American Empire

American Empire


The United States is, shockingly, a bunch of states that are united. It was just 13 to start with, but as time marched on, the border marked west, bringing us to today and the 48 contiguous states
plus Alaska and Hawaii. They’re usually drawn in these little boxes,
not to to scale because Hawaii is in the middle of a vast ocean of deadly nothing-ness,
and Alaska is monstrous. Unlike other unions, where members can leave
if they so choose, statehood is eternal. Even for you, Texas. Now, how the federal government works
is a story for another time, but at the moment, all you need know is that
Congress, where national laws are written is made of representatives who are sent
from the states. Now, there are some non-state gaps not
visible on this map. The first is Washington D.C.,
the nation’s capital. which is a stateless limbo land
between Maryland and Virginia. As D.C. is a city without a state,
it puts her under the control of Congress. Meaning all the other states get the final
say on how D.C. is run, while she doesn’t get a vote in anything. It didn’t matter when the District of Columbia
was basically uninhabited, but since more people live in D.C. now
than do in a couple of states it’s an uncomfortable arrangement. The other gaps on this map are the
American Indian reservations. which are numerous. The United States kind of administers them
while sort of treating them as foreign nations which means you could draw the state
boundaries to look like this because the reservations are kind of
apart from those states. But the American Indian reservations
are such a full of asterisks (O’ so sensitive situation) it’s also better as a story for
another time. Gaps aside, the continent (and Hawaii) is
mostly straight-forward. But there’s more than just these
United States. When the U.S. ran out of lands
to manifest destiny, she learned from the best
and teritorified a whole bunch of islands. First up: Puerto Rico –
an organized, unincorporated territory of the U.S.
This means she’s self-governing(to some extent) and that all the U.S. constitution doesn’t
automatically apply on the island.
Now, 3.7 million people live in Puerto Rico which is 91% of the people living
on U.S. Territorial islands and more people than live in
21 of the states. And, the U.S. treats Puerto Rico
as a state in almost all but name which possibly soon
she will be anyway bringing the number of stars to a
nice, even, 51? But Puerto Rico isn’t the only
organized, unincorporated territory. There’s also Guam, which was acquired
in the Spanish-American war, along with Puerto Rico, there’s
the Northern Mariana Islands, taken from Japan during World War II, and the U.S. Virgin Islands taken from
nobody — Denmark sold her. The people in these territories are
American citizens. In most ways, the territories are
just like D.C. Congress can override their
local governments and they don’t have representation because no state-tation. But otherwise, it’s America. Actually, the territories and D.C. do
get to elect congressional representatives who attend all of the meetings but just can’t vote in any of them. which is either the worst job in the world
or the best job in the world depending on the kind of person who gets it. Also, since votes for president are based
on state population, citizens in the territories can’t vote. Which as mentioned in a previous video
leads to the weird situation that Americans who live in foreign countries
can vote for president in the state where they last lived. While Americans who live in America,
just in a territory, cannot. Along with these unincorporated organized
territories there are also unincorporated unorganized
territories. Actually, quite a few. They are Howland Island,
Navassa Island, Wake Island, Jarvis Island, Johnston Atoll, Kingman Reef,
Midway Reef, Serranilla Bank and Bajo Nuevo Bank. Most of these were acquired under the
delightfully named Guano Islands Act when the U.S. decided she wanted
a bunch of islands filled with bird poop. No, really, the U.S. just straight up
wrote a law to declare those islands were now hers. Unorganized, in this system, means there’s
no local government on these islands because no one lives in these places. Some of them are barley above the water line. Now, the weird category is unorganized
incorporated territories of which there is one: the Palmyra Atoll. claimed by the U.S. after the totally
peaceful annexation of Hawaii. They’re currently an uninhabited
nature reserve. But, incorporated means the U.S.
constitution applies here. To who? The Palmyra Atoll is like that
question about a tree falling in the forest. If there are no people for the constitution
to apply to, does the constitution still apply? Yes. This means if a foreigner gives birth
on this uninhabited strip and doesn’t die from the nature, their child would be an American citizen. Now, this category is empty. It’s where territories go
before they become states. When basically the Constitution fully
applies and it was last occupied by Hawaii. We’ve gone full circle but there is
one territory we’ve left out — American Samoa: home to 55,000 people. Uniquely, American Samoans
don’t get to be citizens but instead are American Nationals. They can live in the states but can’t vote
in presidential elections Unless they go through the immigration
process like any foreigner. Even though in all other ways,
they’re indistinguishable from citizens. This is unique to American Samoa
and there seems to be no reason for it other than that Congress has
gotten around to updating the system. American Samoa is in the
no-government category, like it’s lord of the flies over there, which it obviously isn’t. So American Samoa with it’s organized
government needs to go over here and Puerto Rico, essentially a state,
needs to go over here and the empty Palmyra Atoll needs to go
over here. But, don’t hold your breath for the
paperwork to make it’s way through Congress any time soon. So, that’s all the territories of the
United States, but there is one final thing to talk about: three tiny nations —
Palu, the Marshall Islands and the Federated States of Micronesia. The last has a convenient domain name: .fm —
first choice of quality podcasts everywhere. *hint, hint; click, click* These are separate countries
with UN seats and everything but they have a
“Compact of Free Association” with the United States. The deal is that the U.S. provide economic
support and military defense to the compact nations in return for being allowed
to build military bases there. Also, compact citizens can live and work
in the United States and vice versa. The Americans wanting to live abroad:
you have three easy options. So, that’s America: 50 states,
many reservations, one district, lots of islands territories, some even
with people and three tiny associated countries.

100 thoughts on “American Empire

  1. When you realize that Trump attempting to buy Greenland was actually him showing off that he knows more about history than you do.

  2. My 3rd grade teacher told us that Hawaii “asked” to be one of our states. Which is *technically*true…she just forgot to mention that we were threatening to invade them if they didn’t. But hey…details.

  3. "Fun" fact: Pretty much the she sole reason that the constitution doesn't apply in the territories is a ruling by Justice Henry Billings Brown in 1901 – yes, that Justice Henry Billings Brown who basically legitimized the "seperate but equal" way of upholding racial segregation brought in by the Jim Crow Laws even though actually racial segregation was banned.
    He wrote: "[…] If those possessions [= the territories] are inhabited by alien races, differing from us in religion, customs, laws, methods of taxation, and modes of thought, the administration of government and justice according to Anglo-Saxon principles may for a time be impossible […]", essentially saying that other races are incapable of understanding the American way of life and therefore the constitution doesn't have to apply. (Downes v. Bidwell, 182 U.S. 244 (1901), https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/182/244/)
    So, to sum it up: The citizens of the territories have no proper representation (among other things, since the constitution doesn't apply) due to a racist ruling by a racist judge more than 100 years ago. And so far, nobody has really attempted to challenge that. In fact, administrations up to this day point to this exact ruling when explaining the status quo. Even though even Justice Henry Billings Brown acknowledged that at some point in time these "alien races" may be capable of understanding "Anglo-Saxon principles", apparently nobody since could really be bothered to go over all of that again.

  4. Palmyra atoll had been a privately owned island. Was sold to Nature Conservancy in the late 1990’s I think? There is also a wind turbine research station there. (No idea why there!) So some civilian people DO live there. Many of the other larger territories have military presence. People based there are military. So I think that was the key difference: Palmyra was private, the others military. Military outposts are not incorporated.

    In the 1990’s I know you could contact the various Pacific outposts via “local” phone call from Honolulu. Might still be true. That is one heck of a large local phone calling area. The entire Northwest Hawaiian chain (not including the islands run by the federal gov’t as territories) are part of the state of Hawaii and administratively part of the City and County of Honolulu. That is one heck of an extended county.

  5. About those associated countries the main reason why I want to live abroad when I turn 18 so I don’t have to deal with the hot and humid climate of the southeast and moving further south into the Caribbean would only make the problem worse

  6. For your information (FYI) Guam is becoming a military base in present month(s) of either in September or October maybe November.

  7. On November 19, 2012, in regards to Nicaraguan claims to the islands, the International Court of Justice (ICJ) found, unanimously, that the Republic of Colombia has sovereignty over both Bajo Nuevo and Serranilla Banks.

    http://www.icj-cij.org/docket/files/124/17162.pdf

  8. 0:22…..
    “Statehood is eternal”……

    Ok….
    Try and be honest with yourself…..
    Do you really, REALLY think that the majority of the “founding fathers” would have entered into an agreement where the ultimate power of the State, was forever and unequivocally ceded to a all powerful federal government???
    They just fought a war for independence.
    Though it’s true that they excluded minorities and women, the intent in the essence of our government was to protect and promote the rights of the individual.
    ( basic enlightenment thinking)

    Sure, that’s not what we’ve become, but do you really think it was what was originally intended????
    Seriously????

  9. … and he never mentioned the word "colony", because despite most of the extraterritorial American Empire effectively being colonies, for some strange reason colony is a taboo word in 'Murica.

  10. It should be notes that american samoa is in the unorganized area because the people there want to.
    They have some strict laws meant to preserve their native ancestry that could be considered discriminatory and so, if the us constitution applied, they fear they might lose their lanfs

  11. Seems like a good topic for this channel is the Antarctic continent and it's laws, who gets to say what where, and if we live on a flat earth.

    Hint: we do!

  12. Statehood is eternal you say? Well there's an old Texas saying that goes like this: "If at first you don't secede, try try again".

  13. Since 1871 the Central Government is non-existent. As the Supreme Court once stated, what, who, are operating in Washington DC is only a "Municipal Corporation". Their Corporate Charter states the same information. That company lacks significant jurisdiction outside of D.C.

  14. when Americans put the flag on the moon didn't they start claiming the moon state 52 the moon I'm just joking I'm not stupid

  15. If I remember correctly, (I think it was on John Oliver) the only reason American Samoa and Puerto Rico weren't granted statehood at the time was due to some pretty heavy racism… like.. the official documents from the time say stuff like "these lands are inhabited by 'Alien Races', so we cant let them be americans" I'm paraphrasing, but I think it was something as outrageous as that.

  16. Are you telling me that I can have a kid in Palmyra Atoll and it will be an american citizen?
    That's so much easier than applying for a visa

  17. You need to update your video….EVERYONE can vote for President now as long as its a Republican in office at the time.

  18. And then there are all those nominally independent states that have been occupied since WW2 (Germany, Japan) or owe their "independence" to the US (most of the rest of the world). The only countries not in this American Empire seem to be Russia, China, Iran and Venezuela. And probably Syria.

  19. Statesiders, never talk about all territory they stole from Mexico, just like Donald Trump refuses and avoid to speak for every time he was a jerk with women.

  20. the foreigner born on Palmyra Atoll would not be an american citizen because their parents were not subject to the jurisdiction of the united states. This is the fourteenth amendment. Anchor babies are a farce. Total nonsense.

  21. Nice video! However your labels for RMI and FSM are backwards. Marshall Islands are to the East. Micronesia is in the center. The three nations in a Compact of Free Association aka Associate States used to be part of the US Trust Territory of the Pacific, liberated from Japan during WWII. Also you're forgetting Guantanamo Bay. Because of the name of the video it might have been a good idea to include former US colonies and possessions including Liberia (the first American "colony", purchased for the purpose of reversing the slave trade), Philippines, Panama Canal Zone, and Cuba (captured from Spain during the Spanish-American War), Greenland and Iceland (ceded from Denmark during WWII), and Chichi Jima, Iwo Jima, and Okinawa (captured from the Empire of Japan during WWII).

  22. Alaska is not actually that big it’s because on a flat map things stretch out the further north they go and Russia is not that big too

  23. I'm sure somebody has already said this but the Federated States of Micronesian and the Marshal Islands are swapped

  24. Want your kid to be a U.S. citizen? Take your pregnant self to Palmyra atoll. Have baby while someone videotapes it and boom… you too have a right to work until your 70 with no hope of retirement ANYWHERE.

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