Americans Try German Food For The First Time

Americans Try German Food For The First Time

She’s vegetarian, she asked, ‘is there any meat in this German food?’. It’s all meat! That’s what German’s do, they just eat meat and drink beer. Other countries always have better chip flavors than us Smells like Lays barbecue Smells like dirt It’s awesome but I don’t know what it tastes like I think barbecue is the right comparison I like them Yeah, it’s delicious They’re savory, but they don’t like assault your mouth But it does’t have as much flavor as barbecue It’s kind of weak These are great, A-plus It’s non-alcoholic, get it off my table! I mean, as a general rule, I stay away from non-alcoholic things Malted vitamin soda, that can’t be good It smells like prune juice and beer had a baby Smells like toast It taste like creamier carmel soda Sort of medicine-y Grape juice? It kinda tastes like beer that you’ve opened, left and then came back for it and left it in the sun by accident You know what would go great with this? Alcohol Oh! This looks incredible I will say though that it does look like something very human. That is a really long piece of sausage, is that one piece of sausage? Good? I love it This is bursting with flavor That is some good sausage Yeah, this is like what you actually should eat with beer I don’t like hot dogs, but I like this That’s German engineering at it’s finest, if you ask me Anyone who dislikes any of this is tasteless. Isn’t that a tiny tiny particle? This looks like frosting It’s like thick, and then… It tastes like the inside of a Ritz Bitz cracker. It tastes like cream cheese and yogurt Punch you in the kidney, sourness This is not how I want to start my morning Here darling, let me give you some salt and pepper OK! I like it better with the salt and pepper, yeah You do you, Germany You do you I thought it was Japanese! Ooh I like that it’s little coins! Oh god, it’s salty, what the – ? Yeah, I want to spit this out, can I spit it out? What was that? Black licorice bathed in sweat, that’s what it is Hey! You know what’s gonna improve licorice, the world’s worst candy? A s$& ton of salt 45 milligrams of sodium?! I think it’s vegemite flavored This is the hardest thing I’ve ever eaten This is something you give your friend to let them know you don’t want to be friends anymore. This German food had me going up, like I was really excited Really running hot there and then, you lick a salty licorice and it just straight up cools you down. We apologize, Germany I feel a little more German, like hearty right now I feel like I’ve been looking my whole entire life for meat this good, and I’ve never found it.

100 thoughts on “Americans Try German Food For The First Time

    It literally spells out Hans Riegel Bonn, Bonn is a City IN GERMANY!!!

  2. Omg Quark isst man nicht pur, es ist das ekligste was es gibt dazu ist man Früchte oder iein anderen scheiß!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  3. I was born in Germany and live here since. I‘ve never seen half of the food they’ve shown in my life and I’ve been to a lot of places in Germany. To be honest there are better dishes or snacks to represent Germany

  4. Did they really eat Quark without anything? Quark is supposed to be served like a type of yogurt with fruit and/or sugar and such or on bread with salt, pepper and maybe vegetables you like …

  5. I always find it interesting, how these channels are able to dig up german food and sweets that not even we germans know.

    Haribo Piratos… You could have gone with any other flavour, but you chose Haribo Piratos…

  6. Ernsthaft? Von allen Haribosorten lasst ihr scheiß Lakritze verkosten? Und kein Schweinsbraten/Bier/Mettbrötchen?

  7. I can talk Germany I know what is is everything and there's lot of in Germany sugars and they let you eat more sugar when you go in the store they don't like you by lot of it but when I seen you today love by one day I was doing yet there's nothing going on and now I don't like German so I come and America but I can still talk Germany Germany Germany Germany my sister want to talk with you guys seriously I don't know what to say so yeah I'm in Germany if you want to come now not anyone

  8. Let me tell you something: That malt beer was the worst of its kind. You really should try the best of the best in terms of non-alcoholic beer, that being Oettinger or really any other kind coming from the eastern part.

  9. Why would you choose these foods to represent Germany lol? What about Apfelschorle, schnitzel, Spätzle, Pommes, Currywurst, and DONER KEBAB?!?!

  10. Where is the Schwäbischer Rostbraten, Putengeschnetzeltes, Jägerschnitzel, Afri-Kola, Fritt Taffy, and Scho-Ka-Kola Schokolade?

  11. Some little notes for my American friends:
    1. Nobody drinks vitamalz.
    2. You don't eat only quark, you pair it with something else
    3. Nobody likes those haribo pirates

  12. As a German vegetarian I‘m very offended by the first sentence Keith said .
    That really did hurt my feelings.
    I didn’t think Keith could be so superficial.

  13. Half of these things I don't even know and I'm German 😂 I promise you, there's better food in Germany. And you don't eat quark just like that, you cook with it.

  14. Is no-one talking about the vegetarian that eats haribo??? Like isn't there gelatin in it? I don't wanne be offensive, just really curious.

  15. That moment when you're German but the only things from this list you know are the Brastwurst and the Quark (And that belongs together with SOMETHING! You do not eat it pure…)

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