck didn’t like marxists; so, he tried to get rid of them by reforming the State, but it didn’t work (it made them more moderate but okay). ‘Cuz he’s an idiot. Joe: Okay, you gotta be kidding me; even the sleeping kid knows about this time period. Leif (sign says Communard): We must free France from this autocratic rule! We must once again, be a strong France (what is that stance?) Kai (sign says French Republic): Nah, I’m good. *literally dies* Kai: Man, I’m really loving the social welfare for our French citizens. We’re really turning France into a nation. Josh (sign says Dreyfus): Yeah, this is great. France is the best. Joe (sign says Catholicism): My children, are you committing heresy and/or treason? Josh: No, that’s illegal. *anti-semitic comment* *visible bafflement* Kai: What’s wrong with you? Josh (sign says Great Britain): Here’s the Second Reform BILL to give the middle class the right to vote! Josh: Here is the Third Reform BILL to give almost every guy the right to vote! Josh: Here’s a social reform BILL (called the People’s Budget) to help people with social welfare! Leif (sign says Ireland because red hair): Man, it’d sure be nice to govern myself. Kai (sign says Northern Ireland): Eh, not really. Joe (sign says Souther Ireland): Eh, yeah, really. Josh: Yeah, those are some good, tasty, ideas! Mine-craft-cito Where you need to survive all day and all night Craft a diamond sword so you can fight It’s just minecraft so no subtitles *visible destruction* Benjamin Sharpie: Okay, that was epic.